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Altair vs Sonic.EXE (RE: Creators VS Creepypasta) | DEATH BATTLE!
- Altair vs Sonic.EXE (RE: Creators VS Creepypasta) | DEATH BATTLE!
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Altair vs Sonic.EXE (RE: Creators VS Creepypasta) | DEATH BATTLE!
Infinite > 02-22-2022, 12:04 AM
WARNING! The following battle contains heavy scenes of violence, blood, and suicide. Viewer discretion is advised.
Also, the format of this death battle is similar to that of a RP. Normal and bold text is for dialogue while italicized sentences are for actions or scenery.
Also also this is my first time writing a death battle so Wiz and Boomstick probably won’t be the best. With all that being said, enjoy!
Wiz: Altair, the Miltary Uniform Princess
![[Image: tDUE1Pr.png]](https://i.imgur.com/tDUE1Pr.png)
(Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/63411723)
Boomstick: Sonic.EXE, the devil himself as a hedgehog.
![[Image: maxresdefault.jpg]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DItZQEqr9KU/maxresdefault.jpg)
(Pic is from Sonic.EXE version 666)
Wiz: These two characters come from the deepest, darkest pits man has ever explored.
Boomstick: The internet
Wiz: With one coming from the creepypasta and edgelords
Boomstick: And one from the weebs!
Wiz: Both have been fueled by the unlimited imagination of the internet community.
Boomstick: Both the good and the bad side! He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle!
----------Altair----------
Wiz: Setsuna Shimazaki was a talented artist in Japan. So much so that she became very popular on the site she posted her work.
Boomstick: Devian- gets hit in the arm OW!
Wiz: No, Boomstick. Megalosphere. But like many popular artists, she had to suffer through the internet’s greatest danger. Controversy.
Boomstick: She was accused of plagiarizing her drawings by some jerk who was jealous like COME ON! Who does that?
Wiz: That is the ruthless internet for you, Boomstick. Due to these controversies, she was criticized a ton on the message board. Receiving toxic messages, the works.
Boomstick: She was really bummed up about it and then got hit…by a train…man.
Wiz: Yeah…but before doing so, she created Altair who was used in a music video titled “Altair: World Étude.” She was created with Setsuna’s desire for the character to be loved by everyone, she was also created by her hatred towards the world and how they treated her.
Boomstick: So what did Altair do with these two very different emotions? WORLD DESTRUCTION OF COURSE!
Wiz: Altair decided to destroy the world that destroyed her creator by bringing in characters from the world of fiction into the real world and thus making worlds collide.
Boomstick: So wait, she could bring, I don’t know, a character that is literally made of beer into the real world?
Wiz: I- I suppose so, yes. If that character actually exists in media.
Boomstick: Ohohohoho I like Altair now.
Wiz: But bringing characters from fiction into the real world isn’t all that she can do. This brings us to a very complicated subject that is how powers work in the anime Altair is from. Boomstick, you may need to turn your brain off for this one.
Boomstick: Say no more. derp face
Wiz: So, characters that come from certain parts of media such as video games, anime, books, movies, etc. contain powers that are only shown in the media they are from and that the majority of the audience considers “canon.” With Altair, however, she is what the show calls a “secondary creation” and is inspired by a different character called Shirotsumekusa. Since she was a secondary creation created on the internet, the fans that make secondary creations of Altair are adding more abilities to her arsenal. This is referred to as the Holopsicon. Thanks to the Holopsicon, her abilities are essentially infinite as her abilities are constantly updated by the fans. In fact, she can use which specific abilities she wishes at any given time. She can create anything from nothing, turn anything into flowers, create copies of any weaponry she wants, all these and more she uses while using a gun and saber as a violin.
Boomstick: Huhwah? snaps out of it Gun? She uses her gun as a violin?
Wiz: sighs Yes, Boomstick. She uses her GUN as a violin.
Boomstick: Not just any gun, Wiz. looks at the gun Altair is holding It’s a PPSh-41! And she’s playing it like a fiddle!
Wiz: Right…anyway, she can also remove abilities from a character by dragging the character back to the state they were in the story they originated from and with her swords, she can control multiple swords at once via telekinesis and form a shield with them. This shield has been able to tank large explosions, heavy weaponry, and magic. She also stopped a giant sword from hitting her with only her fingers and threw it on an unsuspecting mech.
