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| Clementine | Mar 22 2012, 03:29 PM Post #1 |
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APERTURE SCIENCE INNOVATIONS A silly filly old men stood in front of a camera, in front of a computer. Yeah, those existed back then. "Hi, Cave Johnson here! In Aperture Laboratories, we do testing. But not just any testing. So okay, here's the plan." Cavey walks up to a chalkboard with a drawing of boobies on it and a drawing of a stickman passing through a dangerous test chambers with..dangerous stuff. "You walk in, and you expect a safe-testing place. It will be fun for all, and your gonna walk out with no broken bones. Slightly." Cave Johnson walks up back to the computer and suddenly throws a lemon at it, making it explode. "WELL SHIT ON THAT. Who's idea was it to make those test chambers?! Your gonna experience some real stuff in Aperture!" Everything that Cave noted was shown on a floaty tv stuff. "Piercing lasers, air travels, gel that eats out your insides and a tiny door behind giant hatches, trolling is what we're all about! For Science, naturally." Cave Johnson pondered. "You know, honestly...i don't know how laughing at people who die from vaporization, schizophrenia or falling into pits is science..but Aperture has Science in his name, so who cares?" Le Caroline walked into the room. "Sir, another test subject has went into paranoia." Cave Johnson shook his head. "Those wimps are world-famous people, can't they handle a tracker in their brain?" THE END |
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