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| Sonic Blast Interview Studio; The Final Epic Update! (All In-Progress Stuff Released!) | |
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| Clementine | Oct 26 2011, 03:23 PM Post #1 |
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INTERVIEW DONE COUNT: THREE'S THE CHARM Imagine your in front of a TV in your imagination. You flick trough channels but then you see a one which you didn't saw before. The channel is called "TV Arsehole", and a program called "Sonic Blast Interview Studio" is about to begin. That's pretty much what you are in front of now. Welcome to the Interview project. This is a compete against Nero's Q&A thread. Trust me, my's better. *shot* The basic 5 steps of an interview goes like this: 1. You post in this thread with a request to be interviewed. 2. From there on, we will settle into a PM conversation. Listen closely! It will first start with your opening comment. Perhaps introduce yourself. Act as if your in a talk show. Then, i'll ask you 10 questions. Be aware that most of the question aren't serious at damn all. Think of it as a bag of random questions. Be sure to be funny and unquestionable towards the questions. After all 10 questions answered, you'll give your closing comments. 3. Be sure to read this thread frequently if you want to see your interview posted. Some editing there and there and you'll see what we talked about in PMs. 4. ??? 5. PROFIT!!! That's all there is to the magic of internet interviewing. So if you feel like being asked a couple questions, post in the thread and say that! I'll be waiting somewhere else Notepad of interviewed. Bitch: Spoiler: click to toggle Edited by Clementine, Nov 9 2011, 02:14 AM.
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| Chompman | Oct 26 2011, 04:38 PM Post #2 |
The Jaw-ggernaught of Justice.
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Hey what's up? This is Hank J. Wimbleton, better known as Aaron Kunai!!! Now's the chance to get inside my videogame-filled head!!!! |
 The Dark Jaws of Justice. My bark is as equally deadly as my bite. I'm CHOMPMAN! Everything you need to know about me....right in here!!!
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| Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader | Oct 26 2011, 05:39 PM Post #3 |
【The Knight of Tigers 】
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Oho...? VERY WELL! I, Tora Unlimited Crusader, do hereby give you permission to interview My Esteemedly Awesome Self! FWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA~! X3 |
 Check out my tumblr, Aggravated Anime-Adoring Australian, where I post all sorts of dumb screencaps and MS Paint edits and generally bitch and moan about stupid otaku shit. ~One third of =SB='s Legendary Australian Trio. The man who surpassed anime fandom and became the Patron Saint of GAR and Moe.~ | |
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| Clementine | Oct 27 2011, 12:41 AM Post #4 |
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PMs were send, gentleman. The ride starts! |
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| Pedruben | Oct 27 2011, 05:19 AM Post #5 |
Currently attempting to return.
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This sounds interesting. I Pedruben, aspiring mad scientist, or just regular scientist and writer give you permission to interview me. Let the show begin :V |
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| GopherKing | Oct 27 2011, 05:28 AM Post #6 |
Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen!
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Bah! I am GopherKing! King of all the gophers in the universe! ROYALTY! Clearly superior to all these chumps!
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| Amarok | Oct 27 2011, 02:08 PM Post #7 |
Fear the cold...
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So, I guess I'm finally letting it all out. Everything in my mind is at your disposal. Ask away. |
 The Original Characters Ezekial, Alex, Zephyr, Neo, Pulse,Luna,Maya,Bob, Rose. Ezekial Wolffe This is just some super old artwork, worry not of it.
