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| Zamau | Jul 14 2012, 05:16 AM Post #1 |
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What are your favourite quotes from TV or movies. One of my favourite quotes is from a Red Dwarf episode called Hollowship. I also thought it pretty funny. A ship appears out of nowhere, and the crew teleport Rimmer. Anyway here is the quote. Kryten: They've taken mr Rimmer... Sir they've taken mr Rimmer. Cat: Quick, let's get outta here before bring him back. |
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| Devy The Mutt | Jul 14 2012, 12:08 PM Post #2 |
'Ello, lad!
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Ooohh...this sounds fun. This one is from Major Payne. *Major Payne shoots gun in the air when he firsts starts as the JROTC Leader* Payne: WHAT WE HAVE HERE, IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE!!! Another one from Major Payne... *The Chubby kid from the JROTC has to sleep next to him with a dress on so the other kids can take a picture and get Major Payne fired* *Major Payne puts his hand on the kid's shoulder and looks at him* Payne: Hey there, BESTIE!! This is from Friday After Next. I don't know the character names unfortunately. It's been a while. "Finger licking barbecue" *licks fingers* "tastes so good. It makes you wanna smack your mama!" *goes to mom* "Hey mama!" "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!" *smack* This one was an argument. I bleeped stuff out. "I cook better than you..." "NO YOU DON'T!" "I get more b*****s than you..." "NO...YOU...DON'T!" "My d**k is bigger than your's..." "It was cold that night!!" |
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I object to your claims
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Oh boy...I'm sure I could find a heap of quotes from crime drama NCIS to use.... Let's see here.... Dennis (some random guy that only appeared in the first proper episode): NCIS? That anything like CSI? Tony: Only if you're dyslexic. Tony: Gibbs, the pilot won't take off until the Secret Service chick gives us the... [sees Kate with Gibbs] ... thumbs up. Kate: I think that just made it my team. Gibbs: No, means I'm gonna have to hijack Air Force One. Tony, escort Agent Todd off this aircraft and close the hatch. Kate: You're not serious! Wait. Fine. Your team. But just because I don't want to have to delay us any further by having to shoot you. Gibbs: Rule Number One: Never let suspects stay together. Gibbs: Rule Number Two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. Gibbs: Rule Number Three: Don't believe what you're told. Always double check. Kate: Should I write these rules on my Palm Pilot, or crochet them on pillows? Gibbs: [to Todd] You mind if I tag along? Please? Abby: Wow, Gibbs said please! Gibbs: How long to find the acid and check out the rest of the chutes? Abby: Well, I'm flying solo, so at least a day. Gibbs: Go faster if you had an assistant? Abby: Definitely. Gibbs: Okay, you got the job. Kate: I get to do forensics? Gibbs: No, you get to schlep for Abby. She gets to do forensics. Abby: Sulfuric Acid. That'd chew the shine off a trailer hitch. Kate: How'd you get into this? Abby: I filled out an application. [Later] Kate: How'd you get into NCIS? Tony: I smiled. Tony: What's your chute number? Marine: Four. Tony: Four?! Four's unlucky in China. Gibbs: We're not in China! Tony: I don't care! Marine: Why you jumping with us, Sir? Tony: Always wanted to jump. Gibbs came along to laugh. And that's just the first two episodes. xD |
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| Devy The Mutt | Jul 14 2012, 08:08 PM Post #4 |
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Spaceballs... Dark Helmet: Light speed isn't good enough! We are going to have to go to...ludicrous speed! Here's another quote... *this was when Dark Helmet ordered the soldiers to comb the deserts in the desert scene. They actually "combed" the desert" Dark Helmet: You find anything yet? First Comber: No sir! Dark Helmet: How 'bout you? Second Comber: Not a thing sir! Dark Helmet: And how 'bout you? Third Comber: WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!! Drake and Josh quotes... *playing ping pong* Drake: Your pong is no match for my ping! *playing ping pong again. Most inspiring quotes* Drake: Whhhaaattaaaa!!! Josh: Yaaahwaaahh!! Drake: Owhhaaataaaa!!! Josh: Huyahhhhhh!!!!!! |
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| Josh the hedgehog | Jul 15 2012, 06:53 AM Post #5 |
Those who do good, do...
