The =SB= Epic Joke Rating Thread

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The =SB= Epic Joke Rating Thread; Phunky or Phail, it goes here ^_^
Tweet Topic Started: Apr 7 2008, 12:35 PM (956 Views)
Kitm	Apr 7 2008, 12:35 PM Post #1
Lava Reef Act 1 Posts: 2,977 Group: =SB= Governors Member #1,073 Joined: May 18, 2007 Gender: Male Country: Canada Game Currently Playing: Destiny	Welcome to the =SB= Epic joke thread! Whether it be an epic phail, or an epic phunny, post it here! Warning:All offensive material should contain a warning of some sort!

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Cy-Fox	Apr 8 2008, 04:30 AM Post #16
We are still watching Posts: 3,486 Group: =SB= Kings Member #3,975 Joined: November 29, 2007 Gender: Male Country: United States of America Steam ID: cy-fox	Jessica Fletcher asked Tails for the time once in a bar. Tails looked at his chronometer and said "Two seconds til." Jessica Fletcher said. "Two seconds till what?" Tails then shot her in the face. There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Tails said he would fly.



Skippy	Apr 8 2008, 04:39 AM Post #17
L'chiam! Posts: 5,866 Group: B Rank Legend Member #2,630 Joined: September 30, 2007	Venom Apr 8 2008, 04:20 AM No more Rednecks D: There's an vid http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMMfgWhm3g o god. my math teacher showed us that. i love 2:45



~~Brennen the Vampire~~	Apr 8 2008, 04:56 AM Post #18
Banned Posts: 3,071 Group: Continue? Member #1,722 Joined: July 19, 2007	On a couple's anniversarry the man forgot to get his wife a present. The woman told the man to get something that goes 0-200 in 5 seconds and she expected it in the driveway the next morning. The next morning the man went to do his job. The wife woke up, ran to the driveway and opened it then and there -- a bathroom scale.



Cy-Fox	Apr 8 2008, 05:06 AM Post #19
We are still watching Posts: 3,486 Group: =SB= Kings Member #3,975 Joined: November 29, 2007 Gender: Male Country: United States of America Steam ID: cy-fox	XD! On his days off. Tails helps old ladies cross the road. He does this by staring at oncoming cars. On the freeway



Jacob	Apr 8 2008, 05:09 AM Post #20
Hardcore critic. Posts: 235 Group: C Rank Guardian Member #7,016 Joined: March 30, 2008	My names Jerry. LOL
	Annoy me and i'll bite your head off. * Warning. Hardcore critic posting* Friends: None. ( The mighty Jacob needs no friends)


Kitm	Apr 8 2008, 01:49 PM Post #21
Lava Reef Act 1 Posts: 2,977 Group: =SB= Governors Member #1,073 Joined: May 18, 2007 Gender: Male Country: Canada Game Currently Playing: Destiny	Two weasels were sitting at a bar, one weasel turns to the other and says very loudly and in a drunken slur,"I slept with your mother!" The whole bar goes quiet, waiting for the response of the second weasel - he does nothing. The first weasel says it again, even louder this time "I slept with your mother!" The second weasel turns around to him and says in a calm voice,"Go home dad, you're drunk"



Kitm	Apr 12 2008, 07:18 PM Post #22
Lava Reef Act 1 Posts: 2,977 Group: =SB= Governors Member #1,073 Joined: May 18, 2007 Gender: Male Country: Canada Game Currently Playing: Destiny	Bush jokes ftw! The Secretary of Defense is briefing President Bush on Iraq. "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "Oh no!" exclaims the president, "That's terrible!" His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands. Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"



SuperShadowgal	Apr 12 2008, 07:29 PM Post #23
The Female Ultimate Life Form! Posts: 3,112 Group: E Rank Legend Member #59 Joined: April 29, 2006	Finally remembered the joke my teacher was telling us! There was this lady who would walk to work everyday. And everyday she would pass a pet shop with a parrot sitting outside. The parrot would turn and look at the lady and just before she passed the parrot it would say, "Hey lady, you're ugly." The lady would usually ignore the comment, but one day she had finally had enough. She went to the pet shop owner and complained. She told the owner everything and so the owner said he'd do something about it. The next day the lady is walking as usual when she sees the parrot. The lady slowly walked past the parrot, but just as the bird was behind her she heard it say, "Hey lady, you know." ----------------------------------- Mature Joke Below There was a kid sitting in class one day afterschool getting tutored. "Ok, so if there's three birds sitting on a fence and you shoot at one, how many are left?" the teacher asks. "None because they would all fly away." the kid responds. "No, but I like the way you think." says the teacher. The kid pauses for a moment before replying, "Alright, well I have a question for you." He takes a moment before he says, "There's three women walking out of an ice cream shop, one is licking an ice cream, one is sucking an ice cream, and one is biting an ice cream. Tell me, which one is married?" The teacher replies, "The one sucking the ice cream." "No, it's the one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you think." says the kid.
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Duckroll	Apr 12 2008, 07:35 PM Post #24
AS IF Posts: 4,604 Group: A Rank Legend Member #533 Joined: February 2, 2007	Miles the Cy-Fox Apr 8 2008, 04:30 AM Jessica Fletcher asked Tails for the time once in a bar. Tails looked at his chronometer and said "Two seconds til." Jessica Fletcher said. "Two seconds till what?" Tails then shot her in the face. There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Tails said he would fly. OUT OF CHARACTER TAILS IS OUT OF CHARACTER LIEK WHOAH.
	Kaki\|DA


