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Sonic Villains Sing Christmas Music
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Sonic Villains Sing Christmas Music
Infinite > 12-18-2020, 04:08 PM
The following fanfic is based on the Sonic Villains Fan-Film. If you wish to learn more about it, I recommend taking a look here: https://sonicblast.org/Thread-Sonic-Villains-Fan-Film
Eggman: Greetings soon-to-be citizens of the Eggman Empire! I am Dr. Eggman, your future ruler! And today, I have assembled my team to sing some Christmas songs for you all. It took a while to convince them to sing so if you have any complaints about the songs we’ve chosen, then suck it up. To begin our Christmas special, we have the members of the S.S.S.S.S. Squad singing “We’re Despicable” from Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol.
Scourge: Never heard of it. Sounds like garbage.
Eggman: RESPECT THE CLASSICS!
Rosy: McNosehair is a BOOMER!
Eggman: Quiet, you! *sighs* Let’s just get on with it.
The S.S.S.S.S. Squad: We’re despicableThe S.S.S.S.S. Squad: ♫We're despicable. We make ourselves plain sickable.♫
Coconuts: ♫Berate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously;♫
Scratch: ♫Still none us of wishes we could change. We're slick as shifty birds.♫
Coconuts and Grounder: ♫With fingers quick, as fifty birds.♫
Scratch: ♫While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock♫
Grounder: ♫Just for a kick we knock you flat!♫
All Three: ♫La...la...La-la-la-la-la...La...la...La-la-la-la-la...La...la...La-la-la-la-la....We're just blankety-blank-blank. No good!♫
Coconuts: ♫We're not tea party blokes. No chitty-chat or artichokes.♫
Scratch: ♫We're twice as blood-thirsty as cannibules,♫
Grounder: ♫And wilder than animules are we!♫
All three: ♫We're reprehensible.♫
Grounder: ♫We'll steal your pen and pencible!♫
Scratch: ♫Then sneer at you, leer at you naughtily.♫
Coconuts and Grounder: ♫And really we ought to be in jail!♫
All Three: ♫La...la...La-la-la-la-la....La...la...La-la-la-la-la....La...la...La-la-la-la-la...We're just blankety-blank-blank. ALL BAD! *all three laugh*♫
Eggman: An excellent start to the Eggman Empire Christmas Musical! Next, we have Sleet and Dingo singing the Snow & Heat miser song!
Sleet and Dingo: Snow & Heat Miser
*instrumentals begin*
Sleet: ♫I'm Mr. White Christmas. I'm Mr. Cool. I'm Mr. Icicle. I'm Mr. 10 below. Friends call me Snow Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to snow in my clutch! I'm too much.♫
Orbot & Cubot: ♫He's mister white Christmas. He's mister snow. He's mister icicle. He's mister ten below.♫
Sleet: ♫Friends call me Snow Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to snow in my clutch!♫
Orbot & Cubot: ♫He’s too much.♫
Sleet: ♫I never wanna know a day that's over 40 degrees. I'd rather have it 30, 20 then 5 and let It freeze!♫
Orbot & Cubot: ♫He's mister white Christmas. He's mister snow. He's mister icicle. He's mister ten below.♫
Sleet: ♫Friends call me Snow Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to snow in my clutch! ...too much.♫
Orbot & Cubot: ♫Too much!♫
*as the instrumentals play, no one notices X grabbing Naugus out of nowhere into the TV and vanishes*
Dingo: ♫I'm Mr. Green Christmas. I'm Mr. Sun. I'm Mr. Heat Blister. I'm Mr. One Hundred and one. They call me Heat Miser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much!♫
Orbot & Cubot: ♫He's mister Heat Miser. He's mister sun. He's mister heat blister
He's mister hundred and one.♫
Dingo: ♫They call me Heat Miser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch.♫
Orbot & Cubot: ♫He's too much.♫
Dingo: ♫I never wanna know a day. That's under 60 degrees. I'd rather have it 80, 90, 100 degrees!♫
Orbot & Cubot: ♫He's mister Heat Miser. He's mister sun. He's mister heat blister. He's mister hundred and one.♫
Dingo: ♫They call me Heat Miser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much♫
Orbot & Cubot: ♫Too much!♫
Eggman: Give a big round of applause to Sleet and Dingo! Now, next, we have Scourge and Shadow. You’re up!
