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Feh...

Wish I wasn't such a bleeding heart.

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Please. I've already doubled its weight with strategically-applied buckshot.

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That's nothing. I lost 30 pounds in a minute by having my legs bitten off by a mountain lion.

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My fallen enemies and forgotten lovers outnumber the stars in the sky!
--Vashyron, Resonance of Fate

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Not at the ones sub-operated by Aramark for Disney cast...

*shakes head*

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*kills somebody*

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*leaps out of the shadows, delivering a flying kick to LPK's spine*

STRIFE!

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*kills someone*

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"This place lacks sense."
"Sense is lacking in this place."

*cue "Jesters of the Moon"*

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*falls from the ceiling on top of somebody*

Oww...

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honk.

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I'm where everything feels like it's falling apart on top of me...

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This is no time to be clowning around.

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[/zantetsuken]

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*drops a giant crystal on Fish*

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Tesla needs a goddamn Coke.

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*drops a fragment of metal ceiling on TUC, with me still standing on it*

I said shut up.

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Oh great, the dad and brother are arguing again...

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*passes through the Shack carrying the equivalent of a munitions dump*

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Bluh.

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