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| Clementine | Jun 16 2012, 10:09 AM Post #1 |
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Sonic flew on Tails'- wait- Sonic's Tornado..i guess..to the next 5-minute built Eggman Base, which was shaped like Eggman's face Sonic grinned. "Right! This is our destination! Just get me closer to the nostrils and i can get through them inside the filthy territory!" Tails nodded. "You got it!..hey Sonic?" Sonic took a dramatic turn at Tails. "yeah" Tails, kinda shaky asked.. "I was wondering..you know maybe..this time perhaps take me with you? On an adventure." Sonic lowered his eyes. Tails looked as if he was begging. Suddenly thousands of character swarm at sonic. "JESUS CHRIST FINE FINE LET'S GO TOGETHER TAILS COME ON" Tails jumped out of the plane. "Yeah!" Sonic also jumped down and gained additional momentum by bouncing on Tails and getting into the entrance. Sonic grinned. "Now that's what i call a jump! Good thing that badnik was there- uh.. Tails?" Sonic looked down. The plane flew right into the mountain exploded while Tails was swimming in the sea, annoyed. "..yeah, i'm just gonna go home then." *** Sonic was in some sort of cave, as it was assumed. "Gee, this reminds me of that time i looked into some sort of weird Tails-like creature on four feet's eyes. You know what else? A wholesome of-" A shark jumped from the toxic water below him. Sonic ran. "OH GOD WHAT IS THIS THING" Sonic ran into a flipper, which launched him into the air. "OH GOD WHAT IS THING." Sonic smashed over four toxic-filler barrels which covered his body. "WHYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA Sonic looked at some sort of wormhole thing. "Well, this seems like something more pleasant and not at all creepy. But you know, you may never almost be too careful where Eggman is.." He reached his hand out slowly to the hole. The hole sucked up the hand and threw it into the toxic. Sonic looked shaky, scared and kept breathing fast. But don't worry, Sonic is the main character of the game! Ding! Sonic's left hand appears right in place again. Let's just pretend what just happened never..just..happened. Mhm. Okay, so, Sonic spotted an emerald. "He-hey, sweet! I can always use those to defeat fellow Eggmanwhyamibritishagain." Sonic hmmmed the fudge out of his thoughts "But the emerald is in a pool of this green stuff..toxic. I hope that's not what i'm thinking. Still, how to do this?" Sonic noted some levers inside a wittle tiny bitty twisty loop. Little. Sonic snapped his finger because that's how cool people act. "Ah yes, i guess that can do the trick! But how do i-.." Sonic noticed the flippers. He sighed. "Fine, off i gaaaAAAA-" After twenty minutes that i'm too lazy to describe on of bouncing around the area, he finally landed on land, with the toxic that covered the emerald gone. "Sweet! Right, time to grab the goods." Sonic dived into the now empty pool, grabbing the emerald which mysteriously elevated him into air. "AH YEAH THIS IS HAPPENING" Sonic shouted as he was done with his pose. Sonic returned back to the main area, just above the sea of toxic and where that shark was. He noticed a barrel that he could use to get to other lands. "Still, the shark..Ah yes." Sonic pulled his gathered emerald out, and rubbed it with his finger three times. Nothing happened. Sonic threwn the emerald into the toxic and hopped onto the barrel. "Better go slow ahead here..." Sonic snickered. "Slow ahead. I surely can go slow ahead." Sonic looked at the emerald was swimming in the toxic. "Come on down, and chum some of this crap!" The shark appeared, Sonic becoming shocked. He reached out for the emerald carefully, and then shook it, being repulsed by the toxic in it. "Eugh, how is this even possible without dying?" *** We cut back to Tails, flying across the sea. He made an exaggerated annoying sigh. "Once again, i'm going home. Sonic will need my help as soon as a floating island out of nowhere will appear. Pff, like that will happen." A red squirrel in a blue jacket passed by him, flying in the same way Tails does. "Hey there." Tails raised his hand up. "Hey. Anyway, where was i? Ah yes, whining. Sonic must go alone now, huh? But i'm a reliable partner! Besides, he liked me before!" Swirly effects happened as we enter a flashback. Sonic slept peacefully, then Tails smashed into him. "GAH!" Sonic stood up, waving his finger. "Hey man, not cool! Gotta juice!" He juiced. That, and he ran away. Tails seeing his speed started geeking out. "HNGHHH" Sonic slept peacefully, then Tails smashed into him. "GAH!" Sonic stood up. Tails started talking. "Hey Sonic, i learned how to run with you so i am your best friend now!" Sonic shrugged. "Yeah okay sure." He looked left, a small woodland elephant creature looking sad at him. "Sorry buddy, i found a better guy now." Sonic was in underwater, Tails following him through an adventure. "Blblblblblblbl." Sonic said. Tails nodded and grabbed the air bubble first. Sonic thumbed up. "Blblblbl" Sonic told him to stand away so he can grab the next air bubble. "Bllll...blbl." Tails hummed, still being in front of the air bubbles. The countdown on Sonic started, while Tails kept swallowing the bubles. Sonic shouted nonsense, then drowned. Sonic and Tails were in a special stage, wanting to grab the emerald. So they grabbed rings. Sonic shouted. "Spikes incoming, jump!" Sonic jumped over the spikes, doing flips. Tails didn't, and lost most of the rings they had. They just reached the goal, with no emerald in sight. "Well, that's just god damn perfect." Sonic mumbled. Tails grinned nervously. "Sorry..i'm not Luigi h-" Sonic grabbed Tails, thrown him into the ground and started kicking him. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! What did i do?! No! Noo!" And the flashback ended because it's getting way too drawn out. Tails sighed happily. "Yep, reliable and liked..Those days are now over for some reason, though." Tails noted an island in front of him. "Well, that seems like a good place to stay till Sonic finishes his voyage. Besides, i don't think it will be quick to get to home.." Tails set foot on the island. Proudly, he announced. "In the event of my step located on this island, i dub it the name: Cocoa Island!" Tails stood in silence, then drawn on the sand a flag. *** Sonic noted two minecarts. "Oh, i've seen enough Indiana Jones to see where this is going.." He sighed and put on his kamikaze blindfold. Then he jumped into the minecart. He waited several minutes, still not witnessing death with his skin. The minecart slowed down as two unexplainable and never-to-be-seen-again demons noted it. They spoke an ancient language called english. "Say Tom, what do you think this guy is?" "Uh..dunno, dude. Some sort of..hedgehog?" Tom shook his head. "Ah nevermind, just let him go, he's not even paying attention to us." They released the mine cart from slow motion and it continued on it's track. He scooped his blindfold back into the uh pockets and realized the minecart stopped in front of a road. "Oh wow, seriously? That's it? I wonder if i passed by any exciting things. Meh, probably not, this is just a cave after all!" Sonic jumped off and noted two more emeralds. "Oh yes!" Sonic yoinked them. Sonic moved along, meeting a sort of eggman faced scorpion thing. Sonic was disgusted. "Oh god! That's way more uglier then that breakfast Tails gave me!" Sonic said in a hilarious fashion because well things that are random always are funny. Cake! Okay, so Sonic used the flippers to launch himself onto the the tail that the scorpion has. It was oddly bouncy. Sonic landed on a platform just beside the scorpion. He spin dashed right into the scorpion's head, blocking himself between it and the tail. While he attacked it, the scorpion made terrible terrible screeches. After couple more hits, it exploded simple as that and Sonic landed safely on the platform he was just on before. "Well, that was easy. You know, with the exception of my ears bleeding like bloody hell but well, it'll get over it! Well, off i go. To my..next..adventure. I'm just losing that hype nowadays." Sonic jumped like there's no tomorrow but there is so what the hell is my bloody hellish point fu Sonic appeared in a small checkery area. Sonic screamed and jumped a step back. "OH GOD NOT THIS AGAIN Loh, it's not that labyrinth thing. Okay." Eggman appeared. "Well well well, Sonic! We meet again like it is usual!" Sonic made a disappointed grunt. Eggman stuttered. "Eh- u- what?" Sonic complained. "Are you Dr.Wily or something? I want a new villain already!" Eggman pointed at himself, looking sad. "I am- i am not good enough?" Sonic fell silence. "We'll see. Okay, so what's your plan to defeat me here?" Eggman grinned. "Glad you asked! See, behind me, are your friends! All trapped in bowling pins, for some reason! And if you want them back, you need to use your pinball balls and dodge my dastardly attacks!" He laughed. Sonic nodded. "Right. And what are your attacks?" Eggman said "Moving left and right." Sonic lowered his eyes. "Yeah, your not good enough." Eggman dropped his head. "Oh..n- no matter! Go ahead and try me!" Eggman inserted the egg mobile keys into his egg mobile and it started moving in a simple left-to-right-to-left pattern. Sonic looked at the ball that he can launch with his flipper. Instead, he jumped over Eggman and punched the bowling pins open. Eggman was shocked. "What?! Bu- but that's cheating! You cheated on me!" Sonic cringed. "Your not my boyfriend." Eggman grew frustrated. "I'll get you next time Sonic! You can go ahead and leave while i wait here for 2 hours or so!" Sonic nodded and walked away. Eggman sighed. *** Tails stood proud in front of a house. "Well, this will be my new laboratory! It is kinda cozy on this island, and some animals here as well..i think i like the peace here. Well what could possibly go wrong now?..oops. I said the WCPGW word!" Tails noticed a sudden shadow above him. "Yeah, i'm screwed." Tails said. Tons of fleets loomed above him, and started