Lord Bowie	Apr 13 2008, 07:30 PM Post #25
What is the difference between a duck? Posts: 4,799 Group: Former Monarchs Member #7,312 Joined: April 10, 2008 Playstation Network ID: Allbowdown Xbox Live Gamertag: allbowdown	1) A white guy chewing bubble gum walks up to a mexican... White Guy- what do you guys do with your applesauce when you don't eat it? Mexican- We Throw it away White Guy- HA! We grind it up and sell it back to you as apple cider!! Mexican: Oh Ya! what do you do with your condoms when you're done with em?! White Guy: we throw em away Mexican HA HA! We grind them up and sell them back to YOU as bubble gum! Mexican notices shocked look on the White Guy's face as he spits out his gum Mexican: Hey is that Juicy Fruit!!! 2) A man and his friend are out hunting, when one is accidentally shot. In a panic, the hunter calls 911. "Help!" he exclaims. "I think I killed my best friend!" "Stay calm." replied the operator. "First, make sure he's dead." There's a pause, followed by a gunshot. "Okay, now what?" 3) There was a mirror that if you lied to it, you would get sucked in A red head goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world." She gets sucked in. A brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world." She gets sucked in. A blonde goes up to the mirror and says "I think..." She gets sucked into the mirror. 4) !!!RACIST JOKE WARNING!!! (please note: even though I find this joke slightly funny I am not a racist at all and I am friends with many people of other cultures, races, religions e.t.c. they take the jokes because they know I'm not) Guy 1- Can God be Black? Guy 2- No, God cant be Black. Gods Perfect.
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Lord Master of Darkness�	Apr 13 2008, 07:48 PM Post #26
Posts: 6,570 Group: Former Monarchs Member #6,063 Joined: February 19, 2008 Xbox Live Gamertag: The Stig Pwnz Steam ID: mod1982	Best joke I can come up with that ain't too grown-up for the likes of a 15 or 14 year old would be the Epic Leave thread. It's been unstickied now, but please do yourself a favour and read it if you've not done so already
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Brick Mage	Apr 13 2008, 07:55 PM Post #27
I'll be there every step of the way... Posts: 4,813 Group: C Rank Legend Member #1,680 Joined: July 13, 2007	My friend told me this one. I hope I remember it right... Okay, so there are three ladies that go to a park. The guard at the gate says that if they step on a duck, they'll get chained to the ugliest person in the world of the opposite sex. They all say, "Okay," and continue into the park. One lady steps on a duck. She gets chained to an ugly guy. The second lady steps on a duck. She gets chained to an ugly guy. But the third lady doesn't step on a duck, and goes to live her entire life after that. But then suddenly, she gets chained to a really handsome guy. "Why did I get chained to you?" she asked. The handsome guy replied, "I dunno about you, but I stepped on a duck."



wowzaa1	Apr 13 2008, 07:59 PM Post #28
You are never quite the person you think you are Posts: 3,081 Group: E Rank Legend Member #4,510 Joined: December 22, 2007	Rascist Joke = NOT GOOD A duck went into a store. He looked at the guy manning the little store, and asked, 'Got any duck food?' The guy said, 'No' The duck came back the next day. He looked at the guy manning the little store, and asked, 'Got any duck food?' The guy said, 'I told you yesterday, NO!' The duck came back the next day. He looked at the guy manning the little store, and asked, 'Got any duck food?' The guy said, 'No, and if you ask one more time, I will nail your feet to the ceiling!!!' The duck came back the next day. He looked at the guy manning the little store, and asked, 'Got any nails?' The guy said, 'No...' 'Got any duck food?'



Lord Tora Unlimited Crusader	Apr 14 2008, 03:19 AM Post #29
【The Knight of Tigers 】 Posts: 5,462 Group: Former Monarchs Member #6,733 Joined: March 17, 2008 Gender: Male Country: Australia 3DS Friend Code: 0404-6433-6113 Steam ID: crusaderandtimothy	MY EPIC FAIL JOKE: Um... can I put every post I've ever made here in this section, or will that fill up too much space?
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Lord Bowie	Apr 14 2008, 10:41 PM Post #30
What is the difference between a duck? Posts: 4,799 Group: Former Monarchs Member #7,312 Joined: April 10, 2008 Playstation Network ID: Allbowdown Xbox Live Gamertag: allbowdown	Sony Had owned all of Gamings awards, and held all of the highest statistics in sales and functionality. then Microsoft released its Xbox and a new category was born, "Largest Gaming Console" this served as a blemish to Sony's resume.... so they made the PS3. the PS3 captured this new category and even spawned the "Heaviest Console" category. BUT.. by this time Microsoft had already released th 360 and the Xbox Live service which was winning online awards left and right. Sony tried to compete but lacked the decent programmers and console users to match the XBL service. so they made HOME... COME!! PLAY A GAME WHERE YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU DO IN REAL LIFE!!! except on the third rate Playstation 3!
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