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Corrupt a wish!; Crush a dream today!
Topic Started: Mar 11 2008, 04:36 PM (20,366 Views)
sMy PANCAKES
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Self-loathing optimist.
Basicly, it works like this. The poster will wish for something and then the next post will grant it, but screw it up horribly.

Example: 1st post:
I wish I had a sandwich.

2nd post:
Wish granted, but the meat is rubber.

Not too funny but meh. Get it, got it? Good.

I guess I'll begin

I wish I had a lawnmower.
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"You look like a queen, but you talk like a pawn..."
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Epic NO!sayer
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NO!
granted, but again, you turn into a puppy, with no defenses. A fenrir has already been, so they kill you to prevent another one.

I wish I was a puppy cerberus
"Hey hey hey! It's you'r lucky day! Do you want a thousand do-"NO!""Really?"*takes of sunglasses*"no."*puts sunglasses back on."You really su-"NO!"*fires eyelazor* *puts on new sunglasses*


Character code:
-Epic NO!sayer- -BlackHogX50- -Chaos Lord-

absent
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Amarok
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Fear the cold...
Granted. After seeing the fenris before, they see Cerberus, scare their pants off, and kill you too.

I wish I was a good wolf god.
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The Original Characters

Ezekial, Alex, Zephyr, Neo, Pulse,Luna,Maya,Bob, Rose.
Ezekial Wolffe

This is just some super old artwork, worry not of it.
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Epic NO!sayer
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NO!
Granted, you are mistaken for an evil wolf god and killed. by an almighty her. in your sleep. by poisoning. and burning. and drowning. and choking.

Um, I mean, NO!

I wish I was an Epic Bodyguard, with the power to shutup everyone by just saying "NO!"
"Hey hey hey! It's you'r lucky day! Do you want a thousand do-"NO!""Really?"*takes of sunglasses*"no."*puts sunglasses back on."You really su-"NO!"*fires eyelazor* *puts on new sunglasses*


Character code:
-Epic NO!sayer- -BlackHogX50- -Chaos Lord-

absent
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Fenroar
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Perfectionist
Granted. You shut everybody up. But now you have no friends...

I wish I have gills and I can breath both air and in water.
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Epic NO!sayer
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NO!
granted. But you choke. somehow.

I wish for a legal position
"Hey hey hey! It's you'r lucky day! Do you want a thousand do-"NO!""Really?"*takes of sunglasses*"no."*puts sunglasses back on."You really su-"NO!"*fires eyelazor* *puts on new sunglasses*


Character code:
-Epic NO!sayer- -BlackHogX50- -Chaos Lord-

absent
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Amarok
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Fear the cold...
Granted, you're the lawyer who everybody thinks is the bad guy.

I wish for an uncorrupted repeat.
Edited by Amarok, Jul 15 2011, 08:46 PM.
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The Original Characters

Ezekial, Alex, Zephyr, Neo, Pulse,Luna,Maya,Bob, Rose.
Ezekial Wolffe

This is just some super old artwork, worry not of it.
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Lady Miracle
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[insert something cheerful here]

Granted, but you keep repeating the same wish over and over without actually doing anything else.

I wish I didn't need a diet.
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The Muffin Man's wife and a
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Theodore
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Launch Base Act 1
Granted, but now you're anorexic.

I wish for faster internet speed.
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Sup? I'm a brony.

I change my avatar to match my rank.

RPs I do. For my convenience.
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victim304
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Angel Island Act 1
Granted, it goes too fast and your computer blows up.

I wish for an online version of sonic adventure.
If anyone needs to get over a break up, go listen to "never turn back" by crush 40. The beginning will help you cry it out a little, when the guitar starts it'll help you get MAD at her/him, and the lyrics will help you get rid of the memories, never to turn back again. It helped me for sure.
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Chompman
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The Jaw-ggernaught of Justice.
granted, it sucks. BADLY.
I wish that I was like Dan Smith.
(cookie for the one who gets the reference :) )
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The Dark Jaws of Justice. My bark is as equally deadly as my bite. I'm CHOMPMAN!

Everything you need to know about me....right in here!!!
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Epic NO!sayer
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NO!
Granted. I get all of your cookies.
(btw I don't get the reference)

I wish for the spirit temple to be not so damn annoying
"Hey hey hey! It's you'r lucky day! Do you want a thousand do-"NO!""Really?"*takes of sunglasses*"no."*puts sunglasses back on."You really su-"NO!"*fires eyelazor* *puts on new sunglasses*


Character code:
-Epic NO!sayer- -BlackHogX50- -Chaos Lord-

absent
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Juice
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Mexican hot-wings.
Wish granted but as soon as your about to complete it your game crashes.

I wish for unlimited uncorruptable wishes.
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victim304
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Angel Island Act 1
Granted, you die before getting to use any of them.

I wish my body constantly stayed at 60 degrees feirenheit (did I spell that right?)
If anyone needs to get over a break up, go listen to "never turn back" by crush 40. The beginning will help you cry it out a little, when the guitar starts it'll help you get MAD at her/him, and the lyrics will help you get rid of the memories, never to turn back again. It helped me for sure.
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Epic NO!sayer
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NO!
Yes, you spelled it right. Feirenheit equal to celcius times one thousand. So you die, by the way.

I may be wishing for this wish not to remain uncorrpuptedless, if I was lying.
"Hey hey hey! It's you'r lucky day! Do you want a thousand do-"NO!""Really?"*takes of sunglasses*"no."*puts sunglasses back on."You really su-"NO!"*fires eyelazor* *puts on new sunglasses*


Character code:
-Epic NO!sayer- -BlackHogX50- -Chaos Lord-

absent
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`TakeCare
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-sigh-
With corruption is everywhere the wish infects you and turns you into stinky mush.

I wish for soccer cleats to kick my cat with.
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