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Hammerstuck; >Warhammer 40K meets Homestuck
Topic Started: Jul 19 2011, 04:56 AM (952 Views)
Virgil
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What happens when you stick the setting of Warhammer 40K with the feel of Homestuck? You get this! Hammerstuck, the horrible love child of WH40K and Homestuck. I am trying to keep this as close to the Homestuck feel as possible, yet keep some originality in there.

Warhammer 40,000 and all related material belong to the Games Workshop; Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie; Any other related material belong to their original owners.

A Space Marine from the Blood Ravens chapter is standing in his chamber, he stands at a towering nine feet. You wonder how this tall figure manages to fit in this room, let alone try to fit through your door. Why would he even try to go through your door to begin with? This mighty Adeptus Astartes is waiting eagerly to have a name to assigned to him while you we're reading this entire small paragraph.

So, what shall be his name?

>Eagle Chrome-dome

NICE TRY, WISE GUY. If you could see behind the eagle-headed helmet of this Space Marine, he would obviously be displeased with your choice of names.

> Try Again.

>Tremes Magnus

Your name is Magnus, you are a Blood Raven captain that has been serving the Imperium of Man for who knows how long. Rumors between your battle-brothers speculate you served alongside the Emperor himself during the Horus Heresy about ten millennia ago. If this is true, you are obviously incredibly old. But you quickly dismiss this and continue with your duties in your chamber.

But you wonder why you were in you chamber to begin with, why were you in your chamber again? How could you FORGET what you were GOING to do? It seems unreasonable for a Space Marine like you to forget what it was you were about to do.

> Try to remember why you were in your chamber again.

You attempt to remember why you even BOTHERED to come into personal quarters, and then suddenly it dawns on you. You came in here to configure your weapons... how could you forget such an important task. Maybe the rumor about your age is true and you are getting too old for this. Regardless, you approach your tool-bench and begin working.

> Open Captchalogue Deck and acquire your Bolter.

You open your Captchalogue Deck to acquire your Bolter. You wonder what the warp is a Captchalogue deck anyway, let alone why you have one in the first place. Continuing on with your duties, you carefully reach your Bolter out of one these 'cards' and set it down on the table in-front of you.

Before you begin working, a beeping noise comes from the helmet you are wearing. It is from Imperialchump, a strictly Imperium interstellar chat program installed into the helmet's of every Space Marine in the Imperium of Man. By reading your thought patterns, the helmet cursor selects the flashing icon on your visor which opens up the chat box.

You are being messaged by your fellow battle-brother, Kharas. You open the chat window to find out what your battle-bro wants with your attention.


Show Imperial Log


Finally, you are free of that conversation. You've always HATED training the recruits. You believe those damn youngsters should get off your back an- Wow, you really are old to be thinking like this. This isn't the way for a Space Marine to being thinking, especially not that of a Captain! Are the Forces of Chaos finally ensnaring you in their grasp?! No, you say! You must remain zealous to the Imperium of Man!

Now, what were you going to do again with your Bolter?

> Captchalogue the 'bolter' in to your strife deck.
Edited by Virgil, Jul 20 2011, 04:36 PM.
"If I were to give a piece of advice to anyone, it's to always follow your passion...
unless your passion is crappy, then consider aiming your passion a little higher."

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Amarok
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*Suggestion, from one of my characters.

Neo: Captchalogue the bolter in to the strife deck. You can probably use it with the recruits, give them a taste of the real world.
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>Twirl your BOLTER around a finger like Humans over 38,000 years ago did.
Because none of us... ...Are as cruel as all of us.




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> Twirl your bolter around your finger like the old human films millenniums ago.

You dismiss such a silly notion for a couple of reasons. First and foremost is you aren't THAT old-school to be twirling your gun around. Secondly, you aren't in the proper situation to do so even if you wanted to. You decide to save this idea for a later time. Maybe when you fighting heretics or training the recruits perhaps.

> Captchalogue the 'bolter' in to your strife deck.

