Double Crossed: Prologue(Kirby's Perspective)

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Double Crossed: Prologue(Kirby's Perspective); not sonic, but still as nutsy as ever
Tweet Topic Started: Jul 31 2012, 06:57 AM (135 Views)
Clementine	Jul 31 2012, 06:57 AM Post #1
Yep. Posts: 1,397 Group: A Rank Hero Member #12,099 Joined: May 26, 2011 Steam ID: Maximus123458 Game Currently Playing: Megaman X6	NOTE: This fan fiction was made to serve as an introduction to my buddy called EpicEK's upcoming sprite comic called "Double Crossed". Being assigned as the script maker, i suppose, it's my job to come up with the things people say and the actions that happen i guess. Sonic, Tails, Kirby and Meta Knight will be together in the comic however EK couldn't figure out how to make them you know, fit. What brought them together. I decided to think up a fan fiction prologue while he prepares this comic, depending if it will even come out. Like my fan fics usually are, this is extremely random so be aware. Be awaaare... Fellow puffball named kirby sat by a tree and felt hungry. Kirby remembered: His neverending unspeakably questionable stash of fruits, vegetables and human meat was in his house. So the pink football mechanic stood up and waddled into his house with poyos spouting from his mouth. Suddenly, a giant penguin appeared. "I'm going to steal your fruit :3" Kirby nodded. The penguin done just that and poofed away. Kind of like an evil villain. Kirby realized what has he done and paniced. He ran outside. Then, another fellow appeared kind of like Kirby shaped. He was badass looking, had evil eyes and a cape behind his back. He brought out a sword, tossed it in front of Kirby, then grabbed his sword. "Hold it! I am Meta Knight and i will make sure you will not even make a first step towards your adventure! I challenge you to a duel!" Kirby stared at the sword, grabbed it and started chewing on it. Meta Knight blinked and grabbed the sword back from Kirby. "Nevertheless, i will kill you!" Kirby happily hugged meta knight. Meta Knight lowered his eyes. "That's..not what a duel is." Kirby grabbed his hand and started dragging Meta. "Hey, whoa, stop it! We're supposed to kill the crap out of each other right now! Heeey!" * Kirby and Meta, now free from Kirby's uh hand and annoyed. "Are you even going to grab that sword so i can kill you already?" Kirby spotted a friendly waddle dee. "Hiya =D" Kirby blankly stared at it, amazed by it. Meta Knight was confused at him. "Kirbs?" Kirby thought that the waddle dee was a delicious piece of chicken. He opened his big mouth and started sucking Waddle Dee into it, who started to scream. "WAIT WHAT NO WHAT THE WH WHY WH NOOO" Kirby ate the non poor person. Meta Knight was shocked. Kirby patted his...belly? Kirby continued his journey, then noticed that Meta didn't follow him yet. Meta just stood there like a meta knight couldn't. His childhood was traumatized. Kirby just grabbed him and continued dragging him. After a few minutes, while Kirby was wandering around a mysterious castle, Meta Knight regained his deadly meta manliness and grew frustrated. No fights. Just him getting dragged by whatever the hell that is. Meta Knight rolls his eyes. "To hell with it, let's be friends!" KIRBYRETURNTODREAMLAND Kirby cheered. Meta Knight asked. "Now teach me how do you swallow all of those things so i can kill you." Kirby and Meta Knight encountered two little balls who actually decided to stand in front of them i guess. The blue male one sighed. "I'm LoLoLo." The pink one with a bowtie who was clearly not a female also told a short sentence of sorts. "Lalala." LoLoLo answered to that with this clever little word. words. "And we're the Lola brothers." "Sisters." "Brothers." "Sisters." Meta Knight was disappointed. "Kinda expected you to make that entrance needlessly dramatic.." LoLoLo replied. "Look, we were sent here to kill you, we just don't have time for those little entrance thingies." LaLaLa nodded "yeeah" Kirby was disgusted on how dull they sounded so he really didn't found them tasty. So yeah, fighting time. LoLoLo told them Kirby. "Alright you are so dead i will do so many bad things to you you rude thin Kirby brought LoLo down the ground and punched the living life out of him, throwing him into a wall, smashing