Boomstick: She can even uno reverse card someone’s move by giving them the damage she was supposed to get from an attack! Remove someone’s powers and immortality! And REMOVE THE PLOT of a character! She can just look at what anyone does and say “Nope! You can’t do that!”
Wiz: Altair is also capable of erasing a character’s existence like they never existed in the story they came from.
Boomstick: Altair is practically INVINCIBLE and can do whatever the freakin’ heck she wants!
Wiz: Truly, a terrifying villain. However, while she is, for the most part, physically invincible, she is vulnerable to her own abilities and typically lets her opponents use every hit they can possibly land on her. She only occasionally uses her holopsicon abilities and mostly uses her swords for attacks. She did give up her quest to conquer the world after her own creator was recreated. With the support of the audience watching the fight, she was able to create an entirely new world just for her creator to live in.
Boomstick: So all was good in the end! ….But man is her powers scary!
Wiz: When the plot is on your side, it is really difficult for anyone to beat you.
Altair: "The holopsicon is omnipotent. Everything flows, the power of eternal reincarnation. Dust to life. Life to ashes. Thus the world returns here once more."
----------Sonic.EXE----------
Wiz: All it takes is one person. One person to make a story that would spread from person to person and eventually become a legendary tale.
Boomstick: And that includes the cringefest of Sonic.EXE!
Wiz: Written by JC the Hyena, a young boy named Tom received a disc from his best friend Kyle.
Boomstick: And instead of destroying the game like the letter from Kyle said, Tom just started PLAYING it. What could possibly go wrong?
Wiz: A lot. Right from the start, the game didn’t seem right. It was glitchy and even creepy. It even got to a point where Sonic KILLED Tails.
Boomstick: The dude also turned Knuckles into a bloody mess and even killed Robotnik. You’re not even supposed to play as him!
Wiz: And that was essentially the story. But somehow it gained a lot of popularity and thanks to that, it sprouted more variants of the character.
Boomstick: They made him even creepier, not even look like Sonic, or just a chill dude who wants to dance.
Wiz: And all of these interpretations have a wide variety of abilities including flight, super speed (with one even going near lightspeed), shoot projectiles, teleportation, change shape, cloning
Boomstick: Bend reality itself, act like a cartoon character, give good vibes, bend people’s blood, make deadly screams, and become omanipersont!
Wiz: That is omnipresent, Boomstick. Sonic.EXE, or more specifically Entity 666, is capable of destroying multiple solar systems with little effort and pushing galaxies with the snap of his fingers.
Boomstick: Thanos, eat your heart out!
Wiz: This Sonic is possessed by a god which is why he is capable of all of these fantastic feats and that’s just ONE of the variants. Gillian can create illusions, change and distort time itself, hypnosis, and craft fake stories. I-Speye can transform into anyone he desires and copy their abilities. Spindash can travel to any dimension and cut through anything thanks to the Phantom Ruby. Parmenides can perform terraforming and can warp space with enough chaos energy. Forgotten can pass through walls, albeit, for a limited time.
Boomstick: Occsior has Knuckles’ muscle, Amy’s giant freakin’ hammer, Blaze’s fire abilities, Silver’s psychic abilities! Gateholder can cut the fabric of space and matter with his SWORD! TD can instantly remove people’s heads and WIPE PEOPLE FROM EXISTENCE! And the big bad boss himself, Lord X, is literally “limitless.” What kind of hedgehog has limitless power?!
Wiz: However, while there are a lot of variants of Sonic.EXE, 48 percent of them are restricted to the digital world like X, Velocity, CK!Exe, Rat Demon, EYX, etc.
Boomstick: And he is the kind of guy who really likes to play with his food. He can let a fight drag on as long as he wants to keep himself entertained.
Wiz: With that being said, a few of the digital versions are able to drag people into the digital world and they can do essentially anything they want there.
Boomstick: Mom was right! TV is bad for you!
Wiz: No matter how you slice it, Sonic.EXE is a force to be reckoned with.
Boomstick: And unless you are some blue-haired kid and have a devil chick with ya, get the frick away from this monster!
Sonic.EXE: "So many souls to play with, so little time... would you agree?"
Wiz: Alright! The combatants are all set and we have run the data through all the possibilities.
Boomstick: IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
----------Battle----------
The scene begins in a train station surrounded by a white void.
Altair: Looks around her. This place…I know this place! looks around her to find her creator
Setsuna: walks onto the train track
Altair: SETSUNA! NO!
