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Topic Started: Apr 4 2008, 07:49 PM (1,197 Views)
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Need help? I'll pull up a few quotes of mine.

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Heh... Time for my time for shining time!!! TIME!!!

Well.

Fist off, don't act diffrently when your with her than when your with your best friend.

If she says shes ugly, then turn around and tell her that shes a **Bleep**ing goddess.

If she is afraid of touching people. Give her hugs and walk along side her. And when the time is right just hold her hand.

If she likes a nother guy. Pay attention and lern what she thinks and likes about the guy. Then try to perswade her that you are better for her.

Allways take her needs first. Ask her questions. Never ramble about yourself.

If she ask you a question. Aswer it! Be truethful. even if the truth hurts. Its better to be trustworthy and hurtful than a SAP!

If she is curious about why you started to act diffrently. SHOW HER THIS TOPIC! (Trust me, i did that about 6 times for 4 diffrent girls they all got a laugh out of it.) On the good side, You got her to know that you are insacure about her feelings for you. And on the bad side. you have to explain any questions she might have. But if you don't know the anwser then have HER wright a replie to this topic.

Don't over do it. Don't buy her lots of gifts. (besides, then you will only have to buy her more) Give her things you created or made yourself.

From what i have read about you. You are shy. You should definatly ask her to read this with you. so that you can ask her, her optionions about this. (then secrecly wright back to me and tell me what she said about my post) Anyway... (since she is probebly reading this)

Try to be her closest friends. Then try to be even more closer. If she is touchable. PLAY!!! *cough cough*

Anyways hope you the best of luk.

Neoaptt - out.


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what advice? This advice sucks. I haven't gotten laid once!!!

but you do get a lot of close friends and you are never spoken bad about. Unless there is a jelous guy.

But then you can become his friend. And when he trust you completely. Slowly monipulate his life untill it turns to hell and he commits suicide.

That could just be me. But you get the point.

Don't make enimies. And remember this. This is what my dad said to me

"don't take stuff personaly. Because deep down. No one really cares about your emotions. So just let it pass and get on with it. No reason to hold onto feelings that others don't care about. So don't play this guilt trip no one will care enough to help. Expeuly in your generation."

so i take things light headedly. When a girl says she hates me. I ask her why and then when i get down to the bottom of it. I can fix it.

With this attitude no one can stay mad at you for more than a day. And you can't stay mad at anyone. Once you sit down and think things out.

oh yah. And when you talk to a girl. Don't anilize every word she says.

If you get caught on something like. example

"hey one of my boyfriends told me that you arn't all that cool."

don't spend all your day figuring out who her boyfriend is. She is probebly just messing with you. So you mess back.

"wow. You must be a slut. Since your talking to me and i'm uncool. You must want me to **Bleep** or something."

I know it sounds cheesey and arse crazy but.

"wow. you are rude and selfish."

then

"Well you went out of your way to tell me that one of your boyfirends told me that im not cool. How you struck up a conversation i can only imagine. 'hey you know so-and-so right?' (guy)'yah, he is really uncool'. So why would you start up a conversation about me unless you were checking me out?"

Her

"..."

She walks away or say something like

"cheap arse"

or something else rude. Then you folow her and say.

"What are you doning saturday night?"


TUH DA!!! You just got a date.
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Apr 4 2008, 06:49 PM

"Well you went out of your way to tell me that one of your boyfirends told me that im not cool. How you struck up a conversation i can only imagine. 'hey you know so-and-so right?' (guy)'yah, he is really uncool'. So why would you start up a conversation about me unless you were checking me out?"

Her

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She walks away or say something like

"cheap arse"

or something else rude. Then you folow her and say.

"What are you doning saturday night?"


TUH DA!!! You just got a date.