it in the process, Kirby picking him up and kicking him back into the ground, two stars appearing out of LoLo's body. Kirby swallowed one of them. His eyes started to become rainbows. He became slightly dizzy and began to waddle through the place, stumbling into walls. Meta Knight thrown a sword in front of LaLaLa. "Pick this up if you wish to duel me!" LaLaLa looked at the sword. Kirby came down upon LaLaLa's head. She was squished, disappeared and Kirby got 100 points for his murderous victory. Meta Knight..grinned? His face is confusing me. Kirby walked up to him, still high on the star. He finally spitten it out into Meta Knight who started screaming. Kirby returned back to normal, looked blankly at Meta and continued his journeey Kirby walked into the sunset, and looked upon it. Kirby has smiled and stretched his Uuuuum... * Kirby saw a floating star and grinned. Meta Knight was confused behind his butt. "What's that?" Kirby pointed at the star and jumped into it. Meta Knight asked. "This won't take us to a happy place, right?" Kirby pointed behind him. It was full of lush green happy stuff. Meta Knight looked at that direction, then looked back. "My question still stands." Kirby shakes his head. Meta Knight crossed his..GOD DAMN "Fine." Meta Knight jumped into the star and the star along with the duo fleeewww into the skkyyy. no really i'm serious this is not a pop song reference Meta Knight complained. "Why are you even here? Isn't that plan of yours is to defeat King DeDeDe in his castle-" Meta Knight realized that he blurted out blurts. "Crap." Kirby put his flipper on his mouth. Alright, that is the best i can come up with. His "hand" is a flipper. Or a cut off octopus tentacle but i'll just go with the flipper thing. Kirby pointed to the north direction. Meta Knight understood. "So now that you know the location of the castle, you want to find another one of those floatie stars in an effort to defeat DeDeDe?" Kirby nodded. "How do i even know what your plan was?" Kirby shrugs with those flippers. Kirby encountered a tiny knight. "I am going to destroy you with my master's wrath!" Kirby blinked. The knight added. "Oh, and this sword." Kirby opened his mouth for 2 seconds as if he went "Ooooh". Meta stepped into the massive action scene. "Hey, i'm the one who was assigned to kill him first!" The tiny knight hold hands on his hips. "Well i don't see him being dead yet." Meta responded angrily. "He just doesn't want to pick that sword up!" Meta angered crossed his FLIPPERS and faced the other way of the fellow knight. "Let's go Kirby, we have stuff to do." Meta turned to Kirby, who had legs in his mouth. He noticed also the knight was gone. "Wonder where he went. Kirby, do you know?" A random blessful rock dropped on Kirby's head. Kirby had such a headache he needed to shake his head. Meta Knight understood it all now. "Oh, okay. Maybe he fled being overpowered by our awesomeness..despite the one of us being pink." Meta Knight paused for a second. "Hey, that reminds me, are you a male or a female?" Kirby looked at Meta JESUS CHRIST SO CUTE for a few seconds, then put his flipper on well whatever was just below his mouth. Then, a bright flash occured from Kirby. Meta Knight was kind of protected by this whole mask crap. The light was gone, and Kirby was suddenly wearing a green hat and a sword. Meta Knight was amazed! Whao! "Great work Kirby, now we can defeat those enemies with even more ease!" Kirby waved his sword, suddenly making random noises. "HAAA HEEEE IYAAAAA HAAAA" Meta Knight blinked. "What..?" Kirby and Meta Knight ventured on. Then, an enemy has been encountered! And it was some sort of weird cloud eye thing. Perfectly normal. "Okay, you know, i thought i was an abomination when i was born, but this is ridiculous! What sort of sadistic world comes up with that kind of thing?!" Nintendo sat by their desk, thinking about a new video game franchise. Another worker of the place smashed through the door. "Guys, check it out, that dentist has gave me super powers!" The worker opened his mouth and sucked up the desk and all of it's contents into his mouth. Another one stood up from his chair and exclaimed. "I've got an idea!" Kirby looked at his very own sword the knight gave him for his in-about-a-year birthday, and then at the