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Way to go [insert your name here]; Express your recent, or not so recent fails
Topic Started: Feb 3 2012, 06:40 PM (667 Views)
L Dragon
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Well, simply put, express your recent fails. I mean, it can be anything(so long as it doesn't break the forum rules.)

I mean, we ALL have an epically funny story to tell, So why not share them here? It can be as small as 'I mistaken a women for being pregnant once... And then ran for my life.' Or as grand as a story of the ages. Its your call, share it, and we'll talk about it and laugh along with you. :D

I'm horrid with names... And for the longest time called this girl by a name I thought was hers. An entire MONTH passed by, and her friend FINALLY told me that her name wasn't Amy... It was Mia D: I mean, honestly, how often do you call someone by their name when you talk with them, even when greeting them. The funny part is, she thought I was calling her Amy because it was her middle name.(I didn't even know that xD) So I guess we BOTH failed. xD
Edited by L Dragon, Feb 3 2012, 06:41 PM.
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In Organic Chemistry lab today, I continuously risked dropping glassware and I spilled water at least three times (thank goodness it was JUST water).

Lesson learned: If you have a 4-hour-long, practical class that deals with glass items, hot metal and potentially harmful chemicals, at 7:30 AM, make sure you had a good night's sleep the day before. XP
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My! That's a pretty snazzy performance there!
In Psych class today, I tried to talk to the girl next to me, but everytime I try to speak the class would talk over me. And I tried to get her after class, but she darted toward the bathroom.

Lesson learned: There is always next time?

EDIT: Wow, reading at it makes me feel like a stupid kid in middle or high school (no offense). I feel pathetic now. :(
Edited by MysticShaid, Feb 3 2012, 06:57 PM.
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I tried to grab one of the handicap poles at the mall and spin around it once to catch momentum for a quick run a while back. My foot slipped however and then I ended up spraining my ankle. It hurt like hell but I was able to walk it off.

One day Bailey was coming over and when she knocked on the door I tried to stand up and rush to open it (like I always do). My foot got caught in a blanket and I ended up tripping and falling flat on my face. Woke my roommate up and Bailey even heard me fall from outside. I was so embarrassed. Mostly cause I have the balance of a cat so for me to trip is rare and at times comical...

@L: I wouldn't call that a fail. That's pretty win in my book. XD Especially since she actually responded to it thinking you knew her middle name. I would almost classify that as a win and a fail. XD
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Tripping isn't the most graceful thing. Even more so when you trip in the most stupidest or weirdest ways xD But meeeh, I guess you can say it was a win/fail then xD

Sleep is required when operating glass filled with liquids!! xD

And yes, there is always a next time, until someone else takes that time from you xD
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I still can't use this.

I drove an hour to school today on about five hours of sleep in order to deliver some class notes I volunteered to take for handicapped students. I was instructed by my teacher to deliver the notes under the door to his office if he wasn't there when I arrived, the office he escorted me to the night before, the office that's right around the corner from my classroom. I reached it, and I honestly couldn't tell if it was his office. So out of it I was from lack of sleep that I asked a teacher where this man's office was, and she pointed me at the door I'd been standing in front of for ten minutes trying to discern if it was the correct office or not.

I should not be up at this hour either. xP
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Many years ago in 6th grade, I was hanging out with some friends at school. We had started walking, I assume to our next class, and I continued talking to them. Our class was at the front of the school in the 6th grade area. The front of the school had these poles scattered about the entryways for goodness knows what reason (to prevents weird people from driving through the school? who knows!)

In classic cartoon fashion, while turned and talking to my friend, I smacked right into the pole. I dropped my roller backpack and did the whole fling my hands forward and everything.

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I was playing an online game with my boyfriend and some of his buddies were on. The game has a private chat, and the quick chat button, r, allows you to quickly respond to someone you just talked with.

As far as I remembered, I had talked to my bf last, so I hit r and quickly typed in my mushy message and hit send. Buuuuut, I forgot that one of his friends has sent me a message and I said something to them, so by pushing r, it pulled up his name instead. This guy is a real joker, so of course he didn't let me down on my mistake that day.
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Yep.
I was like always sitting on my laptop in the bed, doing whatever i was doing. I felt an urge to drink soda. So while still laying on the bed, i picked up the said soda, opened it, started drinking from it. Accidently, i dropped it on the floor. The drop onto the floor made the soda go apeshit and it's gas started to raise up, and spew soda all over the floor.

