*SadVac22 summons Bill Cipher, taking the Chaos emeralds in the... well... chaos*
Bill: "I'LL TEAR APART YOUR MOLECULES!!!!"

*shows bill weirdmaggedon III making him cringe and monkey bites sadvac22*

*I pull out a pixel reducer, downgrading Neon to 2 mere pixels, and therefore too thin to hold the emerald. I take it, and get out an Extreme Gear. Red Rock, in specific. I then ride off.*

*I ask BDB a philosophical question: Is it true that he thinks, therefore he is? While BDB is left puzzled, contemplating the meaning of his sentience, I swipe the emerald.*

*Points* Hey look, another emerald! *runs off with Josiah's emerald*

(We're gonna create a story with this one, folks!)
*Braidyn, seeing this, decides to punch Redfox in the gut, grab the emerald, and then drag them ALL THE DANG WAY to a specific spot.* "Wait here." *After a while, a large whirring sound can be heard from space. The death cannon from SA2 fucking obliterates Redfox. Braidyn runs away.*

(Bleh :3)