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| Clementine | Oct 30 2011, 03:24 AM Post #8 |
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INTERVIEW 2: TUC Max: *breaks into yo house in a mothafckin skateboard* HELLLOOOOOO. so i herd u liek 2 b interviuwed? Well no fear because i'm here! Bring the cameras... *Twiddles fingers, then speaks talk-show style lol* Greetings everyone and welcome to the Sonic Blast Interview Studio! The show is based on many of the interview fads of interviewing random people and gathering most of the facts from them But there's a sudden plot twist! Indeed, the questions won't be about you at all. You're forced to answer random questions. If you want to bail out of that, just say pretty please. =3 Anyway, the first out of two guests is the person i like to shoot and in basic beat the living hell out of. He's a pretty cool guy though, if i'll think reasonably. Meet: TUC! Shake my hand TUC and i'll promise i won't shoot you by the end of the interview maybe i think. Also, introduce yourself. TUC: *shakes Lagomorph's hand* Oh good; random questions always give so much more of an insight into the inner workings of a person's mind than posing more direct queries. |3 Excellent to see you doing your best with this interviewin' thing. Alrighty then~! *leaps onto a table and thrusts a finger towards the heavens* Super-energetic and always hot-blooded, Tora Unlimited Crusader, that's me! Folks call me TUC or Crusader for the sake of simplicity though. It's a pleasure t'be on the show. I've gotta be honest, i never thought about posing my questions like that. Expeeeeect iiii did! Just...forgot to say it? ^^; Question 1: You are in a Shack, and suddenly hell freezes over. What happens? In the Shack and hell freezes over... Let's see; everyone stops godmodding, Metallix will become a Shack regular, Homestuck and ponies will be as novel and interesting as Chuck Norris jokes, the Shack couples will actually meet IRL and Antony the Bat will replace Devlin as Shack Overlord. I love your suggestion for Antony. Just watch as the forum will soon turn into a 18+ girls-and-antony-only hangout where Antony will chat with himself sharing fantasies of Shadow and Rouge and also Naruto! I know it will happen! =D Question 2: Where do i keep my gun anyway? Shadow, Rouge AND Naruto...? KISAMA! EVEN THE THOUGHT OF SUCH ABOMINABLE FANSHIPPINGS MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL WITH INDIGNANT RAGE! Or something like that. More pertinent to the question... |< *rubs chin thoughtfully* If it's not 'created', as with a magical simulacrum or a psychic projection, and is instead a pre-existing object 'stored' somewhere... Hm. If you're not wearing it in a holster somewhere, then it must be drawn from an extra-dimensional space, which may take any number of forms... However, by virtue of it being the most prevalent, I would hazard a guess that you store your gun in 'Hammerspace', the wellspring of all physics-defying storage space. |3 *Sighs* Don't say Simulacrum. Nice theory! =3 But i meant my other gun... Hyuck hyuck :> Question 3: Dude, be gone your breath is too strong! The moment you'll walk into a girl she's done! Wait! Come back! You'll need a tic tac! Not the tic and not the tac, Just take the whole damn pack *Hands over the whole damn pack* I don't want to be mean, Although you need more listerine! Poetry?! Hmph. Er. Hm. I don't need such things! I brush my teeth obsessive- Oh, my rhythm's off... DAMNIT I CAN'T EVEN HAIKU That's rapping. You must learn something called "Culture" to pass for the new era. Question 4: I noticed your shacksona showing some tones that indicate hate towards you. Since your the creator of that character, can't you just goddamn change it to not hate you? =3 Culture?! Urusai na! *pouts and stamps* Modern culture is boring and grungy and mainstream! >__<;; *ahem* Anyways, Timothy's not... really my 'shacksona'. Cast your mind back a year or more ago and you'll see that Timothy is in fact an existence hovering between a conscience and a disassociated personality. In fact, I'm certain that this whole 'shacksona' business mutated off of my interactions with him. BUNCHA COPYCATS. But in any case, you strike a valid point; why not simply make him a willing slave to my every whim? The answer to that is, it's more fun to have things this way. |3 The art of the Funny Guy / Straight Guy comedy routine lies in the conflicting personalities of the duo in question. And besides, as much as I like to torment Tim, and as much as he likes to scold me over my frequent bouts of foolishness, we really are good friends who look out for each other. And then I write stories about his life being as unpeaceful as possible. Fun times~. Oh whoops sorry, i thought you were Star for a second. 