eye. Crazy thoughts gathered into his eye. Meta Knight threw his sword in front of the eye cloud. "Pick this up if you wish to duel me!" Kirby kept thinking. He gave a slight, almost invisible smile. His eyes turned red, and he suddenly gave a horrific scream, stabbing his sword into the cloud's eye, spill Hm... Nah, too child friendly. A funny little sequence where the cloud flees at the end. So they continued on. Just before leaving the fellow cloud estabilishment, they met a chicken. Considering the green cap and the sword on Kirby and a chicken in front of him, we all know where this is going... Meta Knight threw the sword at the kitchen. "Pick the swo-" The sword in fact lands INTO the chicken, thus it's dead. Meta Knight and Kirby stayed silent. Meta Knight looked behind him. Empty clouds. Meta Knight and Kirby left the area, going into the flying star. * Kirby and Meta Knight where heading towards the castle. Meta Knight who was kinda not like Kirby lookinglksd spoke the truth. "Well, i suppose your heading towards the castle now?" Kirby determined, nodded. Just when they were in front of it, the star started heading up, over the castle, and dropped them into the sea. Kirby and Meta shocked, used their random flying powers to get out of the water and looked at the star, who was laughing it's ass off. Meta Knight rolled his eyes if that was possible. "Forget about that dumb thing, just get onto me and i'll fly us." Kirby was kinda confused but whatever the heck. He jumped onto Meta, who complain. "Ugh jesus christ Kirby, that weight, how are you so light?!" Meta Knight started flying, and went into the fortress. He accidently dropped Kirby, who rolled through the castle killing a couple baddies during that. Kirby looked angrily at Meta who whimpered. "Heh, sorry..please don't eat me?" Kirby sighed. Sort of. He's mostly mute, just shut the f "Right, let's do it!" Meta Knight cheered and Kirby did the same. HE'S MUTE. HE'S MU Kirby and Meta Knight entered Dedede's lair. "Well, seems like you actually made it!" Dedede was in fact standing in front of them. "Kirby and..wait hold on wh why are you near kirby?" Dedede observed Meta. Meta answered like a honest american. "Free will i suppose." Dedede retorded. "But i am paying you for killing him!" Meta raised his eyes up. "Wait you do? I just..i thought you wanted me to kill him. Money, right?" Dedede said this "Actually food :3" Meta answered to Kirby "You know what, let's kill him." Dedede grinned "Oh, but you can't do that!" Meta Knight and Kirby started walking towards him. "And why not?" Dedede shouted out. "Mini bosses!" He jumped out of the screen, with two lions lighted on fire appearing. Meta Knight sighed. The first lion has made a wholesome threat. "I will kill you so bad, you won't even know the definition of bad killing!" Meta Knight retorded. "How are you on fire anyway?" Awkward silence occured. Then the lions started panicing. "AHH JESUS WE'RE ON FIRE HEELP HEELP" And they died, simply as that. Another one appeared. Meta questioned. "How did you even appear like that?" Kirby grew frustrated with Meta's barrage of question. The guy who appeared was a cook. He stayed silent, so did Meta who was awaiting for something. "How did you even..uh.." Meta trailed off. "No french accent? Okay, Prepare to die!" Meta Knight threw a sword, landing in front of the cook. Kirby was sick of this crap, grabbed the sword and threw it directly at the cook. He dead. Meta grabbed the sword from the cook's corpse. "Damn it, and it was clean and shiny too.." Kirby swiped that sword from Meta, then realizing something, he dropped it in panic. Meta looked at Kirby "What?..oh yeah, the killing thing. Not gonna do that to you." Kirby confident, grabbed it again and threw it out the window. Meta was surprised and angered. "Hey! Aw man, now i need to find another sword to let people duel with me.." Kirby grabbed Meta's sword now. Meta reacted to that negatively. "If your going to throw that out too, i'm going to make you go into a football match." Kirby waved the sword around randomly, killing couple passerbys nearby. s. Meta Knight understood what Kirby has done here. "So you say i gotta use my own sword, to fight people with, and those people don't need their own sword?" Kirby nodded. Meta has been given the sword. "By