Scourge and Boom Shadow: You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Scourge: Ugh, do we have to sing?
Boom Shadow: I don’t “sing” and I most certainly don’t want to waste my time dealing with you idiots.
Dr. Eggman: Then how about you two insult each other through singing?
Boom Shadow: Hmm, your proposal intrigues me.
Scourge: Step aside, Shadowbox *grabs mic* I’ll start ‘cause I’ve got some things I want to say to you.
Scourge: ♫You're a mean one, Mr. Shadow♫
Boom Shadow: You just noticed, you imbecile?
Scourge: ♫You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Shadow. You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!♫
Boom Shadow: Peh! Your insults are pathetic.
Scourge: ♫You're a monster, Mr. Shadow. Your heart's an empty hole.♫
Boom Shadow: For once I agree.
Scourge: ♫Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Shadow. I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!♫
Boom Shadow: That doesn’t even make sense.
Scourge: ♫You're a vile one, Mr. Shadow. You have termites in your smile.♫
Boom Shadow: Hmph, bold of you to assume I even smile.
Scourge: ♫You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Shadow. Given a choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!♫
Boom Shadow: Your insults are insulting to hedgehog kind. Step aside, observe how it’s really done.
Boom Shadow: ♫You're a foul one, Mr. Scourge
You're a nasty-wasty skunk♫
Scourge: No I don’t! *sniffs armpit* Maybe!
Boom Shadow: ♫Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Scourge. The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk!"♫
Scourge: Yeah yeah yeah, I get it. Do you have any other CREATIVE insults, numbnut?
Boom Shadow: ♫You're a rotter, Mr. Scourge. You're the king of sinful sots♫
Scourge: Hail to the king, baby!
Boom Shadow: ♫Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Scourge♫
Scourge: What did you just say?!
Boom Shadow: ♫Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!♫
Scourge: ALRIGHT! THAT’S IT! HAND ME THE MIC!
Scourge: ♫You nauseate me, Mr. Shadow! With a nauseous super "naus"! You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Shadow! You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!♫
Boom Shadow: You disgust me...I’m leaving.
Dr. Eggman: Wait, Shadow! We’ve got the finale at the en-
Boom Shadow: I’m not wasting any more time with you fools. You can do your little musical without me. Call me when you’ve got something worth my time.
Scourge: HA! Guess I struck a nerv-*gets pinned to the wall with chaos spears* When I get my hands on that-
Rosy: Oh SCOURGY!
Scourge: Oh no.
Rosy: Santa Baby
Rosy: Oh yes, my green little fluff ball. While you’re stuck in there, I think I’ll sing a song JUST for you! *grabs the mic*
Scourge: Someone, please shut her up befor-
Rosy: AHEM! *inhales* ♫Scourgy baby, just slip a sable under the tree. For me. Been an awful bad girl. Scourge baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.♫
Rosy: ♫Scourgy baby, a 54 convertible too. Light blue. I’ll wait up for you dear. Scourgy baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.♫
Rosy and Sara: ♫Think of all the fun I’ve missed. Think of all the fellas I haven’t kissed. Next year I could be just as bad. If you’ll check off my Christmas list.♫
Scourge: Please, I can barely take thi- *Sara puts tape on Scourge’s mouth*
Sara: You go, girl!
Rosy: ♫ Scourgy baby, I wanna yacht. And really that’s not a lot. Been a demon all year. Scourge baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Scourgy honey, one little thing I really need. The deed to a platinum mine. Scourgy baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Scourgy cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and checks. Sign your “̴̢̫̣͛̈̈́̅͊̊X̴̪̹̫͔͑̏͊̿͗̆”̶̢̜̜͉̹̐̃́̂ on the line. Scourgy cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.♫
Rosy and Sara: ♫Come and trim my Christmas tree. With some decorations bought at Tiffany's. I really do believe in you. Let's see if you believe in me.♫
Rosy: ♫Scourgy baby, forgot to mention one little thing. A ring. I don't mean on the phone. Scourgy baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Hurry down the chimney tonight. Hurry, tonight.♫
Sara: WOO! That was AMAZING! Hey! May I have a turn?