8D (OOC: I really thought that) Question 5: *Looks at his cup of coffee* ...what's in this drink anyway? *stares at the cup of coffee* Unyuu~, it's coffee, tora. But specifically, coffee contains CAFFEINE, the Fate-rending ichor of gods, the radioactive mineral that provides endless energy FOREVER! Or something like that. Other than that, I don't really know what else goes in coffee aside from milk and sugar. Um. Preservatives, tora? ^_^;; Convenient fact, i had a dream about tasting coffee. My dream reaction was the same movement i do to spit out toothpaste. Question 6: ENJOYING THE RIDE, TUC? That all depends on what's being ridden, doesn't it? >:3 After all, I refuse to ride anything slow or with poor manouverability, since my ability to steer is awful. That just proves no one cares about my signature *writes a goodbye thread and jumps of a building into a train which ventures into hell right into a sharp spike area which bounces them off back to earth eventually driving into thousands of cars and stopping the mayhem* *then he respawns* Question 7: What is the meaning of life? The meaning of life, eh...? |3 Alrighty, let me tell you! *thrusts a finger skywards* Life ain't about material gain; it's about spirit! It's about making the most of what you've got and smashing through every obstacle life throws at you with meagre resources! It's about 'grotesque tactics' in chess games, conquering overwhelming forces with a handful of pawns and a single rook! It's about taking longshot gambles and not taking 'no' for an answer when probability throws that gamble back in your face! In short, the meaning of life is all about pouring your heart and soul, your love, your fury and all of your sorrow into being the best person you can be, making the best changes you can make to this corrupt world, and then passing on your legacy to the next generation so that they can be twice as hot-blooded and dedicated to justice as you were! THAT'S THE POWER OF DETERMINATION, TORA! *burning with a fierce aura, a roaring flame in his eyes* You know, you could just say "Prismatology". Your response pretty much sums that up. Question 8: Donut in the minute? |< That doesn't even make sense! But, if donuts are on offer, then I'll certainly have one. |3 I know it doesn't make sense! I said it like, 7 times already! No one gets it and i'm mad about it! ;_; Question 9: What is the last question? The last question? Unyuu~... This reality-warping tiger is a lot of things, but a mind-reader or clairvoyant he is not, tora... Not like that's stopped me from pulling surprise talents out of nowhere before, but future-sight is always so boring, don't you think? I don't know. It gives all the cool opportunities to screw up the upcoming future. *sam & max hint hint* Question 10: Hey TUC, can i shoot you? Oh and while i'm at it, what it feels like to be the..governor? Admin? Whatever. |< No you may not shoot me! I am Tora Unlimited Crusader, reality warping youkai and mad engineering genius, not a squeaky duck in a shooting gallery, tora! *rawr* As for what it's like being a Governor, well, I won't say it's hard work, but I won't say it's easy either. You're responsible for two things; making sure everyone's happy, and keeping the peace, which by extension makes everyone happy. Friend to all and agent of justice, or something like that. Or maybe I read the job description wrong. ^_^;; But heck, I've been acting as a cross between counsellor, mediator, guardsman and bro for one or two years now and I've kept my job this far, so I've gotta be doing something right. |3 Yeah, your that yet you got stuffed in a bag with almost no way to breath by a 13-year old kid plus you got burned. Real reality warping youkai and mad engineering genius indeed. I've been wishing to someday become a moderator not when i make my forum, when i am on someone's forum. But then again i don't think i fit for that yet. =( *Missing the point* Well hey, we finished it! Give your closing comments. What ho and all that so we can finish this goddamn thing. "Yeah, your that yet you got stuffed in a bag with almost no way to breath by a 13-year old kid plus you got burned. Real reality warping youkai and mad engineering genius indeed." O__O;; G-giku! E-eh... Well... Arara... *twiddles fingers* Unyuu~... V__V;; For my closing statement, I'd like to say... *thrusts his arm forward dramatically again* ... ... ... O___O;; Giku! I didn't plan a closing statement! Eh... Ah... *pats his pockets desperately* Hot-blooded speeches, hot-blooded speeches... V__V;; Unyuu~, I ran out... After pwning TUC i rode my trollin' train back to Poland. It's the trooolllin' traaain~ =D |