That, or she thinks your a conceited faggort and doesn't want anything to do with you.
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You boys make me so pissed <_<

Ok, you want a date, here's the first rule: Drop the egotism. You're not Hercules, and you're not the most amazing thing since Jesus-juice. Be a normal, average guy who respects women, and sees them as people and not some.... animal to be manipulated through her insecurities and desires!!! You want us to care about you? It's simple. Care about us and our feelings on a level somewhat deeper than some transient desire for sex and affirmation of your little piece of BS, "manhood."

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Fist off, don't act diffrently when your with her than when your with your best friend.


Good advice if you're friends. But if you're anything more than that, she should feel special, just like you should. Do you want your wife to treat you like her girl-friends?

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If she says shes ugly, then turn around and tell her that shes a **Bleep**ing goddess.


The worst thing that could happen here is that she'll believe you. The potential for harm here is exponential. No. The trick here is to find something you genuinely admire and like. Find TRUE things to build her self-esteem with, not lies aimed at manipulating her to like you, like some selfish prig.

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If she likes a nother guy. Pay attention and lern what she thinks and likes about the guy. Then try to perswade her that you are better for her.


Be yourself, and let us think for ourselves. And for heaven sake, don't argue with us about who we like X_X Don't be affectatious or pretentious, or full of yourself. We can tell, and we hate that.

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Allways take her needs first. Ask her questions. Never ramble about yourself.


There's good advice in every rotten barrel. Thus, this quote.

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If she is curious about why you started to act diffrently. SHOW HER THIS TOPIC! (Trust me, i did that about 6 times for 4 diffrent girls they all got a laugh out of it.) On the good side, You got her to know that you are insacure about her feelings for you. And on the bad side. you have to explain any questions she might have. But if you don't know the anwser then have HER wright a replie to this topic.


If you want to keep your gf FOR THE LOVE ALL THAT IS HOLY, NO!



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If she ask you a question. Aswer it! Be truethful. even if the truth hurts. Its better to be trustworthy and hurtful than a SAP!


This has to do with the individual girl. Some can be told that their fat, and love you for it; others will hate you for the rest of your life. (I personally hate you pretty much for being interested in me in the first place, but that's just me). In any case, know who you're talking to, and be accordingly evasive. Finding a way to kindly say "I care about you despite your faults," is generally the best course of action. We don't like being lied to, but we don't like feeling insecure with our faults either.

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what advice? This advice sucks. I haven't gotten laid once!!!


My nausea knows no bounds.

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but you do get a lot of close friends and you are never spoken bad about. Unless there is a jelous guy.

But then you can become his friend. And when he trust you completely. Slowly monipulate his life untill it turns to hell and he commits suicide.


WTF are you talking about?

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"don't take stuff personaly. Because deep down. No one really cares about your emotions. So just let it pass and get on with it. No reason to hold onto feelings that others don't care about. So don't play this guilt trip no one will care enough to help. Expeuly in your generation."


BS. Grow up, and learn to care about people besides yourself.

But yeah, there's value to not taking things personally, although it should be due to humility, and not blatant, hateful and cynical apathy <_<

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"wow. You must be a slut. Since your talking to me and i'm uncool. You must want me to **Bleep** or something.


For a moment there, I honestly hoped that you'd say this to the wrong person, that she'd be hurt by it, kill herself, and make your realize the complete BS your preaching. I'm not normally that hateful. You, my friend, have achieved new grounds with my already feminist attitudes.

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That, or she thinks your a conceited faggort and doesn't want anything to do with you.


TAH DAH! We have a winner!
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Yea that's right. Got your *** kicked....

Side note, I haven't even read this topics except for Yvette’s post.... So here’s my advice for you...

Ask yourself, " Can this girl help me breed a superior race?" ( direct quote from house)..

.......Please don't rip to sunders Yvette...I'm just joking. * winces*

Hmm, Just by looking at that one post and knowing the user I can guess that she's properly in the right, So I’ll spare you some painful sarcasm and ranting and give us both a break.

EDIT: Side note. What the hell are you using the word **Bleep** here? unless that word has a meaning I don't know it seems kinda....Mean....and offensive.


