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Corrupt a wish!; Crush a dream today!
Topic Started: Mar 11 2008, 04:36 PM (20,370 Views)
sMy PANCAKES
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Self-loathing optimist.
Basicly, it works like this. The poster will wish for something and then the next post will grant it, but screw it up horribly.

Example: 1st post:
I wish I had a sandwich.

2nd post:
Wish granted, but the meat is rubber.

Not too funny but meh. Get it, got it? Good.

I guess I'll begin

I wish I had a lawnmower.
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"You look like a queen, but you talk like a pawn..."
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Epic NO!sayer
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NO!
granted, you now own an allergy to light sabers, spaceships and the force.

I wish that FiniteZero would stop eating my cookies!
"Hey hey hey! It's you'r lucky day! Do you want a thousand do-"NO!""Really?"*takes of sunglasses*"no."*puts sunglasses back on."You really su-"NO!"*fires eyelazor* *puts on new sunglasses*


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-Epic NO!sayer- -BlackHogX50- -Chaos Lord-

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FiniteZero
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Good vibes.
FiniteZero: Granted. Vestra eats them instead... And will kick your [censored] if you try to intervene.

Vestra: I could really go for some cookies right now.
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Telnaior
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Flying Battery Act 1
Granted: You tear open your stomach trying to get at them.
I wish for a wish.
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Epic NO!sayer
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NO!
granted. you wish you were dead.

granted, you are now a zombie

I wish I could find Waldo
"Hey hey hey! It's you'r lucky day! Do you want a thousand do-"NO!""Really?"*takes of sunglasses*"no."*puts sunglasses back on."You really su-"NO!"*fires eyelazor* *puts on new sunglasses*


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-Epic NO!sayer- -BlackHogX50- -Chaos Lord-

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Masamune
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Back from the Dead
Granted, but it is nothing but a cardboard cut-out of him.

I wish for a Godsmack album.
Edited by Masamune, May 31 2011, 09:07 PM.
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Sarune
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Hydrocity Act 1
Granted, it's shattered into pieces.

I wish that I could just be done with school!
What is darkness, but light surrounded by shadow?.....(And just to be a really big nerd...) Shadow that when paired with the light can truly overcome the new darkness.
Also, Rp's I'm involved in.

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Fenroar
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Perfectionist
Granted, but then you got sent to military school a day later. Mwahahaha!

I wish I was a wish.
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Epic NO!sayer
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NO!
Granted, you will never be wished. EVER.

I wish for _______
"Hey hey hey! It's you'r lucky day! Do you want a thousand do-"NO!""Really?"*takes of sunglasses*"no."*puts sunglasses back on."You really su-"NO!"*fires eyelazor* *puts on new sunglasses*


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-Epic NO!sayer- -BlackHogX50- -Chaos Lord-

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FiniteZero
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Good vibes.
Sarah: Granted, but god comes down and smites you for not coming up with an idea.

Tiamat: I wish Sarah was a little less violent.
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Fenroar
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Perfectionist
Granted, but she ends up being too nice that she pets an alligator and gets eaten.

I wish I was never cold or hot, always at a nice temperature.
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Epic NO!sayer
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NO!
Graned. It'll always be a nice temperature... FOR PEOPLE THAT LIKE IT AT 200000000000°C!!!!!!!!!!

I wish that number wasn't so high...
"Hey hey hey! It's you'r lucky day! Do you want a thousand do-"NO!""Really?"*takes of sunglasses*"no."*puts sunglasses back on."You really su-"NO!"*fires eyelazor* *puts on new sunglasses*


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-Epic NO!sayer- -BlackHogX50- -Chaos Lord-

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Sarune
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Hydrocity Act 1
Granted. It's now the answer to division by Zero. Oh great look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-/look what you've-

I wish that I would stop getting stuck in loops.
What is darkness, but light surrounded by shadow?.....(And just to be a really big nerd...) Shadow that when paired with the light can truly overcome the new darkness.
Also, Rp's I'm involved in.

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Epic NO!sayer
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NO!
Granted. You will forever be stuck in that one. (look what you've/look...)

I wish for the exact same thing tat the next person is going to wish for.
"Hey hey hey! It's you'r lucky day! Do you want a thousand do-"NO!""Really?"*takes of sunglasses*"no."*puts sunglasses back on."You really su-"NO!"*fires eyelazor* *puts on new sunglasses*


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-Epic NO!sayer- -BlackHogX50- -Chaos Lord-

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Sarune
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Hydrocity Act 1
Granted. We now have every disease in the world.

I wish that I no longer had those diseases.
What is darkness, but light surrounded by shadow?.....(And just to be a really big nerd...) Shadow that when paired with the light can truly overcome the new darkness.
Also, Rp's I'm involved in.

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victim304
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Angel Island Act 1
Granted, you now have every disease on another world.

I wish my dog wasn't a gay rapist. (he really is btw)
If anyone needs to get over a break up, go listen to "never turn back" by crush 40. The beginning will help you cry it out a little, when the guitar starts it'll help you get MAD at her/him, and the lyrics will help you get rid of the memories, never to turn back again. It helped me for sure.
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