Things you never hear...

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Things you never hear...
Tweet Topic Started: Sep 27 2008, 09:28 AM (5,939 Views)
sMy PANCAKES	Sep 27 2008, 09:28 AM Post #1
Self-loathing optimist. Posts: 1,272 Group: A Rank Hero Member #5,777 Joined: February 9, 2008 Playstation Network ID: sMy_PANCAKES Game Currently Playing: Hyperdimension Neptuina mk 2	This is a simple game, just post a sentence that you think has never been uttered EVER. (Yes I kinda got this off of a George Carlin skit) I'll start: Ethel, would you hand me the walrus?
	"You look like a queen, but you talk like a pawn..."

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Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader	Nov 14 2008, 11:23 PM Post #166
【The Knight of Tigers 】 Posts: 5,462 Group: Former Monarchs Member #6,733 Joined: March 17, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Australia 3DS Friend Code: 0404-6433-6113 Steam ID: crusaderandtimothy	I will look at you and I will stab you! STAB! The eeeeeeeevil! It's even worse than Shadow and Cream... but only just. looks at title And wouldn't you know it; Mira's right. Hmhm... the fox has been outfoxed it seems... Curses, foiled again... Sonic in the Stargate SG1 world! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP! WAITWAITWAIT! That is an AAAAAAAWESOME concept; Sonic/Stargate crossover! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
	Check out my tumblr, Aggravated Anime-Adoring Australian, where I post all sorts of dumb screencaps and MS Paint edits and generally bitch and moan about stupid otaku shit. ~One third of =SB='s Legendary Australian Trio. The man who surpassed anime fandom and became the Patron Saint of GAR and Moe.~


RabidChoco	Nov 14 2008, 11:31 PM Post #167
Sandopolis Act 2 Posts: 2,402 Group: S Rank Hero Member #6,608 Joined: March 11, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Belgium 3DS Friend Code: 1521-5016-9168 Steam ID: RabidChoco Game Currently Playing: Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth	I could almost see Knuckles as Ronon from Atlantis. Oh wait, you said SG-1... Okay, O'neill actually facepalming.
	Indeed, there is nothing more repulsive than these monsters that defy nature and are known by the name of witcher, as they are the offspring of foul sorcery and witchcraft. They are unscrupulous scoundrels without conscience and virtue, veritable creatures from hell capable only of taking lives. They have no place amongst decent and honest folk.


~~Thrash~~	Nov 14 2008, 11:35 PM Post #168
Fires of rage Posts: 3,873 Group: Game Over :( Member #9,245 Joined: July 27, 2008	Shadow and Cream going out? Nah! Cream and Charmy going out? Uh-uh! Bokkun and Cream going out? Hell, no! Tails and Cream going out? I guess so.



Lady Miracle	Nov 15 2008, 07:35 AM Post #169
[insert something cheerful here] Posts: 8,037 Group: Former Monarchs Member #9,289 Joined: August 20, 2008	Timothy Ulysses, Crusader Nov 14 2008, 11:23 PM looks at title And wouldn't you know it; Mira's right. Hmhm... the fox has been outfoxed it seems... Curses, foiled again... By yet another fox... Ugh, please tell me I didn't just say that. Hey, don't get me wrong. I said fox as in cunning, so don't go thinking something else.
	The Muffin Man's wife and a


Gallant Vision	Nov 15 2008, 12:20 PM Post #170
Sky Sanctuary Zone Posts: 6,835 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,330 Joined: September 4, 2008	(You guys sucked me into this one!) Amy: Uh, Cream, it seems everyone wants to be with you. Cream: Why do you say that Amy? Amy: points finger behind Cream Cream: looks and sees every male Sonic character and hundreds of fan boys (including me) behind her, all holding up signs that ask her to go out with them Amy: I don't get it, what's your secret? Cream: smiles I guess I'm too cute! Every guy behind Cream: smiling with tears of joy rolling down every eye You're right Cream! You're too cute!
	I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask. Deep stuff below: Spoiler: click to toggle The world. Filled with millions of differences. But despite the fact, we all are brothers and sisters, Inhabiting and living under the same sky. But despite this, we war and kill our siblings over trivial things, Staining the earth on which we all walk, With the blood of our brothers, With the blood of our sisters. The sky under which we go through our lives weeps, For the clouds surely know of the atrocities we commit. We slay, maim, gouge, and destroy our siblings, In the name of things which ought not be fought for. Approach a member of the family not, With the tainted lash of hatred, But with the pure flower of love. ======================================= The sword. A weapon who's blade is stained red With the blood of its countless victims. Were it alive, what would such a being feel? Would it live only to fight, And fight only to live? Would it be controlled By those with the skill to do so? I believe that it would cry For each person it has ever brought harm to, Its tears as red as the blood it has spilled.


~~Thrash~~	Nov 15 2008, 01:49 PM Post #171
Fires of rage Posts: 3,873 Group: Game Over :( Member #9,245 Joined: July 27, 2008	Sonic: I saw it! It's alive and it's huge! hears cloverfield monster roar with Amy crying on his shoulder Amy: Why is this happening? Sonic: It's okay, Amy. I'm right here. suddenly a rocket hit the top of the tunnel they were in and they scream Sonic: I just wanted you to know that i love you! Amy: I love you, too! Here's what it sounds like. Edited by Thrash, Nov 15 2008, 01:53 PM.



