We observe a young, cryptic creature standing...somewhere. The location is unimportant, because this isn't his story. This is the story of a group of friends, and the undeniable damage they cause to their planet and the rest of their species, through nothing more than playing a game.

>CC: A better view maybe?



Yes, of course. Being a gentlemen you kindly accept the request and show us a closer view of your head, where your visions are currently being displayed. How great are you, showing us exactly what's going on in your mind?

==>

>CC: Show us a character



We examine a young child sitting in it's bedroom; we will examine this character one other time before being introduced to him. This is obviously much before the events that we have just seen take place.

>CC: Show us more of this mysterious guy



We view him in the future, just a little bit after the events that we have just witnessed via your face. It seems the prophecy has been fulfilled and we can now begin to interpret this guy's personality and quirky attitude.

>CC: LET US SEE(R) THE SEER



You try to avoid introducing the Seer, however, you don't have any real control over the story. You're just a simple puppet, and uh...you don't want to invoke HIS wrath, do you? Didn't think so.

>CC: Just Let Us See(r) The Seer Already



Getting a little impatient, are we? You think we should just shove our impatience down our throats and hold on a god damn second. You still need to pull up the fourth wall and link it to the client. Hold on...and there we go:

>View The Seer



We examine the Seer via the fourth wall that CC had kindly put up for us. Yet again however, we can't really tell what's going on here. Zoom in.

>Zoom In



We further examine the Seer, his walls are predictably littered with movie posters. Superhero movies to be more exact. Other than that we don't know much about this mysterious character, speaking of which, what was this character's name?

>Enter Name



That is a terrible name, and it surely isn't yours! In any case, that's probably to long to be anyone's name. Try again, idiot.

>Try Again, Idiot



That is much better! As it just so happens, your guess is precisely correct, what are the odds?

>Examine Room



As previously mentioned your name is HALE JORDANS and you have a variety of interests. One such obvious interest are AMAZING SUPERHERO MOVIES, your favorite is THE GREEN LANTERN; Ryan Reynold's performance in it is just spectacular. Another one of your various interests is POETRY, and you pop out poems as fast as assholes bust out shit. You are also an ASPIRING DETECTIVE, following in the footsteps of another one of your favorite fictional characters: Sherlock Holmes.

What will you do?

>Hale: Get right down to business and piss all over your Green Lantern poster



No!
You do not desecrate such a holy shrine as Ryan Reynold's face, the idea itself is down right blasphemous!

And yet...
the poster,
it beckons.

>Hale: Retrieve Your Dispenser of Justice!



You grab a hold of that wooden handle, and grip it firmly. Time to serve up some justice.

>Hale: Dispense Some Justice



Okay, this is really stupid.

>Hale: Store Your Spatula



You captchalogue it with your VELOCITY-WHAT MODUS, it's kind of a pain in the ass because the only way to retrieve items is to say "what" and a random item is then launched from your sylladex at a random speed. There's no order to it, and it doesn't make sense. But it's easier to weaponize, which is a plus.

Your sylladex is where you store your items, and it is otherwise known as a captchalogue deck. Captchalogue of course just means to retrieve, and weaponize refers to actually using your sylladex as a weapon.

You see, if you captchalogue too many things, which as of right now just means you captchaloging another item because you only have one captchalogue card, whatever item is at the bottom of your modus is launched out. And with your particular modus, it can be launched out at any range of speeds.

Our audience suddenly understands everything.

>Hale: Use Your Computer



You fire up your computer and open the Kairo Chat Client, it's in it's beta stages but you prefer it over the other clients offered. You open the chat between you and your friend, starcrossedSentry.

>HALE: FOLLOW FRIEND'S ADVICE. SPEAK TO M&M.



You would, but said friend isn't even online!

>CC: MANIPULATE FABRIC OF STORY. BRING ATTENTION TO M&M. OPEN HIS CHAT CLIENT.

>CC: Show Us What You've Seen Of The Mechanical Minstrel



There, that's a shot of her a little after the meteors begin to race towards the Earth. Looks like a big deal.