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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 5 2009, 07:51 PM (1,654 Views) | |
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Dec 5 2009, 07:51 PM Post #1 |
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"I, Koshi Rikudo, hereby give my permission to allow Blaire Fields, Miracle, and TUC to turn Excel Saga into a random, comedy RP-type thing. And, regardless of how the finished result turns out, I will not take such actions as complaining, protesting, filing charges, or anything of that nature." Okay folks, we're starting at the usual place-the ACROSS headquarters. You know the rules. 
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| Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader | Dec 5 2009, 08:32 PM Post #2 |
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(-And so do I?  Sorry, couldn't resist that joke.)A pale-violet cape whooshed in the darkness. The sound of glass shattering against ceramic tiles was followed by a low curse. "Where's the light switch?" someone muttered. Then... click! Light filled the massive chamber, revealing a rather over-dressed man standing on a dais, reaching behind a voluminous red curtain. "Ah, there we are," he said. Withdrawing his arm from the curtain, he strode around to the front of a large throne and cleared his throat. "Today's mission," he declared, "Will be-" He stopped, realising something was amiss. With a clap of his hands, music filled the silence. "Today's mission," he began again, "Will be-" Once again, his speech was interrupted. The music stopped abruptly as he realised he was speaking to an empty room. A slight look of disappointment crossed his face; that was odd... Edited by Tora Unlimited Crusader, Dec 5 2009, 08:50 PM.
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Dec 5 2009, 08:47 PM Post #3 |
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Using all the strength she could muster-which was barely any at all-Agent Hyatt walked into the room, and raised her hand, arm bent at the elbow. “Hail,” the fragile girl paused for a brief moment, a sudden bout of light-headedness overtaking her. However, through sheer willpower-or maybe just simple luck, who knows-Hyatt managed to keep herself steady. “Illapala-,” All at once, Hyatt felt that light-headed feeling from before return like an ill-favored relative at a reunion. Unable to hold anything back, the ACROSS Agent suddenly went into a fit of coughs, hacking up a small amount of blood in the process. To add to her ever growing list of quandaries, the girl’s legs suddenly buckled, as if she was a step ladder that had been kicked shut. With a groan, Hyatt fell to the ground, her left side hitting the terrazzo first. |
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| Lady Miracle | Dec 8 2009, 04:09 PM Post #4 |
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(Oh, cool. I'm Excel.  Though I'm not sure how good I can imitate her. XP)A young woman entered the room with a bounce on her step. With an upbeat behavior and upmost excitement, she stood by Agent Hyatt, raised her hand in salute and gave a huge smile. "Hail, Ilpalazzo-sama!" she yelled energetically. She began stomping eagerly and while she thrusted a fist into the air, she claimed, "I, Excel Excel, will do anything to help achieve ACROSS' main goal!" (Short post is short. XP Sawwy.) |
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| Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader | Dec 8 2009, 07:50 PM Post #5 |
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Ilpalazzo took a deep breath, then exhaled slowly. Either Excel was louder this morning, or his pills hadn't taken effect yet. He clapped his hands again and the music started once more. "Good morning both of you," he said, "As for today's mission, it is of the utmost importance to the success of our operation. I am sure both of you are aware that-" The lights in the room flickered ominously as he uttered, "THE WORLD IS CORRUPT," then resumed normal activity as he added, "But what is there for us to do to educate the ignorant masses of their folly?" His golden, cat-like eyes lingered on his agents expectantly, waiting for an answer. Naturally, he already knew at least one solution; otherwise there wouldn't be much of a 'today's mission'. However, leaving open-ended questions like this kept his troops sharp in mind... and reflexes too, if the oubliette had to come into play at all. |
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Dec 8 2009, 07:59 PM Post #6 |
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Weakly, Hyatt raised a hand, a thin thread of blood running from her lips. "I have a suggestion. Maybe, we could find a way to show them just what they have done. Unfortunatly," she let her hand fall. "I wouldn't know how." |
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| Lady Miracle | Dec 10 2009, 03:33 PM Post #7 |
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"I know the answer!" Excel blurted out, "We just have to... um... We have to... uh... Do the thing that... does... the thing... um... "We have to... to... It's on the tip of my tongue! Think, Excel, think. You cannot let down Lord Ilapalazzo. That thing... the thing we have to... What was that thing again?" As she kept her own rant going with her loud talking, she banged on her head a bit with her fist then made drill motions on the sides of her head with her index fingers, trying to remember something she didn't even know. |
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| Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader | Dec 10 2009, 07:50 PM Post #8 |
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"Hmph. Another unproductive statement, as usual," Ilpalazzo sighed, his gaze flickering upwards at the cord dangling from the ceiling, "In any case, Hyatt has come vaguely close to the matter. It seems that the ignorant masses cannot understand the wrongness in their crimes, hence the moniker 'ignorant' masses. Therefore, it is our duty to show them the error of their ways, by force if neccesary. And by that, I mean that it is your duty as agents of ACROSS to deliver an ultimatum to the city; they must repent their evil ways or else you will detonate an explosive in the heart of the shopping district, the source of their corruption. After all, money is the root of all sin, is it not?" |