firing at the island, setting it on fire! "Oh jesus oh god oh boooy!" Tails paniced. He asked a wittle foxy in front of him. "Woodland creature #42! What do i do?!" The woodland creature told him "Stopp, fallen und rollen!" Tails shouted. "Good idea!" Tails was about to do that. "Wait, what does that have to do with putting out the fire? I'm not the one that catched it." The woodland creature pondered. "Uh..Geh weg und komm nicht zurück!" "Yeah, that sounds good." Tails decided to run and stuff, noticing some sort of bird robot creatures dropping down on his island. "Well, i think i need to find them." Tails pulled out three thousand bombs. "Good thing i have those in my pockets all of the sudden with no explainable reason whatsover." Tails encountered one of the robots, which glared at him, Tails beginning to do the same. He pulled out a bomb and thrown it at him, the duck avoiding it, then grabbing Tails by his throat. "Gah! No!" Suddenly, a charged shot went right into the duck robot. With that hit, the robot let go of the surprised Tails. A red bear dashed in, charging up another shot from his buster i guess, but the duck got away in one of the fleets. Tails sighed. "Woodland Creature #0, thanks..i guess i'm not powerful enough to defeat him.. =(" Tails sang a melodrama. #0 explained. "Tails, you shouldn't expect to defeat him, it is designed to be a war machine. Remember, you have not reached full power yet. If you use all the piece of dung mechanical stuff you built, you should become stronger... You may even become as powerful as I am. I'll scout ahead and collect as much information on those fleets as I can. I'll meet up with you when you get there. See you later! Tails, I know you can almost do it. Tails was left alone as #0 teleported away. Tails gained confidence. "Yes..i can do this!" Tails rised his fist in the air. Then he walked back to his time. "That might wait though, my dragon seriously needs to level up them Xps!" *** Sonic found himself in some sort of powerhouse. With lava. Sonic looked at the magma below him. "Ah, i see, the powerhouse made for no reason. Classy." Sonic walked forward, noting two kangaroos. One of them was making a conversation "And then i told him, "Dude, chill out, nothing's behind you. Was just joking."" The other one was all "Okay, i get it, nothing was behind me." First one was surprised. "Wait..you mean i was talking to.." The first one laughed. "Oh ho ho, you clever little berk!" Sonic walked up to the two fellows. "Hey guys, i'm trying to kill humans here, seen a fat no-life-having maniac here?" The kangaroo jumped. Sonic grinned. "Oh, that's a ye-" As the kangaroo dropped down into the ground, sonic was suddenly launched up by the platform that was below him. "OH GODOHGODOHGODHOHDOFJ" Sonic was then being hovered by the gas from the pistons. Ah ha. Sonic shouted to the people who were at the bottom. "What the hell is your guys' problem?! God damn it!" Sonic used the magical grants of force to head right. Then headed through a pipe. There, was a chaos emerald, the fourth one to be exact! Sonic nabbed it and ate it as well. Suddenly, magical chaos emerald forces were around him, and zapped him, releasing a scream. He opened his eyes, with a grin. "Hey there Eggman, long time no see! Come on Tails, let's go! Timetoscrablesomeeggmansupersonicstyleyourtooslowi'mwaitingWHAT'SUPCHIPYOURAWESOMETERIYYAAAA" Sonic was zapped again, snapping back from some sort of weird kind of normal self. "Well, uh ok that was perfectly normal. Let's move on!" *** Tails waddled through a mountain, polly mountain to be exact since practically only 30% know of this game that i couldn't even freaking pass Tails pulled out a map. "..wh- why is this 8-bit? I want an actual map." Tails thrown that old map out into the non existant trash can. He spotted a yellow box. Tails grinned. "Nice! I like boxes! They usually have useless crap that i can't figure out in them!" Tails peeked into it. There were all of the 7 emeralds in it. Tails was confused. "..how in the hell? Well, whatever the case." Tails whistled innocently, looking around, then suddenly stopping the whistling and instantly grabbing the emeralds, showering himself with them. "IT'S MINE ALL MINE BWAHAHAHA" Tails calmed down his laughter, as he just kept holding the emeralds. "..how does Sonic use those anyway?" Tails frowned. Then, his frown raised upside downlol and he got an idea. "I got an idea! I will take those to Sonic, then he will be grateful for some REAL help! I mean, my help was real before but i never gathered emeralds for him before..kinda." Tails took those as his item get, and stuffed them into his questionable inventory. Then he flied away from the island. And that's how i totally ruined Tails Adventure. *** Sonic gathered two more emeralds, that counting to 6 now. Only one more, and he will have the power to become Sonicman, the hero of all time! Everytime. Tails arrived on scene. "Hey Sonic!" Sonic questioned. "Who are you?" Tails sighed and shown him all the 7 emeralds. "Ooh, nice