god, i never thought of that." Kirby and Meta got a move on. "And worser, i don't know how i understood what you were implying by waving that sword around." * Kirby and Meta encountered Dedede again who was munching down crap ton of food. He looked at them. ":3" Meta has taunted. "It's over, Dedede, i am turning against you for no absolute reason!" Dedede laughed. Kirby cringed, the laugh made Kirby feel less hungry then usual. Oh and btw this is a ring that the fellows are in now. Just so you should know. Forgot to mention it before. Okay, so Dedede spoken so it shall be "This ring, shall be your grave!" Kirby looked at the ring and scratched his head. Dedede continued on "And your grave will be witnessed by thousands of people!" The audience was revealed. A lone Waddle dee sat munching popcorn. There was nobody else. The waddle dee shouted. "If you promise to increase the money i'm given for my job, i will cheer for you!" Dedede prepared his hammer. Meta questioned. "Where did you get that?" Dedede actually thought about it. "Uh.." Kirby swallowed the audienced waddle dee and spit it out at the enemy. Meta Knight was shocked. "Hey, aim at Dedede, not me!" Kirby pointed at Dedede. Meta was confused. "Huh? Oh yeah, fight." Meta thrown a sword at Dedede "Pick this up if you wish to duel me!" Kirby stared at Meta, annoyed. Meta realized. "Oops, oh yeah, that is my sword." Meta headed to grab it, but Dedede smashed his hammer upon Meta Knight's head. Kirby kind of just stood there. Dedede jumped up, and down at Meta who started crying. "WHYYY ;_;" Stars appeared on the left and right side of Dedede. Kirby saw his chance, grabbed a star and threw it at Dedede "ow " Meta has recovered/respawned/skdlasd into the ring. A Waddle Doo waltzed into the audience place. "Am i late for the show?!howdoitalk" Kirby has opened his mouth wide, and charged into the dooppffffthaahah, swallowing him. Kirby gained a new power, being a beam. Kirby jumped back into the ring, grinning at Dedede. "Those measly minions..i mean the best elite minions eeeveerwon't stop me when you have..their power! True and original characters are the best ones!" Dedede said Dedede charged up an attack. Kirby used his beam, paralyzing Dedede and stopping him from attacking. "Ow." Dedede charged up an attack. Kirby used his beam, paralyzing Dedede and stopping him from attacking. "Ow." Dedede charged up an attack. Kirby used his beam, paralyzing Dedede and stopping him from attacking. "Ow." Dedede charged up an attack. Kirby used his beam, paralyzing Dedede and stopping him from attacking. "Ow." Dedede charged up an attack. Kirby used his beam, paralyzing Dedede and stopping him from attacking. "Ow." Dedede charged up an attack. Kirby used his beam, paralyzing Dedede and stopping him from attacking. "Ow." Dedede has been defeated. "Well, i am finished, now allow me to fly through the castle." Dedede suddenly flew into a castle wall and into the sea. Dedede laughed "Ha! Well, at least i got out free. I'll plan out my next att-" A leopard seal jumped out of the ocean. Dedede was silent. He noticed that the seal was going for him. "OH GOD NO" Dedede started swimming like hell. *** Back at Kirby's homeland. Kirby was carrying all of the food IN HIS MOUUUUTH and spit it out near his house. Meta followed Kirby. "I think there was a better way of transporting all that food." Kirby shrugged. Meta and Kirby just kind of stayed silent. Meta questioned. "So, what now?" Kirby sat by his favorite kind of eaten tree. Meta lowered his eyes. "I can't just sit back and relax! I got adventures to see! Oh right, we finished most of them, didn't we." Kirby nodded. Silence occured once more. Meta looked around, few seconds later starting to munch the food. A swirly portal appeared behind them. Kirby opened his eyes from sleep, hearing the annoying vacuum. Oh wait, it's a portal. Meta also noticed it. 'Is that an adventure? Or a trap?" Kirby stood up, and investigated the portal a bit closer. He seen some trees..something green. Perhaps grass. He looked at a one tree from the portal and instantly fell in love with it. Kirby stepped through the portal. Meta blinked, still near Kirby's house. "Eh, adventure." Meta followed Kirby. The portal closed. THE END



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