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Corrupt a wish!; Crush a dream today!
Topic Started: Mar 11 2008, 04:36 PM (20,368 Views)
sMy PANCAKES
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Self-loathing optimist.
Basicly, it works like this. The poster will wish for something and then the next post will grant it, but screw it up horribly.

Example: 1st post:
I wish I had a sandwich.

2nd post:
Wish granted, but the meat is rubber.

Not too funny but meh. Get it, got it? Good.

I guess I'll begin

I wish I had a lawnmower.
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"You look like a queen, but you talk like a pawn..."
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FiniteZero
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Good vibes.
Sarah: Granted. You are now a fruit.

Sarah: I wish I had more free time. (Looks at Tiamat.)

Tiamat: What? Oh, right.
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Animeniac
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Hydrocity Act 2
Timat will cease to bother you. Instead, you hear his voice everywhere you go.

I wish I had some videogames.
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FiniteZero
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Good vibes.
(The name is Tiamat, not Timat. Plus, Tiamat is a she. And finally, Tiamat is not a bother to Sarah, she's her girlfriend, or in the RP, her fiancee. Finally, Sarah would spent that extra time with Tiamat.)

Tiamat: Granted. They are the worse video games in existance, and the utter horribleness makes your head implode.

Vestra: I wish my robotic hand had even MORE functions.
Edited by FiniteZero, Apr 29 2011, 11:36 AM.
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Masamune
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Back from the Dead
Granted. The only function it gets is a self-destruct function.

I wish for a block of cheese.
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FiniteZero
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Good vibes.
Sarah: Granted. The block of cheese comes to life and kills you.

Sebek: I wish I had more control over my alt form.
Fury: No he doesn't!
Sebek: SHUT UP!!!
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742 mph
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Strange, isn't it?
Granted, but the alternate form you have so much control over is a piece of toast. You can now easily transform into a piece of toast anytime you want.

I wish for complete mental control over the block of cheese that killed Static.
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FiniteZero
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Good vibes.
Vestra: Granted. However, you lose all control of your bladder and bowels.

Belazure: I wish for something.
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Animeniac
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Congrats, you got HomeWork! but it has a tendency of disappearing and walking off.

I wish to crush another persons dream.
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FiniteZero
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Good vibes.
Sarah: Granted. The dream you crush was a dream for world peace. There is now a nuclear winter. Good going.

Tiamat: I wish my fiancee wasn't sarcastic all of the time.
FiniteZero: But that's one of her best traits...
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742 mph
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Strange, isn't it?
Granted. She has now completely lost her sense of humor and acts like a robot with no personality at all.

I wish for that block of cheese I obtained to kill FiniteZero.
Edited by 742 mph, May 1 2011, 12:00 PM.
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Granted, its made out very stinky cheese that knocks you out whenever you're close to it.
I wish I had Cheese eating Ultimate Chimera.
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FiniteZero
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Good vibes.
742 mph
Apr 30 2011, 05:51 AM
Granted. He has now completely lost his sense of humor and acts like a robot with no personality at all.
(Uh, 742 mph, Tiamat's fiancee is Sarah, who is a she, not a he.)

Sarah: Granted. Cheese eats you too.

FiniteZero: I wish people would stop getting confused about the gender of my characters.
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SirSkylight
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The White Wolf
Granted they're now confused about your gender as some random guy wakes you up in the middle of the night and asks you if you are a boy or girl, you then get your first pokemon and set off on a pokemon journey that coming day.
I wish I could teach my pokemon how to Falcon Punch.
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Animeniac
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You did, but it only uses it on you.

I wish I had some guitar playing skills.
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Granted, But now no one will play with you.

I wish My Cats could understand me.
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