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here's my favourite quote from south park (god I love that show) Mr garrison: How would you like to see the school counseller? Cartman: How would you like to suck my *beep!*? *everyone gasps* Mr Garrison: Eric, what did you say?! Cartman: I'm sorry I'm sorry, what I said was... *cartman gets a megaphone* Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY *beep!*, MR GARRISON! *everyone is looking at cartman* Kyle: Holy *beep* dude... here's my favourite quote from family guy: Peter: World war 5! Lois: *sigh* peter we've been over this, there has to be a world war 3 and 4 first Peter: that's the beauty of world war 5, it's so epic it skips out the other two. Lois: *sighs again* peter- Peter: I HAVE SPOKEN! |
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Betrayal is a dangerous thing... "In my world...It's kill or be killed..." -Josh "Better run, coward..."-Sinistar | |
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| Devy The Mutt | Jul 15 2012, 10:00 AM Post #6 |
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Here's some family guy quotes... *Quagmire gets done beating the s*** out of Brian for you-know-what'ing with his father, which Brian thought was a female because Quagmire's father had a sex-change* Brian: Hey Quagmire... *Quagmire looks back* Brian: I f***ed your father... *Brian slams the door...* Here's another one that I enjoy the most. *Cleveland slowly slipping out of his house on his bathtub* Cleveland: No...no...no no no NO!!!!! *crash* Cleveland: I gotta stop taking a bath while Peter is doing his shenanigans! Here's some Metalocalypse quotes... Agent: I just wanted to let you guys know th- Nathan: WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHT!!!! Here's a scene at the grocery store. Nathan: Three cups of white rice... *rips rice bag open and pours into a cup* Nathan: Brutal Another grocery store scene... *Skwisgaar throws a box of tampons in Toki's cart* Skwisgaar: Hey look Toki. No wonder you are so emotional. You need to take those lady's tampons. Do you have those meetings with other women talking about those lady's tampons? Hahahaha Toki: You're a lady, Skwisgaar... Skwisgaar: NO I'M NOT! Scream activated lighting scene... Nathan: Check it out guys, it's scream activated lighting!! WOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!! *shows a little price tag of how much it costs. And continues Nathan's scream* Nathan: You go home, "where's my keys?" WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Over there! Put it in every single room of the house! |
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| Ellis | Jul 15 2012, 12:10 PM Post #7 |
Pint of real ale please squire!
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Oh my Zamau, so many awesome quotes for Red Dwarf i dunno where to begin on them! From one of my fav orite films, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels Eddie: They're armed. Soap: What was that?.... Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! Plank: [gets hit with an air rifle] Ah! They f***in shot me! Dog: Well, shoot them back! Plank: [shoots wildly] John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi– ah! Shit! I've been shot. Dog: I don't f***ing believe this! Can everyone stop getting shot? From the Dwraf... Rimmer: "What's this? Learning drugs? They're illegal, matey! Where did you get them? I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister. Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates." Lister: "Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning." The original holly is THE best! Holly: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave. Lister: Peterson isn't, is he? Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave! Lister: Not Chen! Holly: Gordon Bennett! Yes, Chen. Everyone. Everybody's dead, Dave! Lister: Rimmer? Holly: He's dead, Dave. Everybody is dead. Everybody is dead, Dave. Lister: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead? Holly: Should've never let him out in the first place.... |
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| Josh the hedgehog | Jul 16 2012, 01:19 PM Post #8 |
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here's another one of my favourite quotes, this time from regular show: Benson: Mordecai, get over here this second or you're fired! *Rigby throws a can at Benson* Benson: What the heck Rigby? what's the matter with you? *Rigby smiles and throws another can at Benson* Benson: RIGBY- *Rigby pushes him a bit too far by throwing all the trash he was carrying* Benson:*Incomprehensable language at first, then throws a rubbish bin into the air, and kicks it* Rigby: Can you say my name?! Mordecai: *hums several times then punches Rigby in the arm* |
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| Zamau | Jul 18 2012, 11:14 AM Post #9 |
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Here are some more quotes. from one of my favourite TV shows Hawaii Five-O Danny: Hey, Hey, Hey. This guy Doran’s a shooter. We shouldn’t be doing this with out backup. Steve: You are the back up. Danny: I’m the back up? I hate him. I hate him so much. Danny: I’m really happy that you are not afraid of anything, okay? I’m glad you have that G.I. Joe thousand yard stare from chasing shoe bombers around the world, Okay? But in civilised society, we have rules, all right? It’s the unspoken glue that separates us from jackals and hyenas. All right? Steve: Jackals, hyenas? Danny: Animal Planet, whatever, okay? The point is rule number one. If you get somebody shot, you apologise. Steve: I’m Sorry. Danny: You don’t wait for a special occasion. Steve: I’m Sorry. Danny: Okay? Like birthdays. Steve: Sorry. Danny: Or Presidents’ Day. Steve: Hey, man, I’m sorry Okay I am sincerely sorry, that is what I was trying to tell you, last year, when this conversation started. Danny: Your apology is noted, acceptance is pending. |
