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~~Eprahim~~	Jan 17 2009, 11:50 AM Post #1
Lava Reef Act 2 Posts: 4,075 Group: Game Over :( Member #3,768 Joined: November 21, 2007	Gametab This is the best story you'll read all day, guaranteed. A young man from Deltona is currently sitting in jail after assaulting his mother with a taco. According to reports, 54-year-old Dena Moir turned her 19-year-old son's Xbox 360 off, and he threw the delicious Mexican snack in her frail face, making sure to also call her, and I quote, "a retard." I told you this story was good. The trouble started when young Zachery refused to come downstairs for dinner, despite being called a number of times. In an act of brave discipline, Dena marched upstairs and turned the Xbox off, only for Zachery to shove her angrily and order her out of the room. A little later, Dena was cleaning the kitchen when her son came down to eat. Deciding she was in the way, Zach pushed his mother again, before smacking her on the arm and throwing the tortilla-wrapped missile with beef-themed vengeance. This is also when he called her, and I quote again, "a retard." Zachery Moir is now being held without bail at Volusia County Branch Jail, on charges of domestic violence battery. This is because even if you act like a complete infant, you can still be tried as a man. http://www.gametab.com/news/2858235/



Eon	Jan 17 2009, 11:54 AM Post #2
Eon's Army Posts: 777 Group: E Rank Hero Member #9,234 Joined: July 26, 2008	Funniest story ever, taco assault... just lol.
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Lady BlizShadow	Jan 17 2009, 12:05 PM Post #3
I still can't use this. Posts: 6,546 Group: Former Monarchs Member #6,722 Joined: March 16, 2008	Disrespecting one's parents over fair disciplinary action is a big no-no in my book. Keep the little shit in jail. Maybe it will teach him some better manners.
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Virgil	Jan 17 2009, 12:08 PM Post #4
[蝙蝠の娘] Posts: 1,337 Group: 1337!! Member #9,663 Joined: January 16, 2009 Steam ID: laharlie Game Currently Playing: Borderlands 2	BlizShadow Jan 17 2009, 12:05 PM Disrespecting one's parents over fair disciplinary action is a big no-no in my book. Keep the little shit in jail. Maybe it will teach him some better manners. Agreed. Most People these days have the worst of matters (No Offense to those who find this Offensive.)
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SuperShadowgal	Jan 17 2009, 01:08 PM Post #5
The Female Ultimate Life Form! Posts: 3,112 Group: E Rank Legend Member #59 Joined: April 29, 2006	Taco-assault. Haha Video games are srs bsns, someone might want to teach 'the retard' a lesson on manners. At least it was something non-violent... Because there'd be an even bigger problem if this story ended on a more deadly note.
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SD-A	Jan 18 2009, 04:46 AM Post #6
Marble Garden Act 2 Posts: 151 Group: A Rank Adventurer Member #9,656 Joined: January 13, 2009	Chinchilla attack lmao.
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Lord Bowie	Jan 18 2009, 05:14 AM Post #7
What is the difference between a duck? Posts: 4,799 Group: Former Monarchs Member #7,312 Joined: April 10, 2008 Playstation Network ID: Allbowdown Xbox Live Gamertag: allbowdown	Lol. We will see if the 19 year old infant appreciates what he has after his time in the pokey. (Yay, old west terminology.)
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Fenroar	Jan 18 2009, 05:46 AM Post #8
Perfectionist Posts: 3,036 Group: E Rank Legend Member #9,478 Joined: November 2, 2008 Gender: Male 3DS Friend Code: 1504-6189-5960	Trust me. You'll never win against a fight with your parents. Funniest story I heard all day.



RabidChoco	Jan 18 2009, 05:52 AM Post #9
Sandopolis Act 2 Posts: 2,402 Group: S Rank Hero Member #6,608 Joined: March 11, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Belgium 3DS Friend Code: 1521-5016-9168 Steam ID: RabidChoco Game Currently Playing: Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth	Story could have done without the "retard" bit.
	Indeed, there is nothing more repulsive than these monsters that defy nature and are known by the name of witcher, as they are the offspring of foul sorcery and witchcraft. They are unscrupulous scoundrels without conscience and virtue, veritable creatures from hell capable only of taking lives. They have no place amongst decent and honest folk.


~~Sonic Adventure 2~~	Jan 18 2009, 06:14 AM Post #10
Lava Reef Act 2 Posts: 4,442 Group: Continue? Member #4,279 Joined: December 13, 2007	He deserves to stay in jail. See what video games can do to people? Edited by Sonic Adventure 2, Jan 18 2009, 06:14 AM.



~~Eprahim~~	Jan 18 2009, 08:43 AM Post #11
Lava Reef Act 2 Posts: 4,075 Group: Game Over :( Member #3,768 Joined: November 21, 2007	Ray Jan 18 2009, 06:14 AM He deserves to stay in jail. See what video games can do to people? rolls eyes See what anything in life can do to people? >_>



~~Sonic Adventure 2~~	Jan 18 2009, 05:33 PM Post #12
Lava Reef Act 2 Posts: 4,442 Group: Continue? Member #4,279 Joined: December 13, 2007	Anonymous Jan 18 2009, 08:43 AM Ray Jan 18 2009, 06:14 AM He deserves to stay in jail. See what video games can do to people? rolls eyes See what anything in life can do to people? >_> Good point... it's still the person, but things can make some people go mad.



Brick Mage	Jan 18 2009, 06:03 PM Post #13
I'll be there every step of the way... Posts: 4,813 Group: C Rank Legend Member #1,680 Joined: July 13, 2007	Taco... Assault? What has this world come to? I'm going back to Mars.



Agent LacenMC	Jan 18 2009, 06:26 PM Post #14
I don't know where I'm going. Posts: 1,155 Group: =SB= Website Deputy Member #293 Joined: November 26, 2006 Gender: Male Country: United States of America Playstation Network ID: BenLacen Xbox Live Gamertag: LacenMC 3DS Friend Code: 232063738346	Aha! This story made my day. I'll never forget the story of the boy who attacked his mother with a taco
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Beta_Ray_Banhammer	Jan 18 2009, 10:29 PM Post #15
Whitebeard Posts: 1,265 Group: A Rank Hero Member #6,471 Joined: March 5, 2008	BlizShadow Jan 17 2009, 12:05 PM Disrespecting one's parents over fair disciplinary action is a big no-no in my book. Keep the little shit in jail. Maybe it will teach him some better manners. We actually agree on something? 0_o Dear God... IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!



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