You attempt to Captchalogue the bolter into your strife deck, whatever the warp that is suppose to mean anyway. But you seem to be lacking a proper strife card of any sort. There must be one hidden somewhere in your chamber. In the Emperor's name you will find that bloody card! For whatever reason you can come up with for it to be so important to demand your immediate attention.

> Check underneath the table.

You lean downward to explore the underneath of your workbench table, and proclaim Dear Emperor! Your eyes behold a foul and horrific sight, the sight of idleness! You haven't interacted with the confines of your workbench in decades! What HAVE you been doing for so long to ignore your bench for so long. You quickly move everything around and clean the dust from underneath your desk. As you are well aware, heresy grows from idleness. If it had been idle any longer, your table might as well become a portal for cursed daemonspawn... After you finish cleaning up the lower areas of your bench you discover some weird blank card hiding in one of the boxes. You believe this is the Strife card you were searching for and proceed to captchalogue it.

> Reattempt to Captchalogue the bolter in to your deck.

You get back up from off the ground, hoping you never have to deal with such heresy again. You continue on with what you planned to do and Captchalogue your bolter into your nearly empty deck. You wonder once more where you got this weird deck thing from anyway.

> Allocate Bolter to Strife Specibus.

You check the back of this weird card and find a long list of types to your choosing. You browse through finding some types that may interest you like 'Hammerkind', 'Chainkind', 'Swordkind', and so on. And several weird ones that stick out like 'PizzactrlKind', 'Hairdrykind', or 'Spoonkind'. You now wonder what crazy fool wrote this list thing. Anyway, you look around and find 'Riflekind' on the list. You move your finger towards it and select it. After all, you are using a Bolter 'RIFLE' after all. Not a Bolt Pistol.

Your Strife Specibus has been allocated with the RIFLEKIND ABSTRATUS upon selecting it. Almost instanteously after you selected it, your bolter moves from your Captchalogue Deck and into your Strife Deck. You are still confused by what this is suppose to mean, maybe in the sometime in the future you will find out what to do with this.

> Leave your chamber and train the recruits.
Edited by Virgil, Jul 20 2011, 04:37 PM.
"If I were to give a piece of advice to anyone, it's to always follow your passion...
unless your passion is crappy, then consider aiming your passion a little higher."

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Zephyr: Go ahead and train the recruits, but don't make it easy. It's not kindergarten.
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> Leave your chamber and train the recruits.

Do you really want to leave your quarters and train the recruits? You've always hated training the new recruits, you were never really much of a scholar or a teacher for that matter. But it's your job to both the Emperor and the Chapter. To decline from your duties is heresy, and you've always hated heresy too. You are conflicted, but you decide to deal with a few troublesome youngsters.

> Leave your chamber already.

Alright, alright. You are leaving. You open the door to your chamber afterwords. You prepare yourself for the lessons your about to teach to a new generation of Blood Ravens, but you are clueless on what to teach them. What do you plan to do?

> What shall you teach the recruits? (SUGGEST)
"If I were to give a piece of advice to anyone, it's to always follow your passion...
unless your passion is crappy, then consider aiming your passion a little higher."

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Zephyr: Teach them how not to die. And be creative.
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> Teach the recruits various ways of survival on the battlefield, while in a particularly creative fashion.

Now, this is something your good at. Creativity! Unlike the new generations of Space Marines who lost their strive for creativity. You have always been fond of the arts and music, maybe you are as old as they say you are. You begin thinking of ways you could train the recruits.

======>

A mysterious light-bulb appears over your head as soon as you figure out how exactly you are going to show your recruits how to survive in a particularly dangerous situation. You wonder where the light-bulb came from now, but you ignore it.

> Ready yourself.

No need to ready yourself. You are already prepared, and now you move along to the training room to meet with the Blood Raven recruits.



==>

A young woman sits in a small bone-like ship, she appears to have elven features, particularly the long point ears. This woman in question happens to a Farseer, a high-ranking member of the Eldar. The Farseer appears to be meditating to herself as she travels through the dark void of Space. Her name is...

Drat, what IS her name anyway?