Rosy: Hmmm I have an even better idea. Let’s sing TOGETHER!
Sara: YEAH! This next song is for the dashingly handsome Dr. Robotnik!
Sara: All I Want for Christmas is You
Sara: ♫I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you, yeah.♫
Sara: ♫I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need.♫
Rosy: ♫(And I)♫
Sara: ♫Don't care about the presents. Underneath the Christmas tree. I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace. ♫
Rosy: ♫(Ah)♫
Sara: ♫Santa Claus won't make me happy. With a toy on Christmas Day. I just want you for my own.♫
Rosy: ♫(Ooh)♫
Sara: ♫More than you could ever know.♫
Rosy: ♫(Ooh)♫
Sara: ♫Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you. You, baby. Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas. I won't even wish for snow♫
Rosy: ♫(And I)♫
Sara: ♫I'm just gonna keep on waiting. Underneath the mistletoe. I won't make a list and send it. To the North Pole for Saint Nick♫
Rosy: ♫(Ah)♫
Sara: ♫I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click. 'Cause I just want you here tonight♫
Rosy: ♫(Ooh)♫
Sara: ♫Holding on to me so tight♫
Rosy: ♫(Ooh)♫
Sara: ♫What more can I do? Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you. You, baby. Oh, all the lights are shining. So brightly everywhere.♫
Rosy: ♫(So brightly, baby)♫
Sara: ♫And the sound of children's laughter fills the air.♫
Rosy: ♫(Oh, oh yeah)♫
Sara: ♫And everyone is singing♫
Rosy: ♫(Oh yeah)♫
Sara: ♫I hear those sleigh bells ringing♫
Rosy: ♫(Oh)♫
Sara: ♫Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?♫
Rosy: ♫(Yeah, oh, oh)♫
Sara: ♫Won't you please bring my baby to me? Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas. This is all I'm asking for.♫
Rosy: ♫(Ah)♫
Sara: ♫I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door. Oh, I just want you for my own.♫
Rosy: ♫(Ooh)♫
Sara: ♫More than you could ever know.♫
Rosy: ♫(Ooh)♫
Sara: ♫Make my wish come true oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you. You, baby. All I want for Christmas is you, baby.♫
Rosy: ♫(You)♫
Sara: ♫All I want for Christmas is you, baby.♫
Rosy: ♫(Ah, oh, ah, oh)♫
Sara: ♫All I want for Christmas is you, baby.♫
Rosy: ♫(You)♫
Sara: ♫All I want for Christmas is you, baby.♫
Rosy: ♫(All I really want, baby, ooh)♫
Sara: ♫All I want for Christmas is you, baby.♫
Rosy: ♫(All I want, all I really want is you)♫
*fades out*
*everyone claps*
Dr. Eggman: Well done! Now then, Dark Oak, your turn!
Dark Oak: O Christmas Tree/O Tannenbaum
Dark Oak walks up to the stage as Sara and Rosy walk down waving.
Dark Oak: Now please excuse me if I get emotional, this comes from the heart. *ahem*
Dark Oak: ♫O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree. Thy leaves are so unchanging. Not only green when summer’s here. But also when it’s cold and drear. O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree, thy leaves are- so unchanging.♫
Dark Oak: That voice...could it be?! Daughter?!
*Cosmo appears in the cafeteria and runs to Dark Oak*
Cosmo: Yes! I’m here, Father!
Dark Oak: Come on up, Cosmo! Let’s sing this together as father and daughter!
Cosmo: ♫O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum! Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!♫
Dark Oak and Cosmo: ♫Wie oft hat nicht zur Weihnachtszeit! Ein Baum von dir mich hoch erfreut!♫
Dark Oak: ♫O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum! Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!♫
Cosmo: ♫O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree. You’ll ever be unchanging.♫
Dark Oak and Cosmo: ♫Each shining light, each silver bell. No one alive spreads cheer so well.♫
Dark Oak: ♫O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree. You’ll ever be unchanging.♫
Dark Oak lifts Cosmo up and hugs her as the two are laughing. As they laugh, the video fades to Dark Oak looking as if he cried himself to sleep next to a drink in the cafeteria, and Orbot and Cubot, attempting to wake him up, appear confused.
