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OH GOD; MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING
Topic Started: May 4 2009, 05:51 AM (904 Views)
Eprahim
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So I was scouting (inb4TF2) for new targets to lay my hands on. I looked a while around and found a forum. Much was my joy knowing that much lulz would be had trolling there. Everything was pre-butthurt. An easy job, to say the least. So I checked out a topic and OHMYGODMYBRAINISBLEEDING

A topic with the title " Does anyone here find Tails "sexy"?".
I took an image of Jean Luc Picard (Read: facepalm) with me to save myself from any scary encounters.
It wasn't enough.

OP is worthy a facepalm
 
I ask because one guy said in his leaving topic that he wanted to go because people here like Tails in that way, and I want to see if that's true.


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If I were a girl, I might, but since I'm not, then no. But wouldn't the term "Foxy" apply to this better? :T15:


Just if he "were" a girl? And then he calls him "foxy"? Phoenix Wright is banging his head on a table seeing this contradiction.

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No, nothing like that. I just find Tails adorable and kawaii.


"Kawaii".
"Kawaii".
5 minutes of Internet should make you understand he/she is basically saying "No, ABSOLUTELY I'D NEVER DO A THING OF THIS KIND!!!11 I just do it because I'm bored."

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Yeah, that topic was probably me.

I'm sure that there are some people here that do, because I know one of them. No names.


So he/she actually DOES. Typical. They cover each others back.

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I know some people who find Sonic and Shadow "sexy" and I don't mind it a bit, because that's their opinion. (Which I respect.)


*Picards*

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You can be sure that there's at least one person on most given sites that has such an out-there opinion. Usually it's not the majority; I'm pretty sure it's not here. Unless people keep some pretty sexy secrets.

I voted 'yes,' by the way.

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pretty sex secrets

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pretty

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Yes, yes, I do, in fact, find a virtual, eight year old, mutated, anthropomorphic FOX attractive, just because I enjoy BESTIALITY!

The fact he was using hyrony just saved me from a heart attack because of all the other posts.

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That's another vote for yes.

That's 2 unaccounted-for yes votes!

One of them was me. <_<;; >_>;;


MAN THE HARPOONS

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No shame in that. We're only human, after all!


NO U. If I ever found myself attracted to...to...
BLEURRRGGHHH , I'd rather hang myself. From a clock tower.

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And he's only...not human...


Counter to the post above, I can believe it's an endangered species: Intelligent posts in that topic.

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Yeah, some trolls give people jack about that... :T2:



Aaaand... after reading that topic, I think we still should.
Hard time.

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Bestiality and being a furry are two different things.
Technically they are, they are both animals, or at least belong to the the same kingdom of animal.


One rare intelligent post.

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But that doesn't mean all furrys are attracted to real animals, either. That is a small minority of the fandom


"Furrys".
"Furrys".
"Furrys".
Learn to grammar.

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Being a straight male, I wouldn't go as far as to call him sexy. I do think he is a very handsome and good looking young fox.


"Handsome"
"Handsome"
"Good looking"
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And not to mention, only a very, very small minority of that minority will actually do something about it other than just drawing pictures and what not


Umm... look. Drawing a picture of Tails being sexually raped by Knucklz is doing something. Go hang yourself.

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Blah, blah, blah. Tails is not sexy and also this topic should be banned. Thank you...... :T7:


Endangered species indeed.

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Apparently, someone hasn't been paying attention to the reasoning people are explaining here...


Counter to the post above... ITT: Butthurt.

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Um no...

And are you even been listening to what we are saying? :T6:


Counter two posts above: ITT: More butthurt.

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You obviously have no taste. Tails is quite clearly the sexiest of them all, and any topic discussing the fact should be pinned to the front page and blazoned throughout the Interworld™.


The fact you voted "Yes" leaves me no other choice than thinking you're not being hyronic...

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Saying this topic should be banned is indeed an insult for those who did say that they thought tails is sexy. Also, you're pointing out your opinion like it's fact.


ITT: MOAR AND MOAR BUTTHURT.

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As F40PH said, insulting people for their beliefs is a rather rude way of getting your point across. You only get a verbal warn this time, but please try to be a little nicer in the future.


That's it, I'm tired of writing butthurt. I'm calling the
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Heh, I think hes cute and smexy at the same time. xP So thar.

*steps backward ankwardly*

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Dear god @ the people who voted yes



yiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiff


Oh lawldy, a /b/rother is already here. Can't troll.

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Groshonee, please don't be offensive! It's are opinion if we don't think he is, but please don't insult the people who do...

Counter to the post above. "are"?

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Well I find it pretty grotty, hes a blasted cartoon character!
So what? People can't think that just because he's not real? It's called having a fantasy, people think about stuff like that even if they AREN'T real, deal with it!


ITT: Moar butthurt +
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So? That doesn't really mean anything to me. Heck, to tell you the truth there are some cartoon Characters I find more attractive then anyone you see in that pop culture stuff...

gb2Sonicpassion


There is much, much, much more.
I'd slap you a link, but I would be permabanned. Some may already know about the topic, though. I also had to miss out some of the worst quotes, because if I posted them I'd pretty much get instawarned. <3

Apart from my eyes bleeding, I can say I almost never laughed more in my entire life.

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No offence Kitsune, but the only thing people are finding entertaining in this topic is your completely over the top responces that you keep posting, you have made it quite clear that you do not share the opinions of everyone else that has posted on this topic, so for the love of gawd stop posting and keep want little dignity you have left.
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Okay show is over folks! Lulz have been deplenished. Ephy, source more lulz we need them on this forum.

Also, ''Kitsune_Otaku'' you're so butthurt it's beyond lulzy. Seriously I have no words to describe how lulz this was, and for once Eevee is right. You have no dignity left.
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