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Convert Young Ones!
Topic Started: Jul 30 2009, 09:26 AM (846 Views)
Venoma3d
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Welcome Children

I am here to convert you to our glorious religion Silverology.

This is a religion of peace and non-bullshit-ness. We believe we can all get along if we all believe in the God of the Sky Silverado. He's a all powerfull being and he watches over us from the skies using his magic wings of shar-doo.

We believe if we all follow the law and destroy all other religions we are going to create one big place of happyness and awesomeness.Anyone who tries to convert you from the great god of Sky Silverado piss on their head and run away from their blasphemy.

CONVERT NOW FOOLISH ONES!
And you shall be rewarded in the afterlife where a heavenly place exists where you will be granted your own planet and you shall become your own god.

Do it now children.
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Captain Olimar
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If denying your false god curses my sould then so be it! I shall not convert. This is a serious matter and you shouldn't even joke about believing a false idol! Why are you going through all this trouble just for a sin!?!

J-walking is cool, though.
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RabidChoco
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I really hope some idiot just jacked Venny's account and posted this. Because this isn't funny, even if it's supposed to be a joke.
Indeed, there is nothing more repulsive than these monsters that defy nature and are known by the name of witcher, as they are the offspring of foul sorcery and witchcraft. They are unscrupulous scoundrels without conscience and virtue, veritable creatures from hell capable only of taking lives. They have no place amongst decent and honest folk.
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Jul 30 2009, 05:16 PM
I really hope some idiot just jacked Venny's account and posted this. Because this isn't funny, even if it's supposed to be a joke.
Heavy downpours expected over this years Macy's Day Parade...
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Captain Olimar
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We are not raining on your parade! We are standing up against the lies that you believe in with the power of truth!
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Y-you too Leo? I trusted you, and this is how you repay me, by taking making it serious buisness?

HOW COULD WE LET OURSELVES DRIFT SO FAR APART SO SOON!?
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Captain Olimar
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I don't even freakin' know you.

Why did you guys have to ruin the fun I was having here? I was enjoying myself and then you SINNERS take believeing in a false idol as FUNNY!?! I am frustaighted beyond words!
Edited by Captain Olimar, Jul 31 2009, 07:50 AM.
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Heh. >D All buying into my religion. Soon I will own all you monkeys.

w00t! Convert everyone! Silverado shall save you. :3


It's not an idiot hi-jacking Venny's account by the way. Tis my own made up religion, I have converted Venny. >3

And the people who are too stupid to realize a joke when they see it. HAR DEE HAR HAR.
Edited by Royal Conquest, Jul 31 2009, 07:57 AM.
My new RP! =D Come on and join up it's been so long! >.<
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Captain Olimar
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BELIEVING IN A FLASE IDOL IS FAR FROM A JOKE! EVEN IF YOU MEAN IT THAT WAY IT'S NOT FUNNY! HOW COULD YOU JOKE REJECTING GOD!?!
Edited by Captain Olimar, Jul 31 2009, 07:59 AM.
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So you're persecuting us for our religion? THAT'S NOT COOL.
My new RP! =D Come on and join up it's been so long! >.<
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Captain Olimar
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I am not. I'm saying that you shouldn't joke about that. It's wrong. WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU WANT TO DO THAT!?!
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Royal Conquest
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Because religion is evil, that's why. Besides, everything makes fun of everything. If it offends you, don't read/watch/listen to it. You should spend your time writing to the creators of South Park if something like this bugs you. xP YOU'RE A BIGGER BUZZ KILL THEN BUZZ KILLINGTON.

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My new RP! =D Come on and join up it's been so long! >.<
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Captain Olimar
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I normally wouldn't get this angry over something being made fun of. But if it's my friend or something I take very seriously then I will stand up for it. And this is stepping way out of line! I can not just sit quietly while you openly mock God saying "Oh, I believe in this lie. Ha ha ha isn't that funny, God?"
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Do not listen to the bleatings of this false god known as Silverado (Venny) for he is merely mortal.
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Captain Olimar
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Finnaly! Someone listens to the voice of reason!
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Venoma3d
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Excuse me ?

We both live in Countries in which we are both free to worship anything we want so I think you should run along now. I have the same right as you to Worship Silverado as you do to worship...err..God?

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