EDIT AGAIN!
Yea, Yvette was right. This isn't very good advice... There's a few decent pieces, other than that bleh.
Annoy me and i'll bite your head off.
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neoaptt
Apr 4 2008, 06:49 PM
If she is afraid of touching people. Give her hugs and walk along side her. And when the time is right just hold her hand.

Shoot. I just realized by that quote that you're every guy I ever hated. IF SOMEONE DISLIKES PHYSICAL CONTACT, GLOMPING DOESN'T HELP.
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Ask yourself, " Can this girl help me breed a superior race?" ( direct quote from house)..

.......Please don't rip to sunders Yvette...I'm just joking. * winces*


I'm tempted... I'm sorely tempted.

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Aww, you know I'm kidding you Jacob :P *glomps and huggles*


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Shoot. I just realized by that quote that you're every guy I ever hated. IF SOMEONE DISLIKES PHYSICAL CONTACT, GLOMPING DOESN'T HELP.


AMEN!

*cough* usually *cough*
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Apr 4 2008, 09:52 PM
You boys make me so pissed <_<

Okay, that's not fair. You can't say all guys are like that, because we're not.


Dude, this advice fails. I agree with Yvette. It's how I treat my girlfriend, and now we're near 7 months.
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I'm not scared of them but I keep my distance, Vermillion. Most of them are superficial sluts that are just disgusting. When they check me out, I just ignore them.

UGH!!! I hate 'em!! Those girls who only care about big muscles and a nice a$$. Or those girls who are stuck up and conceited. 90% of them are that way!!

My hate for these girls is deep. I'm actually surprised, no SHOCKED, when I meet a girl that is actually nice...


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Apr 4 2008, 09:00 PM
I'm not scared of them but I keep my distance, Vermillion. Most of them are superficial sluts that are just disgusting. When they check me out, I just ignore them.

UGH!!! I hate 'em!! Those girls who only care about big muscles and a nice a$$. Or those girls who are stuck up and conceited. 90% of them are that way!!

My hate for these girls is deep. I'm actually surprised, no SHOCKED, when I meet a girl that is actually nice...

Better watch yourself man. Yvette will rip your heart and eat it before you can blink.

90%? That seems kinda harsh. I know some very nice girls.. However perhaps it's different over by you...Meh

as far as Yvette being pissed with boys. Meh....Bad choice of words on her part or something.
Annoy me and i'll bite your head off.
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I don't have a girl friend (quite glad actually, I'm the only guy to be able to control his emotions... that's sad) so I really can't judge this, but I treat girls with respect, they're not trophies, prizes, etc. THEY ARE HUMANS!!! Yeah, to all you girl obbsesed guys out there, girls are our equals, remember that. One of my best friends is a girl, last time I checked she wasn't a trophy and if a guy said any of the stuff in this topic to her... well lets just say it'd be the last thing he would ever say. Think about it, it's just cruel to say most of this stuff to ANYONE! If you wouldn't say it to your best friend, why to the girl you like? It's called logic. No offense to who ever wrote this but I am right, you are wrong... I'm very sorry if this offends you.

OH! And Yvette, not all guys are like that, I'm not, that's a stereotype... which is bad. And some girls suck up to guys, like my best friends ex-girlfriend, I wanted to kill her, she tried to ruin our friendship. Okay, so please, next time think of those who don't go all GA-GA over girls. Those (me) who treat them as equals. Thanks, you're awesome! (that last part was RANDOM!)
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Apr 4 2008, 10:05 PM
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I'm not scared of them but I keep my distance, Vermillion. Most of them are superficial sluts that are just disgusting. When they check me out, I just ignore them.

UGH!!! I hate 'em!! Those girls who only care about big muscles and a nice a$$. Or those girls who are stuck up and conceited. 90% of them are that way!!

My hate for these girls is deep. I'm actually surprised, no SHOCKED, when I meet a girl that is actually nice...

Better watch yourself man. Yvette will rip your heart and eat it before you can blink.