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| Ludichaos | Oct 30 2011, 03:39 AM Post #9 |
[Outrealm Vagabond]
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^ That was awesome. Bravo, bravo! xD Anyway, since you interviewed him you might as well interview the only other active member of the Legendary Australian Trio right now. I, Chaos, Legendary Australian and Muffin Man, offer myself to be interviewed! ... I mean... if you want and all. I'm not all that fussed if you don't. |3; |
| 【One third of Sonic Blast's Legendary Australian Trio. The last remaining member 】 | |
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| Clementine | Oct 30 2011, 03:53 AM Post #10 |
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Whoa! I deleted my first interview! ;_; You need to wait Chaos, i need to upload it back. |
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| ShenziSixaxis | Oct 30 2011, 03:56 AM Post #11 |
The Shenz Mastur Can Has Derp
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Ah, what the hell, I'll bite. *chomps down on hooked worm* |
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| Clementine | Oct 30 2011, 04:00 AM Post #12 |
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Okay, done. I don't know what the hell happened, but here's the interview with Pedruben again. Max: Greetings everyone and welcome to the Sonic Blast Interview Studio. Please excuse the delay, i needed some time to be traumatized by unspeakable game glitches i just experienced in the Rocky PS2 game. *Chuckles* They are already present in YouTube videos so if your life is happy enough, go ahead and watch it. Cutting the off-topic, today's guest is i the man of i-don't-know-who-the-hell-i'm-talking-to-so-give-me-some-slack. He's the person of normality, claims to be science ...SCIENCE SCIIIIIIIEEEEENCEMAAAAAAAAN Or Pedruben. Or Ben. Whichever works. Take a seat on the floor. Or borrow the saw chairs, whichever works for you. The power of science will probably make them comfy.Introduce yourself to the 3-4 of the audience that is here today! 8D PT: HI EVERYONE!!! What can I say about myself? I'm 16, from the small country of Portugal, and I'm almost finishing my first fanfiction with a lot oa time-travel. I like science and specially paradox's. And call me PT, not Ben. :V Time travel?! Pfft haha boy, that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard! Who likes time travel?! I mean sheesh, you've got no originality at all! =3 *Whispers* Send me that fan fiction when it's up. Question 1: What is science...? o-o I'll post the story here when I'm done. Science is the sum of all human knowledge. From the discovery of fire, to the creation of Dolly, to finding out what happens when you mix cola and mentos. I once dropped mentos into a cola. It made it's way to the sun. It was awesome. Expect when it came back onto my head one second later =( How so fast? WITH SCIENCE *DUN-DUUUN* Question 1: fckin internet how does it work MAGIC. I'm kidding. Actually its an underground network of mouses with sonic shoes. They get into your computer, see you typing and move the mouse and communicate this information to there base. So when you press something on the internet, its because a mouse told them to change the page not the mouse. P.S. There's a mouse inside your mouse. Really? You mean my there's a mouse inside my laptop where there's the motion sensor thing to control the mouse? Then again SCIENCE Question 3: fckin mouse how does it work *Dark Vader voice* I found your lack of question about me ... disturbing. Like any other living organism. He eats and turns the food into fat for energy, and proteins and vitamins to keep himself health. He also runs a lot to keep his legs strong. *Max voice* You expected questions about you?! Puh-lease! I've met a rat once. His name was John. He asked me to get into the van. Seemed pretty legit. Question 4: Pedroben, what are you *Cheesy close-up* Doing now... Nothing, and everything. Its a very difficult task that makes you divide all your power in several forms to be able to fulfil this social contract we all have. I call it multitasking. *Pauses and stares silently at pedoben. Then he gets up and goes offscreen knocking stuff near his chair. He comes back with a button, sits on the chair and presses the button. Canned Laughters plays* I'm sorry for the wait, but this button is special security just to mock your puns. Question 5: Let's say you venture into my mind. What do you see? Its A Worldwide Punomenon Inside your head. The burger king and over used memes, for some reason.And this song on the background. Burger King? Correct. Overused memes? NEVER. =( I use obscure