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| Nekochii | Aug 24 2012, 02:21 PM Post #10 |
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Hur Hur... I can think of quite a few... Soul Eater Death the Kid: *Grabs Patty and Liz's boobs* Even your boobs are different sizes! Black Star: I will be the Man who will surpass God. Black Star: You don’t understand anything, do you?! The most important thing isn’t power, it isn’t courage, it isn’t even having friends! The only thing that matters is that you can rely on ME. Chrona: Do you know where hell is? Inside your head. Soul: How can women say completely illogical stuff with such complete confidence?! Black Star: It doesn’t matter who they are, I won’t forgive anyone who tries to stand out more than me. Death the Kid: If you pick a fight with a god of death, I can’t guarantee your soul’s safety. Maka Albarn: The sound soul…resides within the sound mind, and the sound body. Spongebob Patrick: Is mayonaise an instrument? Squidward: No Patrick, mayonaise is NOT an instrument. Patrick: I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb! Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we, WUMBO? Wumbo! Womboing- Squidward: *He is tiny and Patrick is holding him* I wonder if I would die from a fall at this hight. Patrick: Wumbology? The study of wumbo? It's first grade! Adventure Time Jake: Now go sit in a corner and think about your life. Tree Trunks: I'm the sexiest adventurer ever! Lemon grab: UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!! Sonic X Dr. Eggman: Sonic! Too Late... you'll never stop me now Sonic. All I have to do is push this little button. Sonic the Hedgehog: Yeah, if you can push it before I grab it. Amy Rose: [as Knuckles strikes out on his own] He's not coming with us? Why not? Sonic the Hedgehog: That's Knuckles. He does things *his* way. Dr. Eggman: [Mistaking Shadow for Sonic at their first meeting] WHAT? It's that hedgehog! How dare you trick me, you speedy little slimeball! Wait a minute... you're not Sonic. Shadow the Hedgehog: I assure you Sonic, I am no imposter. I posses far too much power to be anything but the real fake. Sonic the Hedgehog: Kids, don't use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs. Mr. Tanaka: Well, robot? Do you feel lucky? [attacks the robot and gets thrown across the room] Knuckles the Echidna: What's *wrong* with that guy? Sonic the Hedgehog: Too many kung fu movies. Knuckles the Echidna: You'll fail, unless you have me along. I can't wait to see the look on Sonic's face when he finds out that I helped defeat Dr Eggman while he missed out on the glory. That'll mess with his ego! Rouge the Bat: You have a serious inferiority complex, Knuckles. Knuckles the Echidna: Huh? I have a what? Rouge the Bat: Oh, never mind! Knuckles the Echidna: You're late, slow-poke. Sonic the Hedgehog: Yeah, well, I stopped to admire the scenery. This planet is pretty cool. You'd like this place too if you weren't such a party pooper. Knuckles the Echidna: Enough talk. Let's go. Sonic the Hedgehog: Relax. We got all afternoon to duke it out, buddy boy. Knuckles the Echidna: I'm not your buddy and don't you forget it, smart aleck! Now put 'em up! I didn't come here to sniff the flowers! Sonic the Hedgehog: That's your loss. You don't know what you're missing. But if you'd rather get clobbered by me... Vector the Crocodile: Elementary, my dear Charmy; all it took was some clever sleuthing! I am Detective Vector! Espio the Chameleon: Sure you're Detective Vector. You're also nuts. Espio the Chameleon: [introducing himself] I am also a ninja. Charmy Bee: [not quite under his breath] He's also full of himself. Espio the Chameleon: It is better to be full of oneself than to be an obnoxious pipsqueak. Knuckles the Echidna: One day they love us because we're unique. The next we're in jail because we're different. Sonic the Hedgehog: Whaddaya say, Knuckster? Knuckles the Echidna: The name's Knuckles, wise guy! Dr. Eggman: It's not easy being an evil madman. Shadow the Hedgehog: [to Sonic] We really do look alike. It's uncanny. Knuckles the Echidna: I always wanted to shadowbox! Shadow the Hedgehog: As you wish. And finally, Regular Show Some dude: Sensei? I think someone just Death Kwon clogged the toilet... Death Kwon Do Sensei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Rigby: What? Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you? I think he wants me to put the hurt on him! Mordecai: I think he wants you to put the hurt on him! Rigby: You think he wants me to put the hurt on him? Mordecai: Yes I do! Rigby: Ahhh! Mordecai: Ahhh! Both: AHHHHHH! Benson: Okay, does anyone know someone who can help? Muscle Man: I know someone who can help. Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired! Muscle Man : MY MOM! Benson: Get out! Muscle Man: It was WORTH IT! Rigby: Doo doo Summer time, Lovin in the summer... time..