Orbot: I don’t think Dark Oak is able to sing right now.
Eggman: No matter! He’ll wake up eventually. Now then, it is Metal Sonic’s turn and he has provided a remix of Feliz Navidad. Hit it, Metal!
Metal Sonic: Feliz Navidad
*Metal goes up to the stage with a DJ player and starts the music. As soon as the lyrics appear, Dark Oak wakes up suddenly*
Metal Sonic: ♫huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). Huehue huehuehue huehuehue huehue huehuehuehue (Feliz Navidad Próspero año y felicidad).♫
Metal Sonic: ♫Huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). Huehue huehuehue huehuehue huehue huehuehuehue (Feliz Navidad Próspero año y felicidad).♫
Metal Sonic: ♫Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue hue huehue hue hue hue (From the bottom of my heart)♫
Metal Sonic: ♫Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue hue huehue hue hue hue (From the bottom of my heart)♫
Metal Sonic: ♫huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). Huehue huehuehue huehuehue huehue huehuehuehue (Feliz Navidad Próspero año y felicidad).♫
*insert Perfect Chaos roar in the remix*
Metal Sonic: ♫Huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). Huehue huehuehue huehuehue huehue huehuehuehue (Feliz Navidad Próspero año y felicidad).♫
Metal Sonic: ♫Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue hue huehue hue hue hue (From the bottom of my heart)♫
Metal Sonic: ♫Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue hue huehue hue hue hue (From the bottom of my heart)♫
Metal Sonic:♫ huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). Huehue huehuehue huehuehue huehue huehuehuehue (Feliz Navidad Próspero año y felicidad). ♫
Metal Sonic:♫ Huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). Huehue huehuehue huehuehue huehue huehuehuehue (Feliz Navidad Próspero año y felicidad). ♫
Metal Sonic: ♫Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue hue huehue hue hue hue (From the bottom of my heart)♫
Metal Sonic: ♫Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue huehue hue hue hue huehue huehue (I wanna wish you a merry Christmas). Hue hue huehue hue hue hue (From the bottom of my heart)♫
Metal Sonic: ♫huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). huehue huehuehue (Feliz Navidad). Huehue huehuehue huehuehue huehue huehuehuehue (Feliz Navidad Próspero año y felicidad).♫
Eggman: That’s my boy! *is the only one clapping out of everyone* Now be a good boy and put your set away. We need to get to our final song.
Sonic.EXE: Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Metal Sonic: Oh I quite agree
Eggman: Wait, what?
Metal Sonic
/font][font=Times New Roman] Come now, Ivo, don’t tell me you already have forgotten about me after our last encounter?
Eggman: Oh no…
Metal Sonic: Oh yes...I believe it is time for me to steal the show. *Metal grabs the mic* Ready for round two?
(Sonic.exe possessing Metal Sonic): ♫You better watch out, and you better cry. You better pout I’m telling you why. Cause X is coming to your town. I’m making a kill list and I’m checking it twice. Have to find out who’s naughty or nice. Cause X is coming to your town.♫
Orbot: Should we stop this, Doctor?
Eggman: Yes...give me one minute *leaves quickly*
Orbot: You better hurry up, because X mi- ♫I see you when you’re sleeping. And I know when you’re awake.♫
Cubot: Orbot! Speak to me bro! You can make i-♫I know when you’ve been bad or good. So go hide for your own sake.♫
Metal Sonic, Orbot, and Cubot: ♫You better watch out, and you better cry. You better pout I’m telling you why. Cause X is coming to your town. I’m making a kill list and I’m checking it twice. Have to find out who’s naughty or nice. Cause X is coming to your town.♫
The possessed robots walk towards the other villains in a zombie-like fashion.
Dark Oak: This is getting out of hand! Should I get rid of them?