Setsuna: Gets hit by a train
Altair: Has no words. Just looks at the train passing by. Why didn’t she do anything? She was right there!
Gemma: Such a tragedy…reveals himself from one of the pillars in the station It’s honestly a shame what happened to her. Such great potential. Only to be taken down by herself.
Altair: Looks at Gemma in anger WHO ARE YOU?! WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?!
Gemma: chuckles It’s quite simple, really. I just want- entire body changes
Exeller: changes to Exeller to play a little game with you…
Altair: Then you have a death wish.
Exeller: Great! Grins widely Let’s play.
FIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-O9yMcUAqE
Altair: Immediately starts shooting hundreds of calvary swords at Exeller
Exeller: Gets impaled by all of them and falls on the ground. Bleeding. The station vanishes as it was just an illusion and turns to your standard destroyed city background.
Altair: I warned you. But I must admit, you didn’t that much of a fight.
Exeller: body vanishes
Altair: Eyes widen. It was a clone!
ERR: Summons a giant hand and grabs Altair
Altair: Dodges the hand and slices it.
ERR: Starts shooting Altair with his gun
Altair: Stands there as the swords block all of the bullets. Summons a ton more swords which charge at ERR
ERR: Changes shape
Exezar: Dodges every single sword You’re going to need to do better than that, playma- gets impaled
Altair: Grabs out her gun and plays it like a violin Holopsicon, the Ninth Movement: Fate Restoration. This makes the plot disappear…
Exezar: Glitches out and disappears
Altair: Takes a deep breath but then hears laughter and loud clapping
Entity 666: Congratulations…you have erased ONE of my secondary creations. appears in front of Altair Time to show you what I’m really capable of. warps right behind Altair and punches her
Altair: blocks the attack with her swords but the impact pushes her quite a long-distance
Entity 666: Flies right back to Altair and continues landing attacks but then changes in the blink of an eye
Occisor: Starts slamming Altair’s sword defenses with her hammer and oozing with unlimited chaos energy then changes again
Parmenides: With the unlimited chaos energy, he creates a mountain right beneath Altair which launches her into the air
Altair: Remains unharmed thanks to her shield. Plays her gun like a violin again Thirteenth Movement: Outline Origin. A gust of wind fills the air
Parmenides: His mechanic body disappears.
Altair: Looks around for the next secondary creation
Exodius: A warp ring appears and he flies through it and shoots negative chaos energy
Altair: Is blocking every attack with her swords like a freakin’ champ
Exodius: Warps and changes
TD: Points at the flying Altair Hakai
Altair: Feels strange and looks around. Then sees her hand vanishing What? The rest of her body contains to vanish No! NO NO NO NO NO! Her entire body begins to fade away until she is finally gone.
TD: Smiles That was fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeP3vgJOf_8
----------Explanation Time----------
Boomstick: Wait. Just like that? No explosions?
Wiz: Yep. TD can just wipe a person just like that.
Boomstick: Man, I was kind of hoping for a better ending.
Wiz: Oh don’t worry. W̸̛̳͓̍͐̀̇ͅe̷̛͎̼͒̐ ̵̧̯͚͐͛̏̂̚ḁ̷̌̏̈́͠r̴̤̉͆̈͝ė̴͎͇͝n̴͎̰̊̂̈̐͘͘͜'̶̡̯͙͈͉̤̯̫͊͂̓ţ̶̦̹͙̹̾̌͌̑͒̃͒͘͜ ̶̠͑̉̀̐̾ḏ̵͎̞̖̿͊͌ͅơ̵̟͓̦̺͆́́̐͒͗̑ͅņ̸͇̲̜͚͜͝ͅͅe̵̡̛̳̣̥̠̹̯̖͒̿̏̒̂̚͝ ̶̡̻̞̣̖͔̈̏̌y̴̮̻͙̐̅͝e̶̡̬̲̘͝t̶̛͎̣͛́̓͠.̵͕̞̱͙̝͐̉̃͑̅̔̚͘ͅ
Boomstick: Wait what?
Wiz: Face distorts. He becomes a single eye
Gillian: We aren’t done yet, folks!
Boomstick: Woah woah woah! WHAT THE-
----------Battle----------
TD: Points at the flying Altair Hakai. Suddenly feels strange Huh? Starts to vanish
Altair: Smiles while looking at the vanishing EXE The Fourteenth Movement: Casualty Reversal.
