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In Soviet Russia...
Tweet Topic Started: Jul 22 2008, 02:03 PM (3,337 Views)
Terry Alpha	Jul 22 2008, 02:03 PM Post #1
A new day will come! Posts: 178 Group: E Rank Guardian Member #9,204 Joined: July 15, 2008	You know how this works. Reverse the subject and then order it back. Example: In Soviet Russia, TV watches you. In Soviet Russia, food eats you.
	I'll never love again Can I say that to you, Will you run away If I try to be true?

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seadra147	Sep 26 2008, 05:54 PM Post #121
JARGON PINCIR! Posts: 196 Group: E Rank Guardian Member #9,094 Joined: June 25, 2008	In soviet russia, ice freezes YOU!
	Archolis needs a new Mayor (AGAIN). Go to the new website, Archolis - NOW to vote. Be sure to read the entries in the forum and prepair to laugh your butt off. friend... Spoiler: click to toggle My friend is Eon. phuny frases Spoiler: click to toggle 1) This is NOT BREAKFAST! IT'S SPARTAN MEATBALLS AND PING! 2) Unriner faces are the value of Pluto! 3) Gerbil knit the boot! 4) Mewtwo is the salomi of Magikarp! 5) Jabbermonkey had my lawn...for...breakfast. 6) How bouts slice of toilet with that? 7) Pearls are the new WHYPINGASWRINGINGnet.com! 8) I have to assassinate the muffin man's diaper changing station. 9) The post below is a joke. 10) The monkey has a RIFLE!!! RUUUNNN AND RUN SOME MORE LAPS AT THE ICE CREAM STORE!!!! 11) You lose, weenie. 12) My shoe has moar power than ever before!!! 13) At nightfall, I give ultra...HERPIES!!! EPIC QUOTE COLLECTION!!! Spoiler: click to toggle Rad Red Silly Metallix, you know how reviewers are with this franchise.


Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader	Sep 27 2008, 12:53 AM Post #122
【The Knight of Tigers 】 Posts: 5,462 Group: Former Monarchs Member #6,733 Joined: March 17, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Australia 3DS Friend Code: 0404-6433-6113 Steam ID: crusaderandtimothy	In Soviet Russia, cat eats YOU! Edited by Tora Unlimited Crusader, Sep 27 2008, 12:53 AM.
	Check out my tumblr, Aggravated Anime-Adoring Australian, where I post all sorts of dumb screencaps and MS Paint edits and generally bitch and moan about stupid otaku shit. ~One third of =SB='s Legendary Australian Trio. The man who surpassed anime fandom and became the Patron Saint of GAR and Moe.~


seadra147	Sep 27 2008, 06:33 AM Post #123
JARGON PINCIR! Posts: 196 Group: E Rank Guardian Member #9,094 Joined: June 25, 2008	in Soviet Russia, Opponent no. 5 will face YOU!
	Archolis needs a new Mayor (AGAIN). Go to the new website, Archolis - NOW to vote. Be sure to read the entries in the forum and prepair to laugh your butt off. friend... Spoiler: click to toggle My friend is Eon. phuny frases Spoiler: click to toggle 1) This is NOT BREAKFAST! IT'S SPARTAN MEATBALLS AND PING! 2) Unriner faces are the value of Pluto! 3) Gerbil knit the boot! 4) Mewtwo is the salomi of Magikarp! 5) Jabbermonkey had my lawn...for...breakfast. 6) How bouts slice of toilet with that? 7) Pearls are the new WHYPINGASWRINGINGnet.com! 8) I have to assassinate the muffin man's diaper changing station. 9) The post below is a joke. 10) The monkey has a RIFLE!!! RUUUNNN AND RUN SOME MORE LAPS AT THE ICE CREAM STORE!!!! 11) You lose, weenie. 12) My shoe has moar power than ever before!!! 13) At nightfall, I give ultra...HERPIES!!! EPIC QUOTE COLLECTION!!! Spoiler: click to toggle Rad Red Silly Metallix, you know how reviewers are with this franchise.