*hums* Mordecai: Dude, stop that. Mordecai: We're 23 years old we shouldn't be bustin holes in walls! Rigby: How the H are we gonna fix this S? Rigby: Bunch of baby ducks send em' to the moon, soda machine that don't work send em' to the moon! Mordecai and Rigby: Don't Look At Our crotches While We Synchronize Our Watches! Rigby: Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up those chairs! Mordecai: Mustache Cash Stash. Mordecai: Dude, not that ostritch thing with the balls again. Rigby: It's not gonna be the ostritch thing with the balls! Mordecai: Yeah it is, I see you typing it in! Both Mordecai & Rigby: FREE CAKE! FREE CAKE! Benson: NO!!!!!! Both Mordecai & Rigby: No cake, No cake... Rigby: HEY! WE JUST SAVED THE TOWN YOU ASS-(gets bag thrown in face.) Rigby: Come on man! We're gonna miss the greatest band in the whole world!... AW CRAP (falls asleep) Mordecai: Your a turd! Rigby: No, your a turd! Mordecai: No, your a turd! Pops: Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can all be turds together!  Mordecai & Rigby: YEEEEAAAAUUH!!! Rigby: STOP TALKING!!! Mordicai: *starts to cross his arms slowly* Rigby: No Dude! Mordicai: It's too late. Rigby: No! Mordicai: It's already in motion. Rigby: Well put it outta motion! Mordicai: *crosses his arms* You pissed me off! Lady: Unbelievable! Rigby: *jumps infront of the lady dressed as a burgler* Lady: *screaming* Rigby: Gimmie Candy, Lady! Lady: *runs in her house screaming* Rigby: Aww Man! Mordicai: *gets his head cut off* Hmm, so this is what its like to be as tall as Rigby. Rigby: What's the point of dressing up if your gonna dress up to look cool? Mordicai: It's to get candy. The whole point of dressing up to get a butt-load of candy. Muscle Man: Skips is going to be so surprised when he comes in and see's us totally naked! Benson: It's not that type of party, Muscle Man. Muscle Man: Oh. No-one turn on the lights! Muscle Man: Yeah, losers, takes more than expired soda to have a party! It takes guests. With breasts. And mine don't count. Mordecai: And we're gonna be playin' hard all night! Rigby: Ugh! Don't say it like that! Benson: You're supposed to de-gum the park today, and now I find you held up in here twiddling some sticks?! Mordecai: Ugh! Don't say it like that! Mordecai: Dude, how come we always get stuck with the lame jobs? Setting up the chairs?! Rigby: Lame! Benson: I can't trust you guys with something actually important. You're always slacking off. Mordecai: You calling us slackers? Rigby: Did he? Did you? Mordecai: He's calling us slackers. Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off. Benson: Good. Do it then. Mordecai: We will. Rigby: Yeah, and then next time you'll get someone else to set up the chairs? Benson: Fine. Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOHHH!! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Not settin' up the chairs next time! UHHHHH! Benson: Just set up the chairs. Check mah spoiler for more. Edited by Nekochii, Aug 24 2012, 02:22 PM.
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| CrystalGlass | Sep 18 2012, 07:40 AM Post #11 |
Rated E for EVERYONE!!!
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The Good Son: Susan: Henry, don't lie to me, alright? Just... don't lie to me. Now, you tell me... did you kill Richard? Henry: ...what if I did? The Fugitive: Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him. Street Fighter Movie(1994) Guile: Troopers, I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled. We can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, freedom, and justice, they get packed up. But, we can all go home. Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me? |
  
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| Markiegee50X | Sep 18 2012, 08:21 AM Post #12 |
Angel Island Act 2
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" Say hello to my little friend" from Scarface!! |
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| Nekochii | Sep 19 2012, 09:13 PM Post #13 |
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Mordecai and rigby: HUMMUS! Benson: Why are you two yelling "Hummus"? |
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| Pedruben | Sep 20 2012, 06:25 AM Post #14 |
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Anton Ego: In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the *new*. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist *can* come from *anywhere*. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more. And of course the all time favorite quote from batman. Dent: "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Yeah yeah deep stuff look at all that deep. I like philosophy that's all. |
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| Josh the hedgehog | Sep 20 2012, 07:10 AM Post #15 |
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(will game quotes count for this anyway?) Regular show Rigby: How 'd you know? Skips: I know everything. Rigby and Mordecai: WOOOOAAAAHH.. Skips: Nah, I'm just yakking with yah. Muscle Man:"I learned that Mordecai can go a long time without blinking." Mordecai:"Actually, my eyes can't blink anymore." Everyone:*Gasp* Mordecai:"Does anyone have any eye drops?"(Rigby hands him eye drops and it doesn't work)"Yeah, maybe you guys should take me to the hospital. |
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Betrayal is a dangerous thing... "In my world...It's kill or be killed..." -Josh "Better run, coward..."-Sinistar | |
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