TD: As he vanishes, he is replaced by someone else
Mirror Sonic: Starts levitating and stretching his hands and slashing the sword shield
Altair: Ain’t gonna do anything
Mirror Sonic: Changes
Gateholder: Slashes the shield with the Sword of Tartarus.
Altair: Shield remains intact but can’t say the same with space and time itself.
The world around them starts to crack
EXE: Starts clawing away in many parts of the shield. Then quickly changes
Sunky.MPEG: Does a little dance off and offers a bowl of cereal. HE PUT THE MILK FIRST
Altair: … stabs Sunky with her sword
Sunky.MPEG: changes
Steve: Is impaled by the sword and starts to fly off like a balloon. Grabs an air pump and inflates him back to his ol’ self. Changes
REBOOTED: Warps right behind Altair and summons a phone right next to her and vanishes
Rat Demon: Makes the phone act as a vacuum and suck Altair into the digital world
Altair: Looks around the area.
It looks pretty nice actually. The sky is blue, and the surrounding area is green grass with some palm trees and flickies.
Altair: While she is still cautious, she somehow feels quite nice as well
Demogri: Looks at Altair while smiling innocently ^^
Altair: She snaps out of the positive vibes and shoots a sword at Demogri
Demogri: Looks upset and he starts to grow sharp teeth and his stomach opens into a new mouth.
The area also turns into a fire. Trees and plants look like they have eyes staring down at her
Altair: Is ready for anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiRkM8VXwaI
CK!Exe: Transforms into CK and summons an atomic bomb and drops it on top of Altair
Altair: Swords spin above her and block the attack
EYX: Transforms into EYX and tries punching the shield
Altair: Meh
System: Transforms into the System and summons spikes beneath Altair
Altair: Flies above the spikes. Dodging every single one
Red X: Transforms into Red X and teleports right inside Altair’s shield
Altair: Punches Red X into the spiraling shield of swords
Red X: Gets sliced by the many fast swords, teleports, and transforms
Velocity: Charges at Altair at near lightspeed
Altair: Swords slice Velocity
Velocity: Transforms and vanishes
Altair: Looks around. … Then she notices that there seems to be a wall that is approaching
X: Is up in the sky making the walls close in
Altair: Looks all around and sees that she is surrounded by the closing wall and shoots swords at it to try and push it. To no avail.
X: Grins as the walls close in
Altair: Is almost going to be crushed but grabs her gun and plays it like a violin Twenty-Third Movement: Fate Restoration! Everything goes white and then to darkness. She has created an entirely new dimension. Takes a deep breath
A slash is heard
Altair: Looks at the source of the sound
Spindash: A hole is made and out comes Spindash. His purple glow lights the new dark dimension YoU CaN’T RuN!
Altair: We both have infinite powers. We would fight for eternity. Shoots many swords at Spindash
I-Speye: Gets stabbed by swords
Altair: Spits out blood Wha- what? She looks again and sees it’s no longer I-Speye
Altair?: The Fourteenth Movement: C̸̙̫̅̒͆͊̓͑ä̶̧̠̘̮͎͈́́͊̎͑̆̀̈́̅̎͝s̷̼͇̤̲͓͌͑͐̎̂̒͛̈́̆̊͜u̶͎̭͇͉̐̀͘͝a̵̯̟̺̳̖̋͆̎͠ͅl̶̨͓̳̩͎̔̾̆́t̴̥͇̺̖̼̗̣̩͙̙̱͊͑̐̾̾̂y̸̢̢͓̱̙̩̽̾̀̔͗͐̅̍̔́́͜ͅ ̶̦͔̰͖̳̤̌̽̄̌̍̎̾̿͝R̷͈̩̿̂͛́̾̐̅̇͘ė̴̖͈̞̼̻̳̗̺̪v̸̢̨̛͇̦̱̜̋̈̔̈́͒̄͝ͅe̶̢̛͙̖̠͕̦̤̲̠͑̿͒r̶͔͛̇̚s̵̢̱͑a̴̙͍̭̙̦̙̭̝͖̗͂̓͆̚l̶̠͔̈̾̉͐͊͆̎̒̈́͘̚.̵̧͇̪̣͖͎̲̹̥͙̓̔͐͗̒͌͑͠ The Sixty-Sixth Movement of Cosmos: E̷̢͍̮̠̻̣̗͑̀͌̌̌̕̚͝͝x̶͎̰̜͉̻͎͒̾͊́̐̽́̍̕ĭ̷̘̲̘̗̖̤̲͊̈́s̸̨̖̥͈̬̳̎̍̓̋̈̆̍͝͝t̵̹̩̞̿̐ë̵͓̠̪̟̘̯̹̜́̊͑͑͠ͅn̷̗̩͍̙͓͇̞͔͙̐̆̑̇͐͛͛͝͝c̴̨̫̥̙̩̜̄̆́́͒̆̍́͝e̶̝̟͑̓̒̈́̆͘͝ ̵͇̖͓̬̣̅̔͌̏̇̒͜͠C̸̫̮̍̿͌̑h̵̨̼̦́͂̉ͅḁ̴̧̮̘͖̉́͐̋̑̐̄̐n̵͍̭̠̻͇̠̯͌̈́̊̈͆͜͠g̴̳͖̭͗͒e̸̡̨̳̠̱̼̰̣̬̿̊̓̄.