90%? That seems kinda harsh. I know some very nice girls.. However perhaps it's different over by you...Meh

as far as Yvette being pissed with boys. Meh....Bad choice of words on her part or something.

Well, you must not know very many women then. It's all about how sexy you are and I've seen it. If a guy is ugly they won't even be friends with that person.

And she can rip me however she wants, it doesn't change the facts. It could just be because of the place I grew up in, but that's my experience. If a hot girl wants me, I tend to just stay away. The hot ones are hot and they know it, so they're automatically stuck up and they'll likely leave you when they find someone better. But it's not just the hot ones that are stuck up and only care about looks either.

Maybe someday I'll meet a "real" girl, but until then my outlook will remain the same. Plus I agree with Yvette about the advice posted in the first post. It is flawed in so many ways. I was going to point it out, but Yvette already did.

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Apr 4 2008, 09:00 PM
I'm not scared of them but I keep my distance, Vermillion. Most of them are superficial sluts that are just disgusting. When they check me out, I just ignore them.

UGH!!! I hate 'em!! Those girls who only care about big muscles and a nice a$$. Or those girls who are stuck up and conceited. 90% of them are that way!!

My hate for these girls is deep. I'm actually surprised, no SHOCKED, when I meet a girl that is actually nice...

I totally agree with you, this group of chicks just kept following me and my bro everywhere, saying crap like "OHHH LOOK AT HIS BUTT, HE'S A MANNNN" me and my bro just kinda looked back at them and gave them a dirty look, and then fled off into the shoe department XD but they dressed and acted like total sluts.

Too many people are like that these days.
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Like I said... gay is the way to go. That way, there's no guesswork involved.

Heck yes.

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I'm not scared of them but I keep my distance, Vermillion. Most of them are superficial sluts that are just disgusting. When they check me out, I just ignore them.

UGH!!! I hate 'em!! Those girls who only care about big muscles and a nice a$$. Or those girls who are stuck up and conceited. 90% of them are that way!!

My hate for these girls is deep. I'm actually surprised, no SHOCKED, when I meet a girl that is actually nice...

amen to that.
Alot of girls are superfiscal sluts. Not them all. But enough. Its nice when you meet the ones that aren't.

Honestly though. Advice=sucks.
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the girl i like probably thinks i'm a *bleep!*ing retard.
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NOW i see. why everyone has there own opintion.

just look at what i got yall to say?

this is way better than what i could come up with. But in the long run. People have their own way of being themselves.

Like i said "example" this is my example of me talking with a girl.

Every1 who knows me know what i'm like. So i can get away with it.

you can't say if you like me or not from the internet. I have ways of making things work.

You may think what what the advice i gave the guys might be opsolite. But you are exacly right. It sucks. And you know why. This is for all the guys who think this is good advice. Then an acual girl comes around and says it sucks. Then the guys readding this have an apifiny. like "yah this really does suk. So screw you neoaptt".

I don't take things online personaly since i'm never going to see you in real life. And i have no obligation to make amends with someone i never will see.
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Lol, Neo, that's about as believable a ruse as Royal's alt characters. And whether you like it or not, people are people on the internet, and hate is hate, and feelings are feelings. It's great if you've learned not to let things bug you; we should all do that in real life too! But, we should'nt have apathy for people and their feelings just because "IT'S TEH INTERNETZ!"

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the girl i like probably thinks i'm a *bleep!*ing retard.


Actually, most of us like retards; it makes us feel more secure with ourselves, and less afraid of you :P

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Okay, that's not fair. You can't say all guys are like that, because we're not.


Last night, I really was pissed with guys for existing though. Most men that I know really are like Neo's guide suggest, and are absolutely full of themselves, and want nothing out of me but something to stroke their egos with. Granted, there are some wonderful guys out there; they're just generally not as interested in women as the others. Prince Charming is rare phenomenon indeed.

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Most of them are superficial sluts that are just disgusting. When they check me out, I just ignore them.

