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=SB= Chess Tourney!
Posted: May 31 2008, 11:19 AM Forum Archived News View full topic
Through the RedHotPawn service, Sonic Blast will be holding its first annual Chess Tourney in June/July. First though, we need to have people sign up and get some interest. So what you need to do is this: 1)Sign up here 2)Take the Red Hot Pawn tour 3)Post your RHP username here. 4)Await opponent matchmaking 5)Kick some butt.

Zetaboards
Posted: May 29 2008, 05:02 AM Forum Archived News View full topic
So I'm not suffering from a hangover after all...or am I?

EPIC LOL
Posted: May 28 2008, 10:05 AM Forum Act I: Chit-Chat Hangout View full topic
Sharon Stone puts an icepick into the back of Communism!

The =SB= Epic Joke Rating Thread
Posted: May 27 2008, 03:37 AM Forum Act I: Chit-Chat Hangout View full topic
Epic ten of ten. Forest Gump goes to Heaven Well it finally happened. Forest Gump died and went to heaven. But when he got to the gates, they were locked. Saint Peter came out and smiled. "It's good to have you here Forest, but we've gotten a bit overcrowded so new entrants have to pass an intelligence test." "Oh, I don't think I'm very good at tests." Forest said. "It's simple. Only three questions. First, how many days of the week start with the letter T. Then, how many seconds are there in a year, and finally what's God's first name?" Saint Peter has Forest sit down on a bench and think. After awhile, Forest goes back to the gate and Saint Peter comes out. "Well Forest. Are you ready?" "Yes your Saintliness." "All right. What days of the week start with the letter T?" "Well uh..I had to think awhile on that, but I figured it'd be Today and Tomorrow." Saint Peter frowned slightly but then smiled. "I should have been more specific on that, but I'll give it to you. How many seconds are there in a year?" "Twelve." Forest said. "TWELVE?" "Yes sir, January Second, February Second.." "All right. Again, I should have been more specific. I'll give you that one. But this one you have to get. What's God's first name?" "Oh, that was easy. It's Andy." "ANDY?" "Haven't you heard the song? Andy (And He) took me home, Andy gave me strength..Andy carried me over the hill.." Saint Peter shook his head and opened the gate and waved his right arm. "Run Forest, Run." Jack Bauer First Fact: 2. If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, 24 would be called 12. 3. Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them. 4. The Dinosaurs laughed at Jack Bauer. Once. 5. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. 6. There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot. It makes it easier to lose the satellites. 7. Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar. 8. As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg. 9. Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... six seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!" 10. Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interrogated and killed. 11. Jack Bauer snapped a store clerk in half because he had said "Have a nice day!" Nobody tells Jack Bauer what to do. 12. Jack Bauer doesn't cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow. 13. Jack Bauer's poker face is so good he once won a game of poker with monopoly money, an eight card from Uno, a joker, a visa card, a tissue, and an iPod nano. Jack Bauer can go more than 24 hours without eating or taking a dump. If you doubt this, there is over 6 DVD box sets to back it up. 14. During a trip to Seattle, Jack Bauer heard Grunge music for the first time and thought it sucked. Three days later, Kurt Cobain was dead. 15. Ken Jennings won every game of Jeopardy because he put "Jack Bauer" as the answer to Final Jeopardy, and Jack Bauer is never wrong. 16. Taco Bell used to close at midnight, until Jack Bauer decided he wanted to have burritos at 2 am. 17. Jack Bauer can go on a hunting trip with the Vice President and live. 18. On most Health insurance forms the last question is "Have you now, or ever in your past, made Jack Bauer mad? yes or no. 19. Jack Bauer quit heroin in 24 hours. 20. Jack Bauer does the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle on Saturdays. In pen. 21. There's a reason why getting your car stolen is referred to as being "Jacked." 22. When Jack Bauer opens a pack of Twix there are eight. 23. There are three ways to make the things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. The Jack Bauer way is right, but with a lot violence. 24. If you ever tried to tell Jack Bauer to go to hell, the Devil would silence you before you finished the sentence.

The =SB= Epic Joke Rating Thread

Posted: May 27 2008, 03:37 AM Forum Act I: Chit-Chat Hangout View full topic

Epic ten of ten.

Forest Gump goes to Heaven
Well it finally happened. Forest Gump died and went to heaven. But when he got to the gates, they were locked.

Saint Peter came out and smiled. "It's good to have you here Forest, but we've gotten a bit overcrowded so new entrants have to pass an intelligence test."

"Oh, I don't think I'm very good at tests." Forest said.

"It's simple. Only three questions. First, how many days of the week start with the letter T. Then, how many seconds are there in a year, and finally what's God's first name?"