I was in panic, trying to close the soda with the cork. But before i did that, my laptop lost it's balance and fell of my knees also on the floor, in moments soda all over the keyboard and screen. Finally, i managed to close it but with no good results.

My mom came in, gave me a 15-minute lecture on that and i kinda shrugged and finished drinking my soda. In the end, my keyboard still has the effects of the soda, being rather sticky and noisy.

Lesson: Don't drink soda while laying on the bed ever again. =3
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Well, you see there was a dude on dA I wanted to do an art trade with and I was like 'Here's my gallery!' He replied to me that it looks like I've copied and pasted stuff there. There, I felt insulted because I told him I drew everything by hand and fixed up the gallery again. He still said the same, only this time I say can't you look in my other galleries and he responded that he only wanted to see my main gallery. There I fix up my gallery again and sent him the link, but however, I was still wondering what I was doing wrong, so I fixed up the gallery for the final time and before I sent the link to him again, the join.me session was over.

Oh goodness, I felt so embarrassed! O.o
Edited by ChAoSBounD, Feb 7 2012, 11:23 AM.
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Haha, wooooow... Cause ya know, it only happens to the best of us, Chaosbound.

@ Bliz = I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that. I'll ask about three people before proceeding. Even more so when I KNOW for a fact its that door. XD However, there are times where people don't explain themselves correctly, or give horrid directions >.>
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@LiveFree: Yeah, I would have to agree. XD
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So today, I was walking from the cafeteria to the theater building at school. I exited the main building via a door that locks from the inside, but in the process of doing so got held up holding the door open for several people, some going out, and some going in. After a decently sized group of people went out, I lost my grip on the door and started to walk away. It was then that I realized that a girl was walking up to the door to enter. The heavy door had of course already closed, but for some reason, in my head, I thought, I'll open that door for her since she won't be able to open it because it's locked.

And I tried to open the door even though I knew it was locked.

And then I just went on to class and tried to forget that ever happened.
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So today, I was walking from the cafeteria to the theater building at school. I exited the main building via a door that locks from the inside, but in the process of doing so got held up holding the door open for several people, some going out, and some going in. After a decently sized group of people went out, I lost my grip on the door and started to walk away. It was then that I realized that a girl was walking up to the door to enter. The heavy door had of course already closed, but for some reason, in my head, I thought, I'll open that door for her since she won't be able to open it because it's locked.

And I tried to open the door even though I knew it was locked.

And then I just went on to class and tried to forget that ever happened.
XD Oh my, how our minds work, yes? XD

'I'll open that door for her since she won't be able to open it because it's locked.'

Priceless, but at least you tried. Its the thought that counts?
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Okay, I've got one that's short but relatively sweet.

9am, my alarm clock goes off. I need to be out the house by about 10am, so I hit the snooze button. My girlfriend has crashed the night so I dash back to bed for some snuggles before I wake up properly.

Next thing I know I've smashed my head into a nearby shelf - the sharp corner of it coming firmly into contact with my head. Hand rushes to head, lots of "ow-ow-ow-ow-ow" noises were made(amusingly I didn't swear like a trooper as I usually do), and woke the girlfriend up in the process.
I struck that shelf so hard a pretty decent gash was made in my head, and I gave myself a concussion and have been signed off work for a week. Go me. And the girlfriend was a bit angry as I managed to wake her up too early, thus completing a rather fun-filled morning for me.

Before anybody panicks, I'm fine-ish. Mostly just dizzy and disorientated, but otherwise fine. But as far as epic fails go, I think that's a good one!
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When I went to get refill of some iced tea in a local Subway today, after I got the cups refilled about to return to the table my mom and her friend were sitting at, I thought the nozzle was still open, but nope it was closed and just by checking, I happened to reopened it and all this iced tea flown out of the nozzle and hit the ground. I immediately then closed the nozzle and thought 'Whoops..didn't know that would happen!' and walked back to the table. LOL, that was fail! XD
Edited by ChAoSBounD, Feb 8 2012, 05:55 PM.
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