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MAKAI WARS: I Am the Main Character!; For TWOS and Ped
Topic Started: May 12 2012, 05:10 PM (177 Views)
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"HeeeeeeeeellO, EVERYONE!" The black-haired girl in the white fur coat yelled enthusiastically as she jumped onto the scene, which appeared to be the kind of stage a stand-up comedian would perform in. The background was starburst, with lights flashing in all directions and flame pots shooting out stars and hearts. "My name is Asagi Asagiri, and welcome! To the Makai Wars RP, staring ME! This is gonna be the tale of a lifetime, with epic battles, heartbreaking turnabouts, and--"

A stage assistant came walking on to the scene up to Asagi. "Huh?"

The assistant whispered something into her ear, leaving the girl white with shock. "WHAAAAA-?! You mean there's someone else?! Groan..."

The assistant handed Asagi a slip of paper. "Alright, alright... So, let's see. Where is this... Vanessa Kassina character?" She asked, looking around.
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"Really good work, dood. You shattered the fourth wall right on your first post. Look at that thing, its broken in a million pieces, way beyond repair." A prinny said entering stage.

"Also you forgot me, where my spotlight, dood?"

"Well, no one cares about prinnies. There lower that the lowest, with means that prinnies are lower that themselves, creating a chaotic social class, too low to be noticed." Vanessa said entering the stage.

"Dood, ... so, are starting this or just wait while she keeps entertaining the audience?"

"I'm pretty sure she got some crazy plan to get famous. How did we get drag into this again?"

"Money, dood."

They where forget something. Something small, but important. Right, Asagi was probably already bugging them, they should pay attention.
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Asagi took a step forward. "Hmph, so you two are going to be the ones sharing the spotlight me me, huh? Okay, okay..."

Asagi walked up to an easel that apparently had been there the whole time with a pie-chart on it. "Now, listen up, you two!" she said, taking out a pointing stick out of her pocket, and directed attention to the chart.

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"This is how the screentime is going to be divided. I, Asagi, the heroine of the story, will be getting 75 percent of the spotlight! Vanessa, who shall be my sidekick, shell get roughly 24.99 percent of the spotlight, while the Prinny shall receive the remaining 0.01 percent. Sounds like a fair trade off, hm~?" she hummed as she concluded her "fair trade off", which only the world's most gullible moron would ever agree to.
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"... that's way too much for just 0,01% on that chart, dood." The prinny said getting closer to the chart.

Vanessa was slightly bored, but she knew this was the most "normal phase of this... mission/bounty/adventure. Whatever, she was there for the money, and that's it.

"So... we get paid to barely get in your way? I guess I can work with that. Being a thief works in your favor when it comes to being "behind the scenes". Besides, I'm pretty sure you don't have the body to make people around you feel the need to help you. Everyone loves a little cute cat girl, so leave it too me. I guess its a luck I'm here.

"I forgot how territorial cats can be... dood. Well, we accept it, just make you can pay us the money, or you're on your own. And believe me, this show is nothing without the girl duo."
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((The chart actually said 1%, since .01% was too small for the shart to read. You get the idea xP ))

"E-excuse me?!" Asagi snapped. "Who says this body can't get whatever it wants? What makes you so much cuter you... you you smug, scrawny... ironing board!" Asagi was too preoccupied with Vanessa's hidden insult to realize that the two had actually accepted her ridiculous offer. She was getting ready to shoot someone.
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"Looks who's talking, your no bigger that me. Wait, you are, but still has flat. Just a normal demon. I on the other hand got cat eyes." She says, while pulling her hood down, revealing her cat hears and making her eyes expand (Like the cat from Shrek 2), eccentrically making her 100% cutter. She then goes back to her normal non-buff look and starts mocking Asagi.

"Doods, not that I wouldn't enjoy a cat fight, especially if she was in it *Vanessa* but don't we have a plot to start or something?" The prinny said from the side of the battle.
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"Ooooh... why you-- Th-these are B's at the least!" Asagi retorted in a pathetic attempt at a comback.

"And we'll see how cute your ears are after a shoot holes in them!!" Asagi cried, pulling out her dual pistols and firing them at Vanessa.
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"Ha!" Vanessa said getting down, first her hears then her head.

"Don't just stand there moron, help me." She says to the prinny while looking on her back for her axe.

"We're never leaving this stupid starting screen, dood." The prinny said, moving on the other direction.

"Don't leave me alone with this psycho!!!" Grabbing her axe, she tries to block her following moves.
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Asagi jumped in the air firing multiple shots at Vanessa. "Taste. My. Main. Character. POWER!!"

Asagi was already way off her rocker at this point. One can't help but feel sorry for the stage, the way it's going to be at the end of this.
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And then Vanessa died. The end~ That what I get for choosing a bloody thief.

"You know you're going to have to pay for her to be resurrected, right, dood? And hurry up, the crowd is starting to leave with all of you two shenanigans." The prinny said to Asagi carring a few things like potions and stuff they could use later.
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Asagi's attention suddenly turned toward the disappointed crowd, one by one getting out of their seats and leaving. "No, wait!" she cried. "Don't goooooooo!!"

But it was too late. The last person had already left and it was just Asagi, the Prinny, and the currently dead Vanessa lying on the floor. Asagi fell to her knees with an unbelieving expression on her face.

"My dreams... They've been crushed... Shattered... Again..."
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"After meeting you for 5 minutes I'm not surprised, dood." The prinny replied. He was getting way more screen time that he should. This could be troublesome.

Sure that commentary would give him 3 or 4 bullet holes, but, when you're a prinny, you care little about death.

"Dood, I'm even surprise they came."

"We better start this for real. You're the boss so you got the last saying, dood."
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