Saint Peter has Forest sit down on a bench and think. After awhile, Forest goes back to the gate and Saint Peter comes out.

"Well Forest. Are you ready?"

"Yes your Saintliness."

"All right. What days of the week start with the letter T?"

"Well uh..I had to think awhile on that, but I figured it'd be Today and Tomorrow."

Saint Peter frowned slightly but then smiled. "I should have been more specific on that, but I'll give it to you. How many seconds are there in a year?"

"Twelve." Forest said.

"TWELVE?"

"Yes sir, January Second, February Second.."

"All right. Again, I should have been more specific. I'll give you that one. But this one you have to get. What's God's first name?"

"Oh, that was easy. It's Andy."

"ANDY?"

"Haven't you heard the song? Andy (And He) took me home, Andy gave me strength..Andy carried me over the hill.."

Saint Peter shook his head and opened the gate and waved his right arm.

"Run Forest, Run."

Jack Bauer
First Fact: Posted Image

2. If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, 24 would be called 12.
3. Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
4. The Dinosaurs laughed at Jack Bauer. Once.
5. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
6. There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot. It makes it easier to lose the satellites.
7. Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar.
8. As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.
9. Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... six seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
10. Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interrogated and killed.
11. Jack Bauer snapped a store clerk in half because he had said "Have a nice day!" Nobody tells Jack Bauer what to do.
12. Jack Bauer doesn't cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
13. Jack Bauer's poker face is so good he once won a game of poker with monopoly money, an eight card from Uno, a joker, a visa card, a tissue, and an iPod nano.
Jack Bauer can go more than 24 hours without eating or taking a dump. If you doubt this, there is over 6 DVD box sets to back it up.
14. During a trip to Seattle, Jack Bauer heard Grunge music for the first time and thought it sucked. Three days later, Kurt Cobain was dead.
15. Ken Jennings won every game of Jeopardy because he put "Jack Bauer" as the answer to Final Jeopardy, and Jack Bauer is never wrong.
16. Taco Bell used to close at midnight, until Jack Bauer decided he wanted to have burritos at 2 am.
17. Jack Bauer can go on a hunting trip with the Vice President and live.
18. On most Health insurance forms the last question is "Have you now, or ever in your past, made Jack Bauer mad? yes or no.
19. Jack Bauer quit heroin in 24 hours.
20. Jack Bauer does the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle on Saturdays. In pen.
21. There's a reason why getting your car stolen is referred to as being "Jacked."
22. When Jack Bauer opens a pack of Twix there are eight.
23. There are three ways to make the things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. The Jack Bauer way is right, but with a lot violence.
24. If you ever tried to tell Jack Bauer to go to hell, the Devil would silence you before you finished the sentence.

Eggman or Robotnik?
Posted: May 25 2008, 05:38 AM Forum Act II: Sonic's Moonlit Realm View full topic
I go with Robotnik and put Eggman for a nickname.

The Thread of Paradoxes and Inconsistancies
Posted: May 25 2008, 05:29 AM Forum Act I: Chit-Chat Hangout View full topic
Oooh. Nice resolution Yvette.

Burma softens the steel grip.
Posted: May 25 2008, 05:28 AM Forum Act I: Chit-Chat Hangout View full topic
Yep. I say we just Marine Corps Myanmar. It'd only take them a week to win, at most.

The Thread of Paradoxes and Inconsistancies
Posted: May 24 2008, 12:31 PM Forum Act I: Chit-Chat Hangout View full topic
All right next thing. This statement is a lie Or is it? Discuss.

The Thread of Paradoxes and Inconsistancies
Posted: May 24 2008, 06:54 AM Forum Act I: Chit-Chat Hangout View full topic
This is from Fate magazine (article by Herb Kugel) A group photograph clearly showing the face of a dead man, a terrible airplane flight through a storm into another reality, and a frightening, death-predicting dream were for British Royal Air Force (RAF) officer Victor Goddard glimpses into the mysterious world of the unexplained. Goddard�s first venture into the world of the unexplained involved a photograph. In 1975, the seventy-eight year old retired Air Marshal Sir Victor Goddard published the story of a photograph that he had kept for many years. It was a group photograph of his squadron. It was taken in early 1919 at the end of World War I and portrayed some 200 men and women who survived the fighting. It was an official RAF photograph. Nobody could have tampered with either the photograph or its negative at any time. When the photo was developed, it was placed on the squadron bulletin board so that those who wanted copies could sign up for them. There was one thing wrong, though. There was an extra face in the photograph, a face belonging to the late Airman Freddy Jackson. Jackson was a mechanic, who died by heedlessly walking into a spinning propeller two days before the squadron, which was to be disbanded, posed for the photo. In fact, his funeral took place on the day the squadron gathered for the photo. In the photo (above), everyone is wearing a hat but Jackson. Everyone is looking grim except Jackson, who is smiling enigmatically. The others had reason to look grim - they had just returned from Jackson�s funeral. Weird, eh?

