Renegade Dusk (S_B)

Aug 31 2010, 04:31 PM

N.E.R.D. Blaine

Aug 31 2010, 01:55 PM

Renegade Dusk (S_B)

Aug 31 2010, 01:52 PM

Renegade Dusk (S_B)

Aug 31 2010, 01:28 PM

N.E.R.D. Blaine

Aug 31 2010, 01:18 PM

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep*spit take*

Miracle's probably at school. TUC's probably.....sleeping? Don't know what time is it over in Australia, maybe he's sleeping...or at school...or...something. xP

And why would they be afraid of wedding vows, Miracle is getting/already is/(orsomething) married. And TUC was e-married too....I think? Though, if I recall correctly, it was against his will. If you really want to scare TUC, just show him the color pink.

What? No one wants me to elaborate on this? Everyone already knows about TUC's fangirl and everything she put him through?

0_0" Wow, so who told you guys? Was it Miracle? TUC? Devlin? Or were you all around at the time and I didn't know until just now?

Who exactly is his fangirl? Also, after a bit of an Archive binge...

**Takes a golden toilet seat out of his T-shirt and throws it somewhere random**

I'm glad you asked! *decides to elaborate*

In the year 20XX, all was right in the little forum known as Sonic Blast. Debates were going on between members, the Sonic games were being discused, mods were moderating, the trolls were trolling, everything seemed perfect in the internet.

Especially, the Casino Park. It was there where everyone had a good ol' time, kicking back and playing the forum games. We had the Shack, the 'Count to 1 million' thread, the 'You're banned...' thread, and then we had the 'I summon' thread.

It was there where a young Miracle did battle with other members, by summoning various fast food restaurants to counter other fast food restaurants. Earlier, she had summoned a logical explanation, stating to a young FireFly (whose name was changed to Summer later on) that you couldn't possibly force someone's romantic feelings for you by hitting them with a massive Piko-Piko hammer (This someone being TUC).

But then, it happened....

Young TUC

 

*peeks out from underneath cardboard box* I SUMMON SOLID SNAKE'S CARDBOARD BOX TO HIDE FROM FIREFLY'S HAMMER, MIRACLE'S LOGIC...

He insulted Miracle's logic...

You NEVER (and I seriously mean NEVER) insult Miracle's logic...Ever...

Let's just say....at that moment, all of hell broke lose. For TUC, at least.

Young Miracle

 

My logic?! What's so wrong with my logic?! It's true! Nothing good can come out from forced romance. Especially when you force with violence (I said 'force with force' last time just to use irony).
But all right. If you think that's wrong, then I'll play along with what should be right. To force someone to fall in love...

I summon a pink cage with heart-shaped adornments and a cell phone!
Now, with this cage that can only break/open when the prisoner shows true love, I trap TUC! And with this cell phone, I'll call FireFly, to give her a heads up!

(Imitating guy from ridiculous comercial)Heeeeeeeeello? (Normally) FireFly? It's Mira. Guess what I have here for you. It's a surprise. I suggest you come on over and don't forget to bring that hammer! You're gonna need it.

It was the biggest mistake of TUC's life, for he had now been trapped inside that terrible prision. But the worst had yet to come.

Young Summer

 

*ship flies in and I jump out of it and land next to yall. swings hammer over shoulder* I'm hear! now now TUC. fighting it only makes it worse. *sweetly smiles with an evil grin after words*

Young TUC

 

NO! Not into the cage! It BUUUUUUUURNS!

Actually, come to think of i- *catches sight of FireFly* Yes! It burns! IT DEFINITELY BURNS!

And thus, our heroic Crusader has been trapped inside with Summer. Never to see the light of day again.

Later on, Summer left Sonic Blast and for a time, peace ruled over Sonic Blast. (For TUC, at least)

But, it happened....

Thanks to a young lilsonic, Summer had made a triumphant return to this very forum, much to TUC's despair. Especially when you consider the fact that Devlin, laughing at the Crusader's dismay, constantly poked fun at TUC and how he was going to be the best man at the wedding.

And so, another legend has come and gone from this magnificent forum.

~The End...for now~

Crusader (TUC)

Aug 31 2010, 04:35 PM

Wow.

Um.

Wasn't expecting THAT to show up on trhe page when I logged in today.

>_>

<_<

That event was emotionally traumatic. *melodramatic*

Cy-Fox

Aug 31 2010, 04:32 PM

Crusade -unenthusiastic wave- Where's the Shack surgeon? I need some morphine. -points to his back-

CR-S01

Aug 31 2010, 04:42 PM

Cy-Fox

Aug 31 2010, 04:32 PM

Crusade -unenthusiastic wave- Where's the Shack surgeon? I need some morphine. -points to his back-

I have morphine!

But ah...

-holding two unlabeled, identical bottles-

One's euthanasia. One's morphine.

WILL YOU TAKE THE GAMBLE?