RabidChoco	Sep 27 2008, 07:07 AM Post #124
Sandopolis Act 2 Posts: 2,402 Group: S Rank Hero Member #6,608 Joined: March 11, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Belgium 3DS Friend Code: 1521-5016-9168 Steam ID: RabidChoco Game Currently Playing: Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth	In Soviet Russia, ball plays with YOU!! Man that's so wrong...
	Indeed, there is nothing more repulsive than these monsters that defy nature and are known by the name of witcher, as they are the offspring of foul sorcery and witchcraft. They are unscrupulous scoundrels without conscience and virtue, veritable creatures from hell capable only of taking lives. They have no place amongst decent and honest folk.


Gallant Vision	Sep 27 2008, 09:26 AM Post #125
Sky Sanctuary Zone Posts: 6,835 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,330 Joined: September 4, 2008	In Soviet Russia, sticks and stones don't break bones and words always hurt YOU! (Sorry if it stinks, couldn't think of anything better.)
	I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask. Deep stuff below: Spoiler: click to toggle The world. Filled with millions of differences. But despite the fact, we all are brothers and sisters, Inhabiting and living under the same sky. But despite this, we war and kill our siblings over trivial things, Staining the earth on which we all walk, With the blood of our brothers, With the blood of our sisters. The sky under which we go through our lives weeps, For the clouds surely know of the atrocities we commit. We slay, maim, gouge, and destroy our siblings, In the name of things which ought not be fought for. Approach a member of the family not, With the tainted lash of hatred, But with the pure flower of love. ======================================= The sword. A weapon who's blade is stained red With the blood of its countless victims. Were it alive, what would such a being feel? Would it live only to fight, And fight only to live? Would it be controlled By those with the skill to do so? I believe that it would cry For each person it has ever brought harm to, Its tears as red as the blood it has spilled.


Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader	Sep 27 2008, 07:32 PM Post #126
【The Knight of Tigers 】 Posts: 5,462 Group: Former Monarchs Member #6,733 Joined: March 17, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Australia 3DS Friend Code: 0404-6433-6113 Steam ID: crusaderandtimothy	In Soviet Russia, snowman blows hairdryer on YOU!
	Check out my tumblr, Aggravated Anime-Adoring Australian, where I post all sorts of dumb screencaps and MS Paint edits and generally bitch and moan about stupid otaku shit. ~One third of =SB='s Legendary Australian Trio. The man who surpassed anime fandom and became the Patron Saint of GAR and Moe.~


The Storyteller	Sep 27 2008, 07:34 PM Post #127
No U Posts: 6,820 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,331 Joined: September 4, 2008 Playstation Network ID: Noblehardt Xbox Live Gamertag: Pharaoh Knight	In Soviet Russia,you throw poo at monkeys!
	Check out my reviews! Spoiler: click to toggle http://sonicblast.org/topic/7184913/ (Assassin's Creed 2) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7171180/ (Devil May Cry 3) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7185238/ (Left 4 Dead 2: Infected Tips) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7158135/ (NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7157100/ (Shadow the Hedgehog) "I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, and I'm surrounded by people who probably want to kick my ass. It's like being back in highschool!" ~ Lancun, Metroid Prime LP in the Phazon Mines. Quotes by my Characters Spoiler: click to toggle Mithos "There are men and there are beasts. There are warriors and there are scholars. All my life I've known what I was; everything so clear, so black and white. But even now do I contemplate the things I was raised to believe." Kabuto "Live life. That's all I can say. Savor every breath, relish every step, and enjoy every day. After all, you never know when your genetic code'll go all screwy 'cus your dad's some artificially created supersoldier-shape-shifter thing." Juan "The perfect soldier. That's what the people want. A knight who'd lay his life on the line at the tip of a hat without caring about the consequences. The people can shove their ideas up their . . . they don't know. What it takes to leave everything behind. Abandon every memory, lose all emotion, the very things that make us alive." Lamoon "Two years ago I was banished. For something I didn't even do. I guess that's life for ya, eh? One minute you're picking up some food on your way home, the next your entire village is pinning a surprise sneak attack on you." Magnius "Time. Ever fleeting, forever moving. Even I, with my control of it, can even begin to fathom its length. It brings about good, like a warm summer day outside. But it can be just as cruel, wiping an entire clan's history off the map. That's all I ever wanted; to make sure my people were never forgotten."


Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader	Sep 27 2008, 07:35 PM Post #128
【The Knight of Tigers 】 Posts: 5,462 Group: Former Monarchs Member #6,733 Joined: March 17, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Australia 3DS Friend Code: 0404-6433-6113 Steam ID: crusaderandtimothy	In Soviet Russia, joke tells wrong YOU!
	Check out my tumblr, Aggravated Anime-Adoring Australian, where I post all sorts of dumb screencaps and MS Paint edits and generally bitch and moan about stupid otaku shit. ~One third of =SB='s Legendary Australian Trio. The man who surpassed anime fandom and became the Patron Saint of GAR and Moe.~


seadra147	Sep 29 2008, 04:35 AM Post #129
JARGON PINCIR! Posts: 196 Group: E Rank Guardian Member #9,094 Joined: June 25, 2008	In Soviet Russia, tuba wins the prize Nobel with from help of YOU!
	Archolis needs a new Mayor (AGAIN). Go to the new website, Archolis - NOW to vote. Be sure to read the entries in the forum and prepair to laugh your butt off. friend... Spoiler: click to toggle My friend is Eon. phuny frases Spoiler: click to toggle 1) This is NOT BREAKFAST! IT'S SPARTAN MEATBALLS AND PING! 2) Unriner faces are the value of Pluto! 3) Gerbil knit the boot! 4) Mewtwo is the salomi of Magikarp! 5) Jabbermonkey had my lawn...for...breakfast. 6) How bouts slice of toilet with that? 7) Pearls are the new WHYPINGASWRINGINGnet.com! 8) I have to assassinate the muffin man's diaper changing station. 9) The post below is a joke. 10) The monkey has a RIFLE!!! RUUUNNN AND RUN SOME MORE LAPS AT THE ICE CREAM STORE!!!! 11) You lose, weenie. 12) My shoe has moar power than ever before!!! 13) At nightfall, I give ultra...HERPIES!!! EPIC QUOTE COLLECTION!!! Spoiler: click to toggle Rad Red Silly Metallix, you know how reviewers are with this franchise.


Gallant Vision	Sep 29 2008, 05:39 AM Post #130
Sky Sanctuary Zone Posts: 6,835 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,330 Joined: September 4, 2008	In Soviet Russia, beer gets drunk on YOU!
	I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask. Deep stuff below: Spoiler: click to toggle The world. Filled with millions of differences. But despite the fact, we all are brothers and sisters, Inhabiting and living under the same sky. But despite this, we war and kill our siblings over trivial things, Staining the earth on which we all walk, With the blood of our brothers, With the blood of our sisters. The sky under which we go through our lives weeps, For the clouds surely know of the atrocities we commit. We slay, maim, gouge, and destroy our siblings, In the name of things which ought not be fought for. Approach a member of the family not, With the tainted lash of hatred, But with the pure flower of love. ======================================= The sword. A weapon who's blade is stained red With the blood of its countless victims. Were it alive, what would such a being feel? Would it live only to fight, And fight only to live? Would it be controlled By those with the skill to do so? I believe that it would cry For each person it has ever brought harm to, Its tears as red as the blood it has spilled.


RabidChoco	Sep 29 2008, 07:13 AM Post #131
Sandopolis Act 2 Posts: 2,402 Group: S Rank Hero Member #6,608 Joined: March 11, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Belgium 3DS Friend Code: 1521-5016-9168 Steam ID: RabidChoco Game Currently Playing: Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth	In Soviet Russia, can opens YOU!!
	Indeed, there is nothing more repulsive than these monsters that defy nature and are known by the name of witcher, as they are the offspring of foul sorcery and witchcraft. They are unscrupulous scoundrels without conscience and virtue, veritable creatures from hell capable only of taking lives. They have no place amongst decent and honest folk.