The Storyteller	Nov 15 2008, 05:25 PM Post #172
No U Posts: 6,820 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,331 Joined: September 4, 2008 Playstation Network ID: Noblehardt Xbox Live Gamertag: Pharaoh Knight	Hey kids, start jumping around like idiots!
	Check out my reviews! Spoiler: click to toggle http://sonicblast.org/topic/7184913/ (Assassin's Creed 2) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7171180/ (Devil May Cry 3) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7185238/ (Left 4 Dead 2: Infected Tips) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7158135/ (NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7157100/ (Shadow the Hedgehog) "I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, and I'm surrounded by people who probably want to kick my ass. It's like being back in highschool!" ~ Lancun, Metroid Prime LP in the Phazon Mines. Quotes by my Characters Spoiler: click to toggle Mithos "There are men and there are beasts. There are warriors and there are scholars. All my life I've known what I was; everything so clear, so black and white. But even now do I contemplate the things I was raised to believe." Kabuto "Live life. That's all I can say. Savor every breath, relish every step, and enjoy every day. After all, you never know when your genetic code'll go all screwy 'cus your dad's some artificially created supersoldier-shape-shifter thing." Juan "The perfect soldier. That's what the people want. A knight who'd lay his life on the line at the tip of a hat without caring about the consequences. The people can shove their ideas up their . . . they don't know. What it takes to leave everything behind. Abandon every memory, lose all emotion, the very things that make us alive." Lamoon "Two years ago I was banished. For something I didn't even do. I guess that's life for ya, eh? One minute you're picking up some food on your way home, the next your entire village is pinning a surprise sneak attack on you." Magnius "Time. Ever fleeting, forever moving. Even I, with my control of it, can even begin to fathom its length. It brings about good, like a warm summer day outside. But it can be just as cruel, wiping an entire clan's history off the map. That's all I ever wanted; to make sure my people were never forgotten."


sMy PANCAKES	Nov 15 2008, 08:10 PM Post #173
Self-loathing optimist. Posts: 1,272 Group: A Rank Hero Member #5,777 Joined: February 9, 2008 Playstation Network ID: sMy_PANCAKES Game Currently Playing: Hyperdimension Neptuina mk 2	Please, give the baby the gun.
	"You look like a queen, but you talk like a pawn..."


Lady Miracle	Nov 16 2008, 08:40 AM Post #174
[insert something cheerful here] Posts: 8,037 Group: Former Monarchs Member #9,289 Joined: August 20, 2008	Who forgot to flush my glasses down the toilet?
	The Muffin Man's wife and a


Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader	Nov 17 2008, 12:30 AM Post #175
【The Knight of Tigers 】 Posts: 5,462 Group: Former Monarchs Member #6,733 Joined: March 17, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Australia 3DS Friend Code: 0404-6433-6113 Steam ID: crusaderandtimothy	That Solid Snake... he's so kawaiiiiiiiiiiiii! (Ack! DOES NOT COMPUTE! head explodes)
	Check out my tumblr, Aggravated Anime-Adoring Australian, where I post all sorts of dumb screencaps and MS Paint edits and generally bitch and moan about stupid otaku shit. ~One third of =SB='s Legendary Australian Trio. The man who surpassed anime fandom and became the Patron Saint of GAR and Moe.~


~~Thrash~~	Nov 17 2008, 12:43 AM Post #176
Fires of rage Posts: 3,873 Group: Game Over :( Member #9,245 Joined: July 27, 2008	Shadow: If i die, i'm taking you with me! Sonic: Dude! Not cool! Shadow: Sorry.



Gallant Vision	Nov 17 2008, 09:33 AM Post #177
Sky Sanctuary Zone Posts: 6,835 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,330 Joined: September 4, 2008	(I think my previous post was my best one, personally.) Sonic: CHAOS...BLAST!!! (As far as I know, Sonic isn't capable of this attack.)
	I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask. Deep stuff below: Spoiler: click to toggle The world. Filled with millions of differences. But despite the fact, we all are brothers and sisters, Inhabiting and living under the same sky. But despite this, we war and kill our siblings over trivial things, Staining the earth on which we all walk, With the blood of our brothers, With the blood of our sisters. The sky under which we go through our lives weeps, For the clouds surely know of the atrocities we commit. We slay, maim, gouge, and destroy our siblings, In the name of things which ought not be fought for. Approach a member of the family not, With the tainted lash of hatred, But with the pure flower of love. ======================================= The sword. A weapon who's blade is stained red With the blood of its countless victims. Were it alive, what would such a being feel? Would it live only to fight, And fight only to live? Would it be controlled By those with the skill to do so? I believe that it would cry For each person it has ever brought harm to, Its tears as red as the blood it has spilled.


~~Thrash~~	Nov 17 2008, 11:21 AM Post #178
Fires of rage Posts: 3,873 Group: Game Over :( Member #9,245 Joined: July 27, 2008	Amigo: Mucha lucha! Mucha lucha! GIGANTE'!



Lady Miracle	Nov 17 2008, 02:14 PM Post #179
[insert something cheerful here] Posts: 8,037 Group: Former Monarchs Member #9,289 Joined: August 20, 2008	Rock stinks, make way for opera. (I would never say this, so please no flaming!)
	The Muffin Man's wife and a


~~Thrash~~	Nov 17 2008, 05:05 PM Post #180
Fires of rage Posts: 3,873 Group: Game Over :( Member #9,245 Joined: July 27, 2008	I LOVE OPERA!!! (never will i say this! EVER! METAL 4EVER!!!!!)



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