UGH!!! I hate 'em!! Those girls who only care about big muscles and a nice a$$. Or those girls who are stuck up and conceited. 90% of them are that way!!

My hate for these girls is deep. I'm actually surprised, no SHOCKED, when I meet a girl that is actually nice...


Lol, gender wars for the win! Actually, I'm inclined to agree with Neo here. I simply hate romance altogether, because it brings out the worst in everyone. Truth be told, most of these superficial sluts are relatively nice people who are either terrified, or incompetent. I suppose the boys I'm so annoyed with are probably the same way when you take them out of a romantic setting.

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OH! And Yvette, not all guys are like that, I'm not, that's a stereotype... which is bad. And some girls suck up to guys, like my best friends ex-girlfriend, I wanted to kill her, she tried to ruin our friendship. Okay, so please, next time think of those who don't go all GA-GA over girls. Those (me) who treat them as equals. Thanks, you're awesome! (that last part was RANDOM!)


Stereotypes are well-founded generalizations based on a wealth of prior experience. Although they can not be practically applied to every individual, or used in anything other than theoretical thinking, they can give us a fairly good idea of what the negatives or positives of a specific culture are. In short, stereotypes are based on truth, and are only bad when used practically.

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Well, you must not know very many women then. It's all about how sexy you are and I've seen it. If a guy is ugly they won't even be friends with that person.


Lol, even I'm not this harsh. I think the culture of the society you've grown up in may be somewhat demented... I mean, even I don't have this cynical a view of men XD

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The hot ones are hot and they know it, so they're automatically stuck up and they'll likely leave you when they find someone better.


OH, a true stereotype indeed. Beauty is bad for your ego. I agree here almost whole-heartedly, although there are some nice ones out there.

Let's try not to be too bitter though X_X

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But it's not just the hot ones that are stuck up and only care about looks either.


Bah, humbug. I think you may be confusing stuck up with insecure and in need of affirmation.

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Maybe someday I'll meet a "real" girl, but until then my outlook will remain the same.


Best of luck with that ^_^ Although, I would argue that a positive, or at least open attitude usually help with such things.

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I totally agree with you, this group of chicks just kept following me and my bro everywhere, saying crap like "OHHH LOOK AT HIS BUTT, HE'S A MANNNN" me and my bro just kinda looked back at them and gave them a dirty look, and then fled off into the shoe department lol3ho.gif but they dressed and acted like total sluts.

Too many people are like that these days.


AMERICA, AMERICA, HOW WE LOVE YOUR WESTERN CULTURE! WITH RICH YOUNG SLUTS, AND INCOMPETENT PARENTS, YOUR VIRTUES FLY ON AND ON! AND IN EUROPE, WE'RE JUST AS GOOD, WITH A SPOILED WELFARE CULTURE, AND WHINEY YOUTH WHO WONT GIVE UP A JOB THEY SUCK BALLS AT, SO CROWN OUR GOOD, WITH BROTHERHOOD, FROM SEA, TO POLLUTED UKRAINE!

But seriously guys, I hate flirtatious girls as much as the next person, but be careful what you say. We're more sensitive than you give us credit for. Also, there IS a female minority here, who wouldn't want to feel unwelcome (*IS A BLATANT AND UNABASHED HYPOCRITE*)
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Well stated.

I really don't know what to say... I mean i have a few core belives that i can share but you'll think there stupid. Or steriotypish.

I don't know. Right now i'm outside waching my garrage sale go to hell.

So i really can't think of anything deep right now.
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Although, I would argue that a positive, or at least open attitude usually help with such things.
Well I am positive that I won't always meet a slut, and I am positive I will meet someone that isn't that way. Oh and that reminds me! Girls are also liars! Too many times I've had a girl lie to me to not hurt my feelings, when they just got hurt once I found out the truth... I like brutal honesty! It's not so hard to hurt my feelings, because atleast if you're telling the truth it's the truth. I'm really care free so I don't take things too seriously..

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