Altair: Breathes rapidly B-but. You can't beat me. We are both infinite!
Altair?: Transforms
Lord X: Walks to Altair DavidArts, Losermakesgames, Codetrilogy, DaniDanDango, SinnamonToasted, MadzillaKOTH, RetreX, continues listing people
Altair: What are you saying?!
Lord X: Tell me, summons a pike can you name me one creator that made your abilities?
Altair: Tries to think….but can’t name one
Lord X: Name me one.
Altair: Can’t name one.
Lord X: Is suddenly right in front of Altair’s face NAME ME ONE!
Altair: … She can almost hear some kind of music playing as Lord X is right next to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E52LssYecXM
Lord X: And that is what is different between you and me. Your creators are creations. My creators are REAL. Places the sharp pike right up to Altair’s neck
Altair: … The music grows louder as the pike starts to go deeper into her neck.
Lord X: Compared to you….I am a GOD.
Altair: The music becomes unbearably loud in her mind until-
Silence
Lord X: Walks away with Altair’s head on a bloody pike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeP3vgJOf_8
----------Explanation Time----------
Boomstick: WOW! That got dark fast!
Wiz: That’s what happens when you face a creepypasta.
Boomstick: You are the real Wiz, right? Say something that only you would know.
Wiz: The pin code to your beer safe is 126-
Boomstick: OKAY! Let’s just get to the explanation!
Wiz: Well, like Altair, Sonic.EXE is a secondary creation. He is a parody of Sonic the Hedgehog and, playing by the rules of RE: Creators, secondary creations of Sonic.EXE are applied to his moveset.
Boomstick: And he could’ve just stayed in one form during the whole fight but that was too boring for him so he thought “Screw it! I’m just going to transform into any form I like” for the chaos!
Wiz: And while Altair is canonically a secondary character, her creators are fictional and Altair is actually not a secondary character thanks to the fact she is part of official media being the anime RE: Creators. Sonic.EXE, however, is still a secondary creation and his fans/creators are most certainly real.
Boomstick: And with Sonic.EXE’s fancy shmancy copy ability, he could perform the 66 Movement: Existence Change which removes a characters abilities and healing factors. In fact, she fell for this ol’ trick before in the anime!
Wiz: But in the end, the real winners were the fans of Sonic.EXE as they’re the reason he was capable of beating Altair in the first place.
Boomstick: Another reason why you should never mess with Sonic fans, everyone!
Wiz: The winner is Sonic.EXE.
Sonic.EXE characters and their creators
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[font=Times New Roman]Gemma by @Gemma_EXE
Exeller by @danuha2526
ERR by @JosFausto13
Exezar by @KoonerMetal
Entity 666 by @imlazyashecklol
Occisor by @DunkleKomics
Parmenides by @Mistah_AD
Exodius by @ShonnikRus
TD by @SinnamonToasted
Gillian by @Elite_BOI_
Mirror Sonic by @_DaniDanDango
Gateholder by @FirstDarkMatter
EXE by @revie_03
Sunky.MPEG by @GirDude
Steve by @SwappyBlue
REBOOTED by @KennyUndrX
Rat Demon by @LuckiiBean
Demogri by @MadzillaKOTH
CK!Exe by @Callum_The_Imp
EYX by @Kaua161
System by @breadryo
Red X by @ZueltheCat
Velocity created by X/@PKFoyerYT
X created by Miitoons
Spindash by @Not_8ailey
I-Speye by @codetrillogy
Lord X by @losermakesgames
