| ~Welcome to the Sonic Blast Community Forum~ Greetings stranger, it is an honor to have you as a visitor. Since we opened in 2006 our goal has been to offer the most authentic Sonic-themed community on the web for Sonic enthusiasts new and old. We do our best to provide the most unique features, best Sonic-themed designs, and have the latest news; always improving to cover all of your Sonic needs. Our community is full of friendly people and we hope you enjoy your brief stay but would be thrilled if you decided to join in on the fun. Being a part of our community is easy, quick, and absolutely free. Click here to join our community and enter the land of Mobius as a =SB= citizen! Citizens may log in to their account to participate in our land's conversations and access all of our features: |
| Eggman's Bases; Over 10,000 American Robot Children die once a day... | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 10 2012, 09:52 AM (99 Views) | |
| Clementine | Apr 10 2012, 09:52 AM Post #1 |
Yep.
|
Three eggman robots were sitting by a table. They were drinking beer. With their..mouths.. robotic like.. With an esophagus-kinda system installed in them.. Look, i don't like to explain unexplainable, they just drink beer okay? The one's called Johnny, the second's called John, the third's called Johnson. Johnson is making a conversation that you won't ever hear the beginning of. "And then i said, WATCH OUT METAL SONIC'S BEHIND YOU" John laughed while Johnny was not amused. At a 1 percent none. "Look dude, i appreciate the humorous personality but can you turn off your annoyance chip?" Johnson was all sad face "Fine, fine.." A female voice said "Relief chip activated." Johnson let out some strange kind of distinct but seriously ugly smelling green gas. Johnny laughed and fell off the table. "A HA HA FART JOKES HAHAHAHA" John attempted to take a drink from the beautiful fresh and strong bottle of beer..but only a single drop flown through John's mouth. That, and a couple of insects that for no reason were in the bottle. "Damn, we're lacking beer. Hey Johnson, get some more beer." Johnson lowered his um..eyebrows? i'm not used to it. "Why it's always me? Can't you get your own beer?" John threw his arms up in the air. "Just get it already! Your the most girliest one!" Johnson growled and reluctantly got up from the chair. He tried to went off, but then SMASH! Sound effects were made by me and Johnson's life suddenly went into pieces as an axe cut his body. His mechanical wires went flying right towards John and Johnny...their eyes were practically stretching their face. Johnny grabbed his eyes in pain "Agh, that hurts." The female voice was once again heard, this time in John. "Psychedelic Yodel Chip Activated." John started puking imaginary puke out his robotic body. Johnny facepalmed. "We should have alarmed him.." John was extremely confused and probably horrified but we don't care about that. "Why is that axe in there anyway?" Johnny shuffled his feet. "It's Sonic again. The bloke heard that our master plans to take over the world again..not sure how, but well, yeah. He's now out to stop him." *** Sonic was strolling through the wonderland. "La la la, this is a song that i sing to myself, thus i am insane, something's wrong with my heaaaalllth." Suddenly Eggman appeared. "Well hello Sonic! You little poppycock!" Sonic gasped and pointed his finger at Eggman. "Sir Robotnik! How dare you show your predetermined face around this nice little area!" Eggman chuckled evilly. "You see Sir Sonic, ijustwantedtotellyoui'mtakingovertheworldandthere'snothingyoucandoaboutit buh bye" Eggman fleed the precious wonderland. Sonic groaned. "Blasted! Blimey! I gotta tally ho that fool!" He gotta go fast *** Johnny finished his explanation. "Thus he set up all those traps to stop him. Unluckily, he didn't think of his minions..." A voice was heard behind the wall. "Hm hm hm...gotta get those reports to the Doctor, before Sonic will arrive, that will surely help him.." A chainsaw was heard. "Oh god! Oh god! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Gargling was heard and then silence. John and Johnny ignored it, sometimes they are cold unfeeling machines, with no sense of right or wrong. But they still want beer. John shrugged. "Well, let's go get it!" Johnny's eyes widened. He grabbed them again. "Ugh! If i will keep doing that, they will pop out!" John pumped his fist up in the air..ah ha.. "ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS JENKIIIIIIIIIIIINS LEEEROOOY" He ran through. Johnny desperately held his hand out. "Slow Motion Voice Chip Activated." Johnny shouted out "Nooooooooooooooooooooo.......!!!!" John ran through. The axe was swinging towards him. His robot senses tingled and caught the eyes on the axe. John jumped in air, doing a couple tricks including a SOMERSALT + 360 SPIN + LOL WTF THAT'S NOT A TRICK THAT'S JUST BUTTON MASHING + OUTSTANDING. John jumped over the axe! Yes! Yes! Confetti was thrown onto him, loud, long applauses were given, a trophy for the ultimate achievement. A second axe appeared and killed John. Johnny stood there. With a reliefed sigh, he dived under the table. Under it, were six full bottles of beer. He smirked and with an evil grin, he pronounced with a dark tone. "JUST AS PLANNED..." |
 | |
 |
 
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| « Previous Topic · Act IV: Artist's Showcase Yard · Next Topic » |
| Track Topic · E-mail Topic |
 3:35 AM Jul 25
|
Hosted for free by ZetaBoards