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DAMN IT! ...Grr, stupid "Jagged Dagger" random event, stole a quarter of my planets, even MARS.
Went alluvasudden to war with the other guys, jeezus.

hello
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste...
Welcome. If you find your way to the Shack, do not interrupt the randomness. Otherwise TUC will smite you, Devlin will... do something, or I will lay your soul to waste.
...or peck out your eyes. That works too.

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por favor mantengan de alejados de las puertas.

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*shoots Devlin with blunderbuss*

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HEY, SQUIDHEAD! About those goodbyes...
Uh, buh-bye!

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*leaves workshop, hangs a sign on the locked door*

NO ADMITTANCE. CONTENTS VOLATILE, NECESSARY, AND IN USE.
P.S.: Gone back to the god-fighting. I must be insane.

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PYLONS-PYLONS-PYLONS
PY-PY-PY-PYLONS
Bawlz!

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"These odds are terrible."

You're right. It does seem a little unfair.
*smashes ally*
There. Now it's fair.

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Huh... Did the creators get warning that "Rearview Mirror, Mirror" was gonna be the end of Megas, or were they just upping the ante that day in '05?

I mean, that's one incredible mecha slamdown right there.

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You know you don't stand a chance.

I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'! *FALCON PUNCH*

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I don't really have an "evil" side. I'm pretty much "good" all the way through. It's more "chivalric" vs. "pragmatic," really.

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I've finally watched through both seasons of Megas XLR.

Now that it's over... I AM IN DESPAAAAAAAIR.

Seriously, why'd it have to die after two seasons?

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At least this dimension's safe from the evil me wreckin' it.

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No... NO! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! YOU BLEW IT ALL TO--

Wait a minute. Hope I didn't do this.

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...That would've come in handy last week, Dev. I'm not trying that portal spell anytime soon. *kicks crate of powerstones* ...Crap

*Big explosion*

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...I had opened a gateway in my workshop and giant carnivorous slugs started coming out! I had to get something to defend myself. I've kept the thing up, Blaire, no worries!

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...*glances around*

Is she gone?

*whisper* I share hammerspace with Blaire. Cut myself on that damn machete a coupla times.


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Yeah, but we've got cheapass secondhand hammerspace... Except maybe Devlin.

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I hadn't even checked them to see if they were faulty. I mean, a faulty magical artifact tends to be... unstable, you know? And powerstones are just full to the brim, generally, of energy that is by nature unstable. I mean, it takes-- Oh, here's the crate.

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No, of course not. I needed a "Devlin Alarm" that nobody would really try and duplicate. You've left enough junk around that I tailored it to set off whenever you passed through when I'm not around.

It'd still stop you for a few minutes, though.

Make sure you're not drinking anything.

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