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Corrupt a wish!; Crush a dream today!
Topic Started: Mar 11 2008, 04:36 PM (20,363 Views)
sMy PANCAKES
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Self-loathing optimist.
Basicly, it works like this. The poster will wish for something and then the next post will grant it, but screw it up horribly.

Example: 1st post:
I wish I had a sandwich.

2nd post:
Wish granted, but the meat is rubber.

Not too funny but meh. Get it, got it? Good.

I guess I'll begin

I wish I had a lawnmower.
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"You look like a queen, but you talk like a pawn..."
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Gallant Vision
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Granted, but the sickness comes back five times worse tomorrow.

I wish my adoptible from Valenth would be healthy. (I recently joined Valenth.)
I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask.

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Granted, but you DIE in its place because it brought light into Ganon's lair.

I wish I could eat as much as I used to.
 
Renegade Dusk
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Granted, but you eat too much and get really fat.

I wish that I could get started on my fanfiction already and that it would be the best story in the forum.
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Yeah, wish granted, but you don't come up with a new one and your account is suspended.

I wish for 2 more wishes on this post.

I wish the next wish would not get corrupted.

I wish I had invincibility to wish corruption.
 
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Granted, but the first wish counts as one of the two, meaning the third doesn't go into affect, meaning there's no third wish for the second wish to protect from corruption, meaning that, in reality, you have completely wasted two wishes instead of being able to wish three times in a row to keep your wishes from getting corrupted. (Long-winded, aren't I?)

I wish Sonic was known throughout the universe!
I have an interest in spriting. If anyone has a request, don't hesitate to ask.

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Lady Miracle
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[insert something cheerful here]

Granted but the aliens then come for you and take you away, theatening that if there is a so-called hedgehog like him, you must tell them where. Too bad they don't realize he's fictional.

I wish I had better ideas for my upcoming fanfiction.
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Granted but everyone hates them.

I wish I won a million dollars.
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Lady Miracle
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[insert something cheerful here]

(I already made a wish like that one. It's extremely easy to corrupt.)
Granted, but they're counterfeit and you were tricked by whoever gave you the price.

I wish I were famous!
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Granted, but the paparatzi (<I don't know if thats how you write that word) never leave you alone.

I wish for two hundred un-corruptable wishes.
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Granted, but you're BARNEY.

I wish for THREE more wishes.

I wish the next wish would be protected from corruption.

I wish all my wishes were invincible to corruption.
 
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Oh god, my post was stolen!
 
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ee2_the_hedgehog
Oct 30 2008, 03:13 PM
Granted, but you're BARNEY.

I wish for THREE more wishes.

I wish the next wish would be protected from corruption.

I wish all my wishes were invincible to corruption.
Granted but you accidentally make your next uncorruptable wish be that you turn into Barney's boyfriend and that the rest of your wishes are corruptable again.

I wish for something delicious, healthy and good to eat right now.
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Granted, but instead of yummy broccoli, you get BRUSSEL SPROUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I wish my hamsters weren't afraid of me.
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Granted, but your hamsters turn out to actually be ferrets and you get metamorphosed into a penguin for no apparent reason.

I wish I had N+.
Indeed, there is nothing more repulsive than these monsters that defy nature and are known by the name of witcher, as they are the offspring of foul sorcery and witchcraft. They are unscrupulous scoundrels without conscience and virtue, veritable creatures from hell capable only of taking lives. They have no place amongst decent and honest folk.
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