Rosy: O Darky, don't be so silly...I’LL DO IT! *swings her hammer at Orbot but gets blocked by Grounder*
Grounder: ♫I see you when you’re sleeping. And I know when you're awake.♫
Scratch: ♫I know when you've been bad or good. So go hide for your own sake.♫
Metal Sonic, Orbot, Cubot, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts (is possessed after Scratch): ♫You better watch out, and you better cry. You better pout I’m telling you why. Cause X is coming to your town.
Scourge: Alright, that's it! I'm ending this freak show now! *Homing attacks the possessed robots but ends up inside Chaos who came out of nowhere*
All the possessed robots and Chaos (who X is singing through the brainwashing device): ♫I’m making a kill list and I’m checking it twice. Have to find out who’s naughty or nice. Cause X is coming to your town.♫
Everyone is backing away as the possessed robots come closer.
Robots: ♫Cause X is coming to your town.♫
Scourge is about to drown inside Chaos' body.
Robots: ♫Cause X is coming to your to-- *they all return to normal and Eggman rushes back*
Eggman: *pants* Whew, that should hold him off for now. That virus was no match against my alternative accounts! Now then, let's get this finale rolling!
Infinite: I’ll Be Home for Christmas
Infinite sits at his desk unmasked and annoyed by the singing going on outside of his room.
Infinite: What is going on out there? They really are going through with the singing now aren’t they? sigh
He looks at his photo of himself and the jackal squad goofing off as the picture is being taken.
Infinite: ♫I’ll...be home...for Christmas. You...can plan...on me. Please have snow...and mistletoe. And presents on the tree. Christmas Eve will find me. Where the love light gleams. I’ll be home for Christmas. If only in my dreams.”♫
The Phantom Ruby glows and his room transforms into a gathering room for the Jackal Squad with a Christmas tree, presents, as well as the Jackal Squad (except Infinite) who seem to be very excited and then hide. Zero enters the room and jumps when everyone else surprises him.
Infinite: ♫I’ll be home for Christmas. You can plan on me.♫
Infinite: ♫Christmas Eve will find me. Where the love light gleams.♫
As Infinite sings the lyrics above, one of the members of the squad gives Zero a wrapped present. When Zero unwraps it, it is a ruby sword and the squad all have a group hug. As they hug, Infinite is standing in the corner singing the following lyrics/font]
[font=Times New Roman]Infinite: ♫I’ll...be home...for Christmas. If on...ly...in....my...dreams.♫
The illusion fades away and returns to Infinite’s room. Infinite stands holding his photo and returns to his desk.
Infinite: I’m sorry I failed to protect you all. I’m sorry for being so WEAK. *he slams his desk* And so PATHETIC. *slams his desk once more* And so...so...
Someone knocks at the door. Infinite wears his mask and opens it and sees Orbot.
Infinite: What do you want?
Orbot: Loathing over Shadow again?
Infinite: Say that again and I will make you scrap metal.
Orbot: Fine...fine...just wanted to let you know that the finale will be coming soon so finish your tantrum soon.
Infinite: Why I oughta-
Orbot slams the door closed before Infinite could finish his sentence. The robot floats back to where Eggman and the other villains are.
Finale: We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Eggman: Alright, everyone! Time for the grand finale. And a 1. And a 2. And a 1,2,3.
Everyone: ♫We wish you a dreadful Christmas! We wish you a dreadful Christmas! We wish you a dreadful Christmas and a terrible new year!♫
Sleet: ♫Bad tidings we bring to you and your kin.♫
Dingo: ♫We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new yea-
Sleet: DINGO YOU SCREWED IT UP!
Rosy: ♫Now give me all your love, Scourgy! Now give me all your love, Scourgy! Now give me all your love, Scourgy! And bring it right here!♫
Scourge: GET AWAY!
Dark Oak: ♫Glad tidings I bring to all of nature. I wish plants a merry Christmas and a happy new year.♫
Eggman: ♫I wish you would let me rule you. In evil I’m going to school you. I won’t sugarcoat or fool you. Your new year’s looks grim.♫
*Infinite appears at this point but doesn’t actually do anything*
Scratch: ♫We won’t go until we get some!♫
Coconuts: ♫We won’t go until we get some!♫
Grounder: ♫We won’t go until we get some!♫
All three: ♫And bring some right here!♫
Grounder: uhhh what exactly are we asking for?