references no one hears about. *plays sinistar* The music that plays in my head is "The Silence of the Mind". It's pretty catchy. Question 6: Where can i find this... Well this specific one, I'm not sure,but you can buy vinegar at the store. You can't buy vinegar, you must make it yourself! D: I'm soon gonna make a new brand of wine, spending decades to see an corkless wine bottle decaying into vinegar. And i will poison the living hell out of everybody. Yeeesssss that's the most evil-like plan i can imagine! Ha! Ha! Ha! *Montone* ha. ha. haha. evil laugh. Question 7: Why seven? Because I got back in time and decided that 7 was after 6 and before 8. Why? Because 7 is amazing. Why? Because I said so and so the seven was born. I sense Temporal Catastrophic Paradox implications in your sentence. Then again, 7 is awesome indeed. It's a shame it just ripped a hole trough the fabric of time and space descents. *Got kicked by someone* oh dear it appears my testicles have shattered. it's a wonder how i always stay so calm. Question 8: *Interrogation mood* ALRIGHT PENNYBEN WHERE'S THE MONEY *Flashes a flashlight into your eyes* In a stable time loop. Meaning that any attempt to recover it will create a paradox and make the word explode. But then the world will be recreated! =3......i feel an odd sense of deja vu. Question 9: How can we get ye flask, partner? By exploring several time based glitches. How? Its easy, since life is just a cheesy remake of sims 3. Any time traveler can do it. You do need a certificate to be a time traveler. I like how you talk about time travel so much, reminds me when i was a tyke just like you. Few months earlier. =3 Question 10!: Pedruben, since you destroyed most of the fabrics of the time, i am feeling rather generous to ask you a simple question for all of us, for the country. Give us an sneak peak on your fan fiction! Ok. Technically, is not a fanfiction, because it isn't base on any show or anything. Its in a universe where Mana was created from an experiment in the LHC, and monsters, gods and several new species where created by interacting with Mana. 2000 years after the experience the story begins in a remote large island. (I may expand to the owl world, but for now). The story I'm writing is one of the many events that happen in that universe. Like a series of small stories that connect in the end, or not. Like the Zelda timeline. This one in particular is the first and tells almost nothing about the vast island, just for practice. Its about the star of the show, Jake Hannibal (my first Fancharacter) exploring an ancient temple dedicated to a time goddess. Its a story of action, time travel, paradox and a curse. Also the best safe in the world if the object you're protecting is immortal. Well that sounds like three and a half cents, of work my good man! It still sucks *Whispers* But no really send me that when your done it is awesome-lookin'. Phew! After a wholesome day, we've finished our interview by the sunset. *A spring pops out under Penaltyben's butt ready to blast him back to his home* Before we'll use the most exciting way to get you back home while a sad yet awesome music plays, you can go ahead and give thanks or shout-outs or whatever. Closing comments. Well I would like to thank my friends, family fans. AND ALSO PLAY THIS MUSIC INSTEAD!!! *ding* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW2MqDvfaz8&feature=player_embedded Alright, let's hope such deleted shit won't happen again. |
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| Ludichaos | Oct 30 2011, 04:05 AM Post #13 |
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Oh, I didn't mean actually right now, I meant that apart from Crusader I'm currently the only active member of the L.A.T. The third has been missing for a while now. That was just bad wording on my part. ^^; You get around to me whenever you get around to me. There are other folks who are higher on the list anyway. |P |
| 【One third of Sonic Blast's Legendary Australian Trio. The last remaining member 】 | |
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| Clementine | Oct 30 2011, 04:07 AM Post #14 |
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I don't have problems interviewing 6 users or more at a time. 8D |
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| Pedruben | Oct 30 2011, 04:33 AM Post #15 |
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Currently attempting to return.
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Fine I'll leave, BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR THE LAST OF ME. /Shot/ TUC interview was really funny, I can't wait for the rest. |
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