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Chuck Norris...; ...nuff' said.
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BlooCharmander	Feb 20 2011, 03:57 PM Post #1
Hydrocity Act 1 Posts: 75 Group: C Rank Adventurer Member #11,859 Joined: February 20, 2011	Post Chuck Norris facts here. Example~ Every night, before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
	Check out my DeviantART page! BlooCharmander on DeviantART My Black Team My Pokemon Black team. I haven't beaten it yet, but I'm quite content with my team and probably won't change it. From left to right: Ignitus (Lvl 39) Leo (Lvl 31) Lillil (Lvl 25) Daffy (Lvl 25) Rex (Lvl 25) Marley (Lvl 27) Ignitus is like mah homie because he knows Heat Crash (Does more damage depending on how heavy he is compared to his opponent. Very helpful in battle with Pokemon who don't weigh much or don't weigh anything.)


Lord Bowie	Feb 20 2011, 04:00 PM Post #2
What is the difference between a duck? Posts: 4,799 Group: Former Monarchs Member #7,312 Joined: April 10, 2008 Playstation Network ID: Allbowdown Xbox Live Gamertag: allbowdown	His ear bit Mike Tyson.
	Saff Profile // Kam Profile // Sadistic Profile Stop by my art thread ----------------------------------------------- SUPER DA PAGE WARNING: Above Post May Contain Sarcastic/Harsh/Stupid/Offensive/Idiotic/Blasphemous Content. Deal With It. ______________ What's the difference between a champion and a challenger.. a challenger is trying to become, a champion became.


Jenna Jay	Feb 20 2011, 04:03 PM Post #3
Stealing Talents! Posts: 1,123 Group: A Rank Hero Member #10,323 Joined: September 5, 2009 Gender: Female Game Currently Playing: Shovel Knight	Chuck Norris created the original Falcon Punch.



BlooCharmander	Feb 20 2011, 04:03 PM Post #4
Hydrocity Act 1 Posts: 75 Group: C Rank Adventurer Member #11,859 Joined: February 20, 2011	Shooting stars are really people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked into space.
	Check out my DeviantART page! BlooCharmander on DeviantART My Black Team My Pokemon Black team. I haven't beaten it yet, but I'm quite content with my team and probably won't change it. From left to right: Ignitus (Lvl 39) Leo (Lvl 31) Lillil (Lvl 25) Daffy (Lvl 25) Rex (Lvl 25) Marley (Lvl 27) Ignitus is like mah homie because he knows Heat Crash (Does more damage depending on how heavy he is compared to his opponent. Very helpful in battle with Pokemon who don't weigh much or don't weigh anything.)


Dark-kaster	Feb 20 2011, 04:04 PM Post #5
Start Menu Posts: 3 Group: E Rank Adventurer Member #11,860 Joined: February 20, 2011	← Chuck imposter. Chuck norris can lock you in a motorcycle



BlooCharmander	Feb 20 2011, 04:09 PM Post #6
Hydrocity Act 1 Posts: 75 Group: C Rank Adventurer Member #11,859 Joined: February 20, 2011	There is no need for a SWAT team anymore; Just Chuck Norris with a BB gun.
	Check out my DeviantART page! BlooCharmander on DeviantART My Black Team My Pokemon Black team. I haven't beaten it yet, but I'm quite content with my team and probably won't change it. From left to right: Ignitus (Lvl 39) Leo (Lvl 31) Lillil (Lvl 25) Daffy (Lvl 25) Rex (Lvl 25) Marley (Lvl 27) Ignitus is like mah homie because he knows Heat Crash (Does more damage depending on how heavy he is compared to his opponent. Very helpful in battle with Pokemon who don't weigh much or don't weigh anything.)


Lord Bowie	Feb 20 2011, 04:09 PM Post #7
What is the difference between a duck? Posts: 4,799 Group: Former Monarchs Member #7,312 Joined: April 10, 2008 Playstation Network ID: Allbowdown Xbox Live Gamertag: allbowdown	A meteor didn't make the dinosaurs go extinct.. it wasn't a volcano or frost either.. ChuckNorrisaurus made the dinosaurs go extinct.
	Saff Profile // Kam Profile // Sadistic Profile Stop by my art thread ----------------------------------------------- SUPER DA PAGE WARNING: Above Post May Contain Sarcastic/Harsh/Stupid/Offensive/Idiotic/Blasphemous Content. Deal With It. ______________ What's the difference between a champion and a challenger.. a challenger is trying to become, a champion became.


Dark-kaster	Feb 20 2011, 04:11 PM Post #8
Start Menu Posts: 3 Group: E Rank Adventurer Member #11,860 Joined: February 20, 2011	Cuck norris can breath gasoline fart liquid oxygeon



BlooCharmander	Feb 20 2011, 04:13 PM Post #9
Hydrocity Act 1 Posts: 75 Group: C Rank Adventurer Member #11,859 Joined: February 20, 2011	Tough men eat nails. If so, then Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
	Check out my DeviantART page! BlooCharmander on DeviantART My Black Team My Pokemon Black team. I haven't beaten it yet, but I'm quite content with my team and probably won't change it. From left to right: Ignitus (Lvl 39) Leo (Lvl 31) Lillil (Lvl 25) Daffy (Lvl 25) Rex (Lvl 25) Marley (Lvl 27) Ignitus is like mah homie because he knows Heat Crash (Does more damage depending on how heavy he is compared to his opponent. Very helpful in battle with Pokemon who don't weigh much or don't weigh anything.)


