The Colors Feel So Wrong

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The Colors Feel So Wrong; Take a step back and imagine a Sonic Colors parody
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Clementine	Mar 11 2012, 10:02 AM Post #1
Yep. Posts: 1,397 Group: A Rank Hero Member #12,099 Joined: May 26, 2011 Steam ID: Maximus123458 Game Currently Playing: Megaman X6	Sonic and Tails were inside Eggman's amusement park which is totally NOT a plan to dominate the entire galaxy. Eggman said so. Sonic pondered at the place. "Man, i only got a one ticket! Where should we go, Miles Dewey Devis?" Sonic asked Tails. Tails snapped his finger. "AW THIS HURTSi dunno. I think i want to go to Planet Wisp because they have pretty sweet music." Sonic grinned. "Ooookay then!" The duo dee hee hurr hurred and went there. Eggman's voice rang out, being heard louder then in the stages. "Attention to whoever is not an evil robot of destruction and chaos! Any screaming aliens that you will see here are actually just practicing singing Thriller. Even if so, they are extremely distracted if you watch them so please get the hell out of here. Thank you." Sonic smiled. "Pfft, i won't fall for that." Tails frowned. "I don't know, Sonic..this place looks totally harmless.." Sonic facepalmed. "A place full of desperate aliens in need of a rescue, Eggman robots who tried to kill me with welcome signs and giant pitfalls is/or/are not harmless?" Tails nodded. Sonic sighfulled. A single alien came up to him, looking cute if that's possible with those humongous monstrosities. Sonic smiled joyfully and patted the alien. "Aw, look at that hopeless piece of crap, reminds me of that time i stopped giving care about what i'm doing." A random voice suddenly shouted. "LASER" Sonic looked around. "Wha-" Tripping music played as the alien suddenly engulfed Sonic, turning him into a laser that made it's way across the place, piercing enemies and destroying the entire construction site. As it ended, Sonic took his free time to have a seizure. A worried type of Tails walked up to the vibrating Sonic. Tee hee. "Uh..Jason?" Sonic shouted out. "NOT NOW TAILS I'M LOVING THE GROUND" * Mostly Tails and Sonic were relaxing in Tropical Resorts. Tails sighed. "This is life...just lying around doing nothing..." Sonic groaned. "This is lifebullshit, Miles Malarkey!" Tails lowered his eyes. "That's not my surname." Sonic continued. "I'm not sure if you noticed but we are supposed to defeat Eggman or something. So why are we not doing it?" "Because life-threatening situations are already in our homeland even if Eggman's not attacking?" Sonic froze. "..oh yeah. Still, we are the Sonic Duo, and if Eggman appears, i'm ready to kick his ass even if he's trying to peacefully savor the taste of tea!" Tails raised his eyebrow. "Sonic Duo?" Sonic shrugged, grinning. "Knuckles said that he had personal business with Rouge tonight thus we couldn't form a Heroes." Tails smiled. "Don't worry, i buried Rouge yesterday." Sonic nodded. "Good forwhat?" Tails stood up. "Well, i guess your right. Disney Land can't have rivalry. Let's go!" * Sonic hid his face in shame "What the fruitloops are you doing here" All of Sonic's friends were present in the Sweet Mountain. Zone. Vector shouted out shoutingly. "Find the hamburger room!" Espio was stuffing his mouth with cake, then he noticed Sonic. "EATING IS ULTIMATE NINJA POWER" Amy tackled Blaze. "SONIC" Knuckles was playing cards with the master emerald made out of jelly. "Got any twenties?" Sonic threw his hands up in the air. "FFFfudge WITH THOSE MORONS WE WON'T GET ANYWHERE. What do you think we should do, Aaron Miles?!" Tails raised his index finger. "It's simple, Sonic Boom!..no..Sonic..Mcneyer?..I'll keep thinking." Tails walked away. Sonic sighed once more with feelings. He saw a chili dog hanging from a string in the air. Sonic stuck his tongue out. "Anything that's hanging on a string is surely not a trap! OM MONMONMON" Sonic ate the chili dog then walked away. Silence occured. Minutes later, it turned out it was Eggman holding the string. He was busy playing Eggman Adventure on his ipod. He grinned. "Hm..maybe Sonic noticed the bait by now..!" Eggman looked down. Noticing the gone chili dog and the gone Sonic. "..oh...i guess i got caught up." * Sonic walked up to Aquarium Park. Eggman's voice made it's comeback "Welcome, everyone to the name which was just mentioned! Remember: If you'll fall down the water, we will never give a shit!" Tails walked up to Sonic, overstuffing himself with the Bucket o' Sushi. Without fish. Sonic put his hands on his