A Bagle Christmas Carol

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A Bagle Christmas Carol; Milkin' this baby for all it's worth!
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Mercoon	Dec 19 2007, 01:23 PM Post #1
Hydrocity Act 2 Posts: 105 Group: B Rank Adventurer Member #3,859 Joined: November 24, 2007	Hoo-boy! Here comes a parody that will make Charles Dickens spin in his grave! ...Somehow. ...Gotta figure out how that would be possible... Anyway, here goes A BAGLE CHRISTMAS CAROL Chapter One Bagle was working late that christmas eve. Bagle didn't like eve. He loved Christmas Day, but mot Eve. Make up your minds, People! When WAS Jesus born? were his thoughts. December was his ledger time so when the tax man came around he would be ready. This year, due to that Doom guy coming around, he had his work cut out for him, so he had hired an accountant. Paulie, the mouse. Now, this was a really scared guy. Like Bill Murray in What About Bob. After a while, Bagle put down his pencil. "Hey Paulie." "AAAGH! JEEZ, PLEASE MOTHER MARY SAVE ME!" Paulie yelled, surprised to say the least. "...OK, first, what the hell? Second, it's getting late, and nearly half of this stuff isn't done." "Ah, no, you're not gonna make me stay all night, are you? I-I have a family! I need to see my daughter!" "...Chill, alright? I was going to stay and play some Xbox once I'm done. You can go whenever you want." Bagle went back to writing up his W-2 and deducting crap offa it with TAXMASTERŽ! The great software that that can get you HUNDREDS off your deductible! DING! But enough product placement. Paulie looked close at him. "You... you're serious? I can go home and everything?" "...Would I lie to you? I'm no scrooge." Bagle said, defeating the purpose of the story. "Oh, god bless you, Bagle!" Paulie said, close to tears. Bagle looked at him funny. "OK, great, by the way, here's the name of my phycaytrist. I highly suggest you go see him sooner or later." Paulie took the name and ran out. Bagle looked at the door. "...WHEW! Thank god he's gone, what a neurotic." Bagle threw down the pencil and went downstairs to the shooting gallery, where he grabbed a beer and started up Star Wars Battlefront II on his secret behind-the-gun-rack TV. The screen read: "BGLE 128's ONLINE FRIENDS: DarthSkipp SilverSithLord VectorFactor99 MarleySpirit118" "...Who's that last guy?" Bagle asked himself. END OF (Short, I admit) CHAPTER ONE
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Tux	Dec 19 2007, 06:17 PM Post #2
Donning the Outfit Posts: 1,863 Group: S Rank Hero Member #1,450 Joined: June 23, 2007	Well, you did show that other people are speaking, not exactly in the spaced way, but you still show it. First part made me laugh, so keep it up.
	GOT THE WHOLE WORLD AHEAD OF YA, KID.


~~Venoma3d~~	Dec 20 2007, 07:00 AM Post #3
Lava Reef Act 2 Posts: 4,447 Group: Game Over :( Member #2,895 Joined: October 13, 2007	well it was allright but I think it was too short ...and yes it was kinda funny



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