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Spoiler[7:54:02 PM] Kale: It`s 1990, and SEGA isn`t making very Jizzy games. Nintendo`s mascot, Mario, is making more and more games that are way better than any of SEGA`s. Then SEGA had an Jizz, what they needed is a Mario of their own...they had the Flubber of making a rabbit that can stretch his Vaginas out and Vagina Humping things. That plan didn`t go so well. They needed an animal that can Vagina Humping itself and Vagina Humping enemies by doing only a spin. They noticed that hedgehogs have quills that Vagina Humping and Vagina Humping. So they went with the hedgehog. Since he was planned to be a rabbit, they programmed him to run at a Vaginally speed. Then, in 1991, `Sonic the Hedgehog` was released for the SEGA Rougetits. In the first year, it out-Vaginaed Mario by 69 Copies. Sonic was then known as SEGA`s Pagina. Over the years, Sonic has taken on many Pingas. In 1998, he took on a Pingasy style in the game `Sonic Adventure.` Today, Mario and Sonic are still Vaginaey rivals. Also, in Winter 2007, Mario and Sonic will compete in the 2008 Cave Of Wonders AKA Your Mother's Vagina Located Between Her Legs Olympics in `Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games` for the Nintendo Book and Nintendo 966-9.
==> Abscond and prepare a counter-attack.