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Smelly cat; Translated from another show
Topic Started: Dec 23 2010, 04:16 PM (196 Views)
Pedruben
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I need to train my English and I decided to translate some jokes from a show called "Gato fedorento", Smelly cat. Its like Monty Payton. A comedy show that shows jokes in short movies.

Talk between old man's


Old man 1: Never see Jonh again, do you think he die?

Old man 2: I don't know, were is it park? If you put it in front of the school is prohibited.

Old man 1: I also hope he didn't die. He still own me 20 dollars he use to visit the "girls".

Old man 2: Yes I remember that, before it wasn't but now it's prohibited, and they tow.

Old man 1: Do you think so? I think its funny, own money to visit the "girls".

Old man 2: And not only that, if thew tow is a bummer. You have to go to the police park to fill
the paper work, to get it back

Old man 1: And Jonh had a car just like mine.

Old man 2: Wasn't Jonh that had a car like yours?

Old man 1: Talking about that, do you think my car is badly parked?

Old man 2: Yes he had a car just like yours, I'm seeing it now. Wasn't Jonh that own you 20
dollars?

Old man 1: No, I don't think they tow here. I hope, they aren't very good at towing car.

Old man 2: Exacly, it was a dep he use on gambling and hookers. Those I pay right away.

Old man 1: And just to be sure I'm going to move my car to another place, don't you think?

Old man 2: I don't know if he die, I have been watching the obituary and I didn't notice anything.

Old man 1: Then I'm goig to park my car in another place.

Old man 2: If you're going to the bathroom you should move you're car.

Old man 1: You know maybe I'll go to the bathroom.

Old man 2: I can't believe you said that about my mother.

Old man 1: You're right its probably nothing.

Old man 2: You're the idiot.

*Old man 1 walks away*

The end~

I'm looking for people opinion and if its funny.
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Your English is definitely getting better, however I'm not sure I fully understand the joke. ^^;;
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