> Enter name

>Séreméla Fëfalas

Your name is Farseer Séreméla Fëfalas. But for the sake of having to write her name down in the future, it is simply Seremela. You've been traveling through space for over a hundred years for some reason. But your attention isn't focused on the world around you right now. Your mind is focused on future possibilities, for you are a Farseer. You are known for your incredibly powerful psychic potential amongst the remains of slowly dying Eldar. You continue to meditate upon future events.

======>

You foresee one of many possible futures, a powerful daemon rising to power amongst the Forces of Chaos. But you cannot foresee who this great Daemon will be, but you can tell something dreaded is about to happen, you cannot see any further into the future due to some sort of interference. As if something is hampering your powerful omniscent. You leave your state of meditation and rise off the ground of your chamber eligently and proceed with various tasks at hand. But for some odd reason, you can't seem to remember what they are off the top of your head.

> Discuss your vision with another Seer.
Edited by Virgil, Aug 7 2011, 04:45 PM.
"If I were to give a piece of advice to anyone, it's to always follow your passion...
unless your passion is crappy, then consider aiming your passion a little higher."

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This is interesting, but..... I'm oh so confused. What exactly is homestuck? I'd like to understand. (suggestion for task; to check on equipment to make sure everything is functioning perfectly and/or accounted for)
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Jul 20 2011, 06:23 PM
This is interesting, but..... I'm oh so confused. What exactly is homestuck? I'd like to understand. (suggestion for task; to check on equipment to make sure everything is functioning perfectly and/or accounted for)
Homestuck is something that's hard to explain without spoiling it for you. Instead... maybe you should actually read it yourself. It starts slow, but after awhile it starts really getting good.

You can read it here.
"If I were to give a piece of advice to anyone, it's to always follow your passion...
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I got a ways into it (i think) but was bumped off before I finished. It helped explain the writing style though, I appreciate it.
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Oh, fine, if no one else is going to...

>Tell some random- preferably important- Eldar about your vision.

And for the record, needs more Chaos.
 
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Jul 21 2011, 02:32 PM
Oh, fine, if no one else is going to...

>Tell some random- preferably important- Eldar about your vision.

And for the record, needs more Chaos.
It might be a little spoilerific but I do plan on introducing the forces of Chaos shortly after I finish the introduction of our Farseer.

Also, suggestion noted. Dev.
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unless your passion is crappy, then consider aiming your passion a little higher."

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>Discuss your vision with another Seer.

What are you thinking? You are the only kind of Seer on this vessel.

>Go discuss your vision with another important Eldar then.

You decide to discuss your vision with the Captain of this Wraithbone vessel... You always wondered why they used a human term to describe the commanders of these starships. You dismiss this brief and rather pointless thought from your mind and leave your quarters to discuss this with the 'captain' of your vessel.

Upon leaving your meditation chamber, you are conveniently greeted by the Captain. The person whom you were exactly looking for. You discuss your vision with the Captain of this vessel. Since he is the only other high-ranking Eldar on this small transport vessel.



>Enter Name

You don't have time for this shit. So you just automatically input your real name in.

>Araghast von Lestourgeon

You are Araghast von Lestourgeon better known as Araghast the Pillager. One of the most powerful Chaos Overlords in the galaxy, You have returned from your campaign in Aurelia, which was a total disaster. You only managed to make it out alive because you made a deal with a daemon long ago. Otherwise, you have would be forever buried under the snow of the planet Aurelia... You would have nearly succeeded in your campaign to if it wasn't for the sudden betrayal that you should have seen coming from your second-in-command, Eliphas.

You have recently been reborn, but are too weak to begin your conquest anew right now. So you begin to scheme not for conquest in the name of the Dark Gods, but rather... you begin to scheme for revenge against your treacherous suboridinate. But what it is that you plan on doing to Eliphas once you reach him.


>What shall Araghast plan to do to Eliphas? (SUGGEST)
Edited by Virgil, Aug 7 2011, 04:47 PM.
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unless your passion is crappy, then consider aiming your passion a little higher."

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