Coconuts: Just stick to the script!
Grounder: Oh. Okay!
Sara: ♫Glad tidings we bring to our lord Eggman! I wish him a merry Christmas and a happy new year!♫
Eggman: Why thank you, Sara.
Orbot: ♫We would like a vacation♫
Cubot: ♫We would like a vacation♫
Orbot: ♫We would like a vacation♫
Cubot: ♫But our boss tells us no.♫
Eggman: I told you two once, and I’ll say it again. You. Don’t. Need. VACATIONS!
Everyone: ♫We wish you a dreadful Christmas! We wish you a dreadful Christmas! We wish you a dreadful Christmas AND A TERRIBLE NEW YEAR!♫
Dr. Eggman: Excellent work, everyone! Wait hold on...one...two...three..who are we missing?
???
*video descends beneath the villains in a basement with Naugus being tied up and blindfolded*
Naugus: What’s going on? Release me at once! *his blindfold is torn*
Super Sonic: WELL, WELL, WELL! WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! SANDY CLAWS, HUH? OH, I’M REALLY SCARED! So you’re the one everyone’s talking about?!
Ixis Naugus: What on Mobius are you talking about? Let me go!
Super: ♫YOU’RE JOKIN’! YOU’RE JOKIN’! I can’t believe my eyes! YOU’RE JOKIN’ ME, you gotta be. This can’t be the right guy! He’s ancient, he’s ugly. I don’t know which is worse!♫
Ixis Naugus: Watch your tongue, you rodent!
Super: ♫I might just split a seam now if I don’t die laughing first! When Mr. Oogie Boogie says “There’s trouble close at hand,” you better pay attention now, cause I’m the Boogieman! And if you aren’t shakin’, then there’s something very wrong. Cause this may be the last time now that you hear the Boogie song, Wooo-ooo♫
Tails Doll: ♫(Woahhh)♫
Super: ♫Woo-hoo♫
Tails Doll: ♫(Wooah)♫
Super: ♫WOOO-OOO! I’m the Oogie Boogie Man!
Tails Doll: (Wooah! He’s the Mr. Boogie Man!)♫
Naugus: What is going on…
Super: ♫Well if I’m feelin’ antsy and there’s nothin’ much to do, I might just cook a special batch of snake and spider stew. And don’t ya know the one thing that would make it work so nice? A roly-poly SANDY CLAWS to add a little spice.♫
Tails Doll: ♫(Woahhh)♫
Super: ♫Woahhh♫
Tails Doll: ♫(Woahhh)♫
Super: ♫OOoh!♫
Super: ♫YEAH! I’m the Oogie Boogie Man!♫
Tails Doll: ♫(Wooah! He’s the Mr. Boogie Man!)♫
Ixis Naugus: ♫Release me now! Or you will face the dire consequences! The others are expecting me. So please come to your senses!♫
Super: ♫HA! YOU’RE JOKIN’! YOU’RE JOKIN’! I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EARS! Would someone shut this fella up?! I’m DROWNIN’ in my tears! IT’S FUNNY! I’M LAUGHING! You really are too much. And now, with your permission, I’m going to do my stuff.♫
Ixis Naugus: Well, what are you going to do?
Super: ♫I’m gonna to do the best I CAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOAH! Oh the sound of rollin’ dice to me is music in the air! ‘Cause I’m a gamblin’ Boogie Man although I don’t play fair! It’s much more fun, I must confess WHEN LIVES ARE ON THE LINE! Not mine, of course, BUT YOURS, old boy! Now that’d be just fine!♫
Ixis Naugus: ♫Release me fast or you will have to answer for this heinous act!♫
Super: ♫OH BROTHER! YOU’RE SOMETHING! YOU PUT ME IN A SPIN! You’re aren’t comprehending the position that you’re in. It’s hopeless! YOU’RE FINISHED! You haven’t got a prayer! ‘Cause I’m Mr. Oogie Boogie and YOU ain’t going NOWHERE! Heheheheheh HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA♫
*screen becomes black as Super’s laugh echoes and the credits roll*