job Tails! Now let me j- ..uh.." Sonic noticed something odd. "Wait, 7 emeralds? But i already got 6 of them myself.." Sonic was confused. "Well uh, give me them anyway. YOINK." Sonic gobbled up whatever emeralds Tails had. Sonic laughed. "I feel all powerful now! I feel like i can conquer anything!" Tails raised his eyebrow. "Sonic?" Sonic spoke in a casual tone. "Yeah." Tails shrugged. "Well, never you mind, let's go!" Sonic looked at the flippers, then at Tails. "Hey Tails, lend me your mighty hands of yours and fly your ass to Eggman." Tails grabbed Sonic, and flied up, visibly struggling. "Jesus christ..i'm not sure who's gonna lose some weight after i'm done with this thing.." *** Sonic complained while he was flied by Tails, thousands of chaos emeralds in his sight. Each and every one, he grabbed. "What is this?! I thought there were only 7 emeralds in the entire universe!" Tails explained. "That, or we just keep destroying them everytime we're finished with Eggman and they respawn. Seems like the ancient powers kinda got confused with the count this time, though." Sonic replied with the classic ol' "I suppose so.." Sonic then grinned, adding in. "But i wonder, we have like, 28 emeralds now, right? I wonder how much power will i have in my hands. Can't wait to show it to Eggman! And well, myself i suppose." Tails getting tired, started dropping down, Sonic becoming annoyed. "Oh you idiot." Luckily they dropped onto a platform. Tails catching his breath, listened to an excited kind of Sonic. "What if like, once i'll use the power of all those emeralds, i will become batman?!" Tails cracked out. "Your...a hedge--og.." Sonic crossed his arms. "And the original one was a human, so what's your point?" Tails blinked. "..what's a human?" Sonic looked the other way, irritated. "..Ugh..Chris Thorndyke was a one." Tails was freaked out. "Okay, my opinions on super heroes have changed now." Sonic nodded. "Not tired yet? Let's move it." Tails pointed at the flippers. Sonic backed away from Tails "Oh no no no, i am NOT going through that! The last time i did, i nearly died but some unforseen forces made it as if nothing happened!"Tails smiled. "Yeah, exactly, you will not die because of that so get a move on!" Tails walked up to Sonic, Sonic kept backing away. "Oh no Tails, why not fly me? It's much easi-" Sonic fell of the platform and into the flipper. Tails shouted. "Either you will use the flipper or you will fall off, having to climb here by yourself!" Sonic lowered his head. "I hate you so much." Tails watched the amusement he had from watching Sonic scream as he bounced everywhere. Cut to Robotnik's Ship, where Eggman was playing sudoku. He was focused on understanding how this game even worked. Sonic broke through the glass. Eggman stared at the hedgehog, covered in shards of glass. The glass started blinking, then disappeared. Sonic coughed, then epicly pointed at Eggman. "Ah ha! I found your prehistoric butt!" Eggman was confused. "I was like born in the twentiest century." Eggman started hiding his head in his ship. "Well this is embarrassing, i didn't even add any attacks into this ship yet.. Thought i would have some time by making this place a pinball hazard." Sonic chuckled. "Well, you thought wrong! This place seriously sucked though, gotta admit to that." Eggman looked around, looking proud. "Well yeah, i put all of my effort and broken tea cups into making this pla-" The place started exploding while he was talking. Eggman noticed that, along with Sonic gone. A note was in front of him saying "Suck it up!" Eggman started crying. *** Sonic was flied by Tails again, behind them the base exploding. Sonic and Tails remained in silence, then noted a burning island ruled by robot ducks. Sonic asked. "Hey Tails, what is this?" Tails remembered he was supposed to save this island. "Oh, well, the usual life of uh abandoned child ducks." Sonic nodded. "Oh, well that makes some sense. So, heading home now, we suppose?" Tails nodded. "Yup." More silence. Sonic raised his voice again. "Tails?" Tails still staring at his path answered. "Yes?" Sonic lowered his head. "I just want to say..thanks. This would take forever if it weren't for you and your flying skills. Eggman might have done something horrible." Tails was silent. Sonic awaited for the answer. He noticed small drops of water dropping into the sea. Sonic realized. "..are you crying?" Tails was indeed. Trying to calm himself down, he smiled. "It's just..it's been so long since you acknowledged me. I feel kinda..liked, you know?" Sonic nodded. "Oh, right..i guess i have been acting a little mean. Sorry for that too..i know it's not much, one word won't do it..but still..sorry." Tails nodded. "It's okay, Sonic. It's okay." Few minutes passed. Sonic suddenly said. "nahjustkiddingyourstupidbye" Sonic let himself go and boosted across the water, Tails dropping into it surprised. Tails blinked, then turned to you and shrugged. "That's Sonic!" THE END |
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