hips. "Tails, what is that?" Tails said gloriously. "Sushi air.." Sonic shot Tails with his finger. It worked logically. Sonic froze in the place. "MY HEDGEHOG SENSES ARE STARTING TO TINGLE." A huge eye thing came out. Sonic shook his head. "Oh cool, it's a spin a wheel thing! Shoot!" Sonic shot the thing in it's eye. Sonic facepalmed. "Why people just don't close their eyes if the eyes are their weakpoints?" * Sonic walked up to Tails who had a wisp by his side. "Miles Miles, what is that thing?" Tails smiled smillingly. "This is a wisp!" Sonic scratched his head. "Lisp?" Tails lowered his eyes. "Wisp, you dumbshit." Sonic realized. "Oh. So what purpose you got this?" Tails laughed. "As my pet, of course! I'll feed him and play with him and harrass him all day! Oh, also i used it to figure out just what the heck Eggman is planning. This is what i got." Tails read from his translator which he built in a one second. "Food jokes random nonsense blah blah." Tails punched the machine, which instantly displayed the correct sentence. "There we go, all errors fixed..what the wisp says is...suck..my...hm, the rest is gibberish." Sonic guessed. "Popsicle?" The wisp nodded and then started dancing. Tails continued reading. "Baldy McNosehair is--" Sonic laughed. "OH MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING BEST THING EVER" Tails slapped Sonic and continued on. "Baldy McNosehair is draining energy from the Wisps in an extremely sex-related manner and is planning to use the energy to take over the world!" Sonic replied to that with a "By having seizures?" Tails shrugged. "Yeah. No. I guess." * While Sonic was gone destroying generators which power Eggman's machines and whatever he made, Tails was wandering around Tropical Resort once more. Suddenly, a distant voice was heard. "....pppaaaaAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE" A strange ball-shaped metallic object with a orange eye smacked right into Tails. "AGH GOD THAT HURT LIKE SOMETHING The ball was like space. "Space." Tails scratched his head. "Who are you?" "I'm space. Your space too. No. Your too dumb to be space. Your too dumb to make space. Go space. Space space." Tails lowered his eyes. "Some dearly obsession you have... :I" The object said "And it is space." Tails walked away. "Screw you." "You can't screw space." * Sonic arrived at Asteroid Coaster. Once more, Eggman from nowhere spoke. "Welcome to the Asteroid Coaster! Remember that this place is for hardcore people only. Also, you need to have a homing attack. Without that, you can still enjoy Asteroid Coaster without any deaths or dead ends at all! So..no need for only hardcore people. E for Everyone. And Eargasms at the music." * Sonic arrived at Starlight Carnival. If you didn't expect it "Welcome to Starlight Carnival! Unluckily, the only people that can enter it are people with the speed of sound. Unluckily, don't enter it anyway. Unless your a blue hedgehog. Then do so." Sonic shook his head. "Wow, this guy is terrible at hiding lies. Why am i even bothering with him if he can't even keep a plan secret?" Suddenly 12 racing karts passed by him. Sonic almost tripped. "WHOAWHOAWHOA!" * Sonic shut down all the generators and the 3 boss recolors that came along with it. Tails sensed that Sonic would be in Starlight Carnival so he came here. "SOOONNNIIIC" Sonic grinned. "Tails, how are your boring shenanigans?" Tails put his hands behind his back. "Pretty damn boring. Anyway, i found out one of the most important things that i got from this wisp." Sonic put his hands on his hips. "Share it!" Tails shouted joyfully. "BURP JOKES A_A" The duo laughed. *** When they thought they were done, suddenly Eggman at last made his real life appearance in a giant machine. "Well hello there, Sonic! I hope you enjoyed my amusement park!" Sonic sighed. "I would if i didn't have to save thousands of kids that were almost killed in there." Eggman chuckled. "No matter, you will go down!" Sonic pointed his finger at Eggman. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T" Eggman laughed like a santa. "Well, what are you going to do, Sonic?!" Sonic grinned. "Use the power of friendship!" Eggman lowered his eyes. "I hate you." Sonic shrugged. "I know. 8D" All the wisps appeared and surrounded Eggman's Egg Manchine. Sonic shouted out. "NOW I'LL SHOW YOU" And he homing attacked! and Eggman was defeated. Tails cheered. "Yahoo!" Sonic jumped in the air. "Yeah, we're Sonic Duo!" Then he faceplanted into the ground. "I shouldn't have thought the laws of psychics would keep me afloat."



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