Gallant Vision	Sep 29 2008, 10:57 AM Post #132
Sky Sanctuary Zone Posts: 6,835 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,330 Joined: September 4, 2008	In Soviet Russia, money spend YOU!
	I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask. Deep stuff below: Spoiler: click to toggle The world. Filled with millions of differences. But despite the fact, we all are brothers and sisters, Inhabiting and living under the same sky. But despite this, we war and kill our siblings over trivial things, Staining the earth on which we all walk, With the blood of our brothers, With the blood of our sisters. The sky under which we go through our lives weeps, For the clouds surely know of the atrocities we commit. We slay, maim, gouge, and destroy our siblings, In the name of things which ought not be fought for. Approach a member of the family not, With the tainted lash of hatred, But with the pure flower of love. ======================================= The sword. A weapon who's blade is stained red With the blood of its countless victims. Were it alive, what would such a being feel? Would it live only to fight, And fight only to live? Would it be controlled By those with the skill to do so? I believe that it would cry For each person it has ever brought harm to, Its tears as red as the blood it has spilled.


The Storyteller	Sep 29 2008, 10:58 AM Post #133
No U Posts: 6,820 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,331 Joined: September 4, 2008 Playstation Network ID: Noblehardt Xbox Live Gamertag: Pharaoh Knight	In Soviet Russia,Things make SENSE!
	Check out my reviews! Spoiler: click to toggle http://sonicblast.org/topic/7184913/ (Assassin's Creed 2) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7171180/ (Devil May Cry 3) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7185238/ (Left 4 Dead 2: Infected Tips) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7158135/ (NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams) http://sonicblast.org/topic/7157100/ (Shadow the Hedgehog) "I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, and I'm surrounded by people who probably want to kick my ass. It's like being back in highschool!" ~ Lancun, Metroid Prime LP in the Phazon Mines. Quotes by my Characters Spoiler: click to toggle Mithos "There are men and there are beasts. There are warriors and there are scholars. All my life I've known what I was; everything so clear, so black and white. But even now do I contemplate the things I was raised to believe." Kabuto "Live life. That's all I can say. Savor every breath, relish every step, and enjoy every day. After all, you never know when your genetic code'll go all screwy 'cus your dad's some artificially created supersoldier-shape-shifter thing." Juan "The perfect soldier. That's what the people want. A knight who'd lay his life on the line at the tip of a hat without caring about the consequences. The people can shove their ideas up their . . . they don't know. What it takes to leave everything behind. Abandon every memory, lose all emotion, the very things that make us alive." Lamoon "Two years ago I was banished. For something I didn't even do. I guess that's life for ya, eh? One minute you're picking up some food on your way home, the next your entire village is pinning a surprise sneak attack on you." Magnius "Time. Ever fleeting, forever moving. Even I, with my control of it, can even begin to fathom its length. It brings about good, like a warm summer day outside. But it can be just as cruel, wiping an entire clan's history off the map. That's all I ever wanted; to make sure my people were never forgotten."


Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader	Sep 30 2008, 01:09 AM Post #134
【The Knight of Tigers 】 Posts: 5,462 Group: Former Monarchs Member #6,733 Joined: March 17, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Australia 3DS Friend Code: 0404-6433-6113 Steam ID: crusaderandtimothy	In Soviet Russia, Gwonam mock for saying "Squadalah!" YOU!
	Check out my tumblr, Aggravated Anime-Adoring Australian, where I post all sorts of dumb screencaps and MS Paint edits and generally bitch and moan about stupid otaku shit. ~One third of =SB='s Legendary Australian Trio. The man who surpassed anime fandom and became the Patron Saint of GAR and Moe.~


Gallant Vision	Sep 30 2008, 05:06 AM Post #135
Sky Sanctuary Zone Posts: 6,835 Group: B Rank Legend Member #9,330 Joined: September 4, 2008	In Soviet Russia, I know who Gwonam is.
	I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask. Deep stuff below: Spoiler: click to toggle The world. Filled with millions of differences. But despite the fact, we all are brothers and sisters, Inhabiting and living under the same sky. But despite this, we war and kill our siblings over trivial things, Staining the earth on which we all walk, With the blood of our brothers, With the blood of our sisters. The sky under which we go through our lives weeps, For the clouds surely know of the atrocities we commit. We slay, maim, gouge, and destroy our siblings, In the name of things which ought not be fought for. Approach a member of the family not, With the tainted lash of hatred, But with the pure flower of love. ======================================= The sword. A weapon who's blade is stained red With the blood of its countless victims. Were it alive, what would such a being feel? Would it live only to fight, And fight only to live? Would it be controlled By those with the skill to do so? I believe that it would cry For each person it has ever brought harm to, Its tears as red as the blood it has spilled.


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