Dark-kaster	Feb 20 2011, 04:16 PM Post #10
Start Menu Posts: 3 Group: E Rank Adventurer Member #11,860 Joined: February 20, 2011	Chuck norris can run faster than tails' mouth



Gallant Vision	Feb 21 2011, 09:49 AM Post #11
Sky Sanctuary Zone Posts: 6,835 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,330 Joined: September 4, 2008	Everytime Chuck Norris breathes, an angel gets its wings.
	I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask. Deep stuff below: Spoiler: click to toggle The world. Filled with millions of differences. But despite the fact, we all are brothers and sisters, Inhabiting and living under the same sky. But despite this, we war and kill our siblings over trivial things, Staining the earth on which we all walk, With the blood of our brothers, With the blood of our sisters. The sky under which we go through our lives weeps, For the clouds surely know of the atrocities we commit. We slay, maim, gouge, and destroy our siblings, In the name of things which ought not be fought for. Approach a member of the family not, With the tainted lash of hatred, But with the pure flower of love. ======================================= The sword. A weapon who's blade is stained red With the blood of its countless victims. Were it alive, what would such a being feel? Would it live only to fight, And fight only to live? Would it be controlled By those with the skill to do so? I believe that it would cry For each person it has ever brought harm to, Its tears as red as the blood it has spilled.


Chompman	Feb 28 2011, 05:07 PM Post #12
The Jaw-ggernaught of Justice. Posts: 8,749 Group: A Rank Legend Member #11,663 Joined: December 16, 2010 Gender: Male Country: United States of America 3DS Friend Code: 5138-3458-7044 Nintendo ID: Ajkunai1991	Real fact: Chuck norris was the original thought for Street fighter, but was rejected because every button was mapped to his roundhouse kick. When he was asked about this "glitch," Chuck replied... "it's not a glitch." Also Chuck norris can race through super mario bros. in 0.01 seconds.
	The Dark Jaws of Justice. My bark is as equally deadly as my bite. I'm CHOMPMAN! Everything you need to know about me....right in here!!! My Art Gallery, MoMK!! Visit it today!!! my own forum. Drop by and visit, will ya? Team Kunai (AKA My Close Friends!!) Zell (BANNED...RIP YA TROLL YOU!!!) FiniteZero/Batman (Always changing his set, that one!!) SegaLove (MIA-Please come back!!!) Pianta Swolverine T.M.T.I.X. (The Miracle That Is Xion) Josh The hedgehog Extra Speed Wanna be a part of TEAM KUNAI? Let me know!!! TEAM KUNAI RP's Aaron and Gena series Party Rock!! (Completed) The Quills of Dominion (In Progress/ON HIATUS, WILL RELOCATE) One Kunai in a Million (completed)


Gallant Vision	Mar 3 2011, 03:44 PM Post #13
Sky Sanctuary Zone Posts: 6,835 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,330 Joined: September 4, 2008	In SSBB, they were originally going to have Chuck Norris come out of Samus' Power Suit, but it broke each time he hit the opponent. (I know, lame joke is lame.)
	I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask. Deep stuff below: Spoiler: click to toggle The world. Filled with millions of differences. But despite the fact, we all are brothers and sisters, Inhabiting and living under the same sky. But despite this, we war and kill our siblings over trivial things, Staining the earth on which we all walk, With the blood of our brothers, With the blood of our sisters. The sky under which we go through our lives weeps, For the clouds surely know of the atrocities we commit. We slay, maim, gouge, and destroy our siblings, In the name of things which ought not be fought for. Approach a member of the family not, With the tainted lash of hatred, But with the pure flower of love. ======================================= The sword. A weapon who's blade is stained red With the blood of its countless victims. Were it alive, what would such a being feel? Would it live only to fight, And fight only to live? Would it be controlled By those with the skill to do so? I believe that it would cry For each person it has ever brought harm to, Its tears as red as the blood it has spilled.


True Lycalo	Mar 4 2011, 02:11 PM Post #14
The truest of Lycalos Posts: 1,101 Group: A Rank Hero Member #10,675 Joined: January 10, 2010 Gender: Male Country: United States of America Xbox Live Gamertag: Inferno Arctic 3DS Friend Code: 5043-2916-6185 Game Currently Playing: Pokemon Y	Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the John F. Kennedy assassination. He appeared in front of J.F.K right as the assassins fired their guns. Chuck Norris deflected the bullets with his beard, but J.F.K's head still exploded in amazement.
	The truest of Lycalos My characters Terrador/ Twilight/ Graviton/ Fotiagos/ Tharros My fafiction The Silent Voyager


Gallant Vision	Mar 4 2011, 02:41 PM Post #15
Sky Sanctuary Zone Posts: 6,835 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,330 Joined: September 4, 2008	They never put the real Chuck Norris in a fighting game because if Chuck vs. Chuck happened, the world would come to its end.
	I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask. Deep stuff below: Spoiler: click to toggle The world. Filled with millions of differences. But despite the fact, we all are brothers and sisters, Inhabiting and living under the same sky. But despite this, we war and kill our siblings over trivial things, Staining the earth on which we all walk, With the blood of our brothers, With the blood of our sisters. The sky under which we go through our lives weeps, For the clouds surely know of the atrocities we commit. We slay, maim, gouge, and destroy our siblings, In the name of things which ought not be fought for. Approach a member of the family not, With the tainted lash of hatred, But with the pure flower of love. ======================================= The sword. A weapon who's blade is stained red With the blood of its countless victims. Were it alive, what would such a being feel? Would it live only to fight, And fight only to live? Would it be controlled By those with the skill to do so? I believe that it would cry For each person it has ever brought harm to, Its tears as red as the blood it has spilled.


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