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Dec 13 2009, 10:06 AM Post #9 |
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Hyatt forced a small smile as she lifted herself up into a standing position. Upon righting herself, however, the fragile ACROSS Agent swayed violently to the side-only by grabbing Excel’s arm did the woman save herself from falling to the ground with a heavy thud. “Thank you senior,” Hyatt muttered to the hyperactive agent, as she pulled herself back up. She then turned back to Ilpalazzo. “But Lord Ilpalazzo, don’t we need money ourselves? To buy resources, I mean?” |
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| Lady Miracle | Dec 14 2009, 09:55 AM Post #10 |
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"Yes, yes! Brilliant as always, Lord Ilpalazzo!" Excel blurted with her eyes sparkling in anime style. It was then that Hyatt hung onto her, following with that one query. Excel blew her top and began rampaging. "Hatchan! How dare you question the great Lord Ilpalazzo?!" she accused. |
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| Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader | Dec 14 2009, 06:24 PM Post #11 |
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"Headquarters sends us everything we need," Ilpalazzo stated in a monotone, eyes fixed on a point on the ceiling, "As for how they come across their resources... That is hardly any concern of yours." Following that obviously rehearsed question dodge, he clapped his hands again, prompting a wall to his left to slide open. A large cardboard box mounted on a skateboard rolled out into the room, stopping directly in front of Excel and Hyatt. The flimsy skateboard creaked ominously under the weight of the package. He waved at it lazily. "That is your equipment for this operation. Inside, you will find the explosives, a pair of megaphones and a collapsable killer robot. I expect this will be enough for a resourceful pair such as yourselves to accomplish the task. If you fail, I will be sorely disappointed." |
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Dec 14 2009, 07:02 PM Post #12 |
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Hatchan! How dare you question the great Lord Ilpalazzo?! Hyatt turned her head to look at Excel, who at the present moment was not too happy about that question. "I apologize senior. I've just been wondering about how we get our resources when Lord Ilpalazzo mentioned money being the root of all sin," the blue-haired woman replied, rubbing the skin behind her ear. "And Senior Excel, don't you think that you should put your head ba-" Her advice was stopped mid-sentence by the words of the ACROSS leader himself-Lord Ilpalazzo. Headquarters sends us everything we need. As for how they come across their resources... That is hardly any concern of yours. "That is no problem Lord Ilpalazzo. I understand completely," Hyatt told him, a small smile on her pale face. It was then a wall slid open almost akin to those sliding glass doors houses sometimes have. From out of the new hole, a skateboard rolled towards the two woman, a rather large cardboard box sitting on top of it. That is your equipment for this operation. Inside, you will find the explosives, a pair of megaphones and a collapsible killer robot. I expect this will be enough for a resourceful pair such as yourselves to accomplish the task. If you fail, I will be sorely disappointed. Her fingers shaking with weariness, Hyatt managed to force open the container. The items Ilpalazzo mentioned stared back at her and as she looked inside, she already had a question at the ready. "I believe we'll succeed this time. But one question. How does..." Suddenly, and without warning, she coughed, turning her head away just in time to avoid getting blood on the items in the box. "I apologize for that. Now, how does the robot work, may I ask. I don't want to go into the mission not knowing how to use it should the need arise." |
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| Lady Miracle | Dec 16 2009, 10:44 AM Post #13 |
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"You can count on me, Lord Ilpalazzo!" Excel exclaimed energetically, "For I, Excel Excel, will -to any and all extents- see to it that this plan works, thus bringing us closer to achieving ACROSS' goals!" Now, how does the robot work, may I ask. I don't want to go into the mission not knowing how to use it should the need arise. This time around, Excel remained silent and awaited her beloved's response to Hyatt's question. |
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| Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader | Dec 16 2009, 09:25 PM Post #14 |
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The force of Excel's exuberant exclamation caused the commander to lean back slightly. Sorely tempted to call down his rope, he clenched and unclenched his hands beneath his cape and nodded. "Your enthusiasm is, as always, commendable, if somewhat wasteful," he said as Hyatt started rummaging around in the box. She eventually inquired as to the operation of the robot, a question he was well-prepared to answer. "We got it from Ikea," Ilpalazzo responded, "It is flat-packed, of course, so all the pieces are... 'ready for easy assembly' apparently. The instruction book ought to be straightforward enough." He'd completely forgotten that, as with everything from Ikea, that the robot was probably missing one or two screws and the instruction book was probably in Swedish. A trivial matter, really, sort of, hopefully... |
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Dec 18 2009, 07:48 AM Post #15 |
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The instruction book ought to be straightforward enough. "I see," Hyatt replied, giving a little nod in Ilpalazzo's direction. "Well then, we shall be off." She forced a small smile. "That is, if it's not too much trouble." |
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