The Thread of Paradoxes and Inconsistancies

Posted: May 24 2008, 06:54 AM Forum Act I: Chit-Chat Hangout View full topic

This is from Fate magazine (article by Herb Kugel)

A group photograph clearly showing the face of a dead man, a terrible airplane flight through a storm into another reality, and a frightening, death-predicting dream were for British Royal Air Force (RAF) officer Victor Goddard glimpses into the mysterious world of the unexplained.

Goddard�s first venture into the world of the unexplained involved a photograph. In 1975, the seventy-eight year old retired Air Marshal Sir Victor Goddard published the story of a photograph that he had kept for many years. It was a group photograph of his squadron. It was taken in early 1919 at the end of World War I and portrayed some 200 men and women who survived the fighting. It was an official RAF photograph. Nobody could have tampered with either the photograph or its negative at any time. When the photo was developed, it was placed on the squadron bulletin board so that those who wanted copies could sign up for them. There was one thing wrong, though. There was an extra face in the photograph, a face belonging to the late Airman Freddy Jackson.

Jackson was a mechanic, who died by heedlessly walking into a spinning propeller two days before the squadron, which was to be disbanded, posed for the photo. In fact, his funeral took place on the day the squadron gathered for the photo.

In the photo (above), everyone is wearing a hat but Jackson. Everyone is looking grim except Jackson, who is smiling enigmatically. The others had reason to look grim - they had just returned from Jackson�s funeral.

Weird, eh?

A possible Maria plot twist?
Posted: May 24 2008, 04:21 AM Forum Act II: Sonic's Moonlit Realm View full topic
Or Cy-Fox Two

What Are You Listening To Now/Favorite Song
Posted: May 24 2008, 04:17 AM Forum Act III: Entertainment Ocean View full topic
Cyberspace Remix (System Shock 1) - Chicajo

Poster of the Month Nominating
Posted: May 24 2008, 03:20 AM Forum =SB= Contest Database View full topic
Quartered for Yvette.

Hiya ^_^
Posted: May 21 2008, 04:30 PM Forum Act II: Newbie Resort View full topic
Welcome to =SB=. I'm the security administrator and thus this button clicker bows before your immense coding skills. Have an OpenCola.

OpenCola?
Posted: May 21 2008, 04:27 PM Forum Act I: Chit-Chat Hangout View full topic
I was looking around on Wiki, reading up on Pepsi and Coke on one of my eccentric whims and I discovered there's actually an open source cola recipe that's published under the GNU GPL license. Basically to those of you who don't know what the frack I'm talking about, this means that anyone can get this recipe for free and modify it, as long as you yourself release it for free to the public to use and learn from. I haven't made it, since I lack the equipment and ingredients necessary, but if I did...heck! I wouldn't probably have to rely on mainstream stuff during college. I'd just have to buy the crap in bulk and hack away. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenCola Your thoughts?

OpenCola?

Posted: May 21 2008, 04:27 PM Forum Act I: Chit-Chat Hangout View full topic

I was looking around on Wiki, reading up on Pepsi and Coke on one of my eccentric whims and I discovered there's actually an open source cola recipe that's published under the GNU GPL license. Basically to those of you who don't know what the frack I'm talking about, this means that anyone can get this recipe for free and modify it, as long as you yourself release it for free to the public to use and learn from.

I haven't made it, since I lack the equipment and ingredients necessary, but if I did...heck! I wouldn't probably have to rely on mainstream stuff during college. I'd just have to buy the crap in bulk and hack away.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenCola

Your thoughts?

support your console
Posted: May 21 2008, 09:12 AM Forum Act II: Video Game Station View full topic
Genesis, MS-DOS 6.22 and Windows 98. What's everyone staring at me for?

Hello
Posted: May 21 2008, 04:29 AM Forum Act II: Newbie Resort View full topic
Bah. XD. Anyways, welcome to Sonic Blast. I'm the security operations manager (interchangeable with administrator) and I deal with things like severe user issues, spambots and security settings on the board, and I also handle regular administrative tasks like name changes and things like that. I'm also one of the fan-fiction writers on here, along with Master of Darkness and Tux Coyote. I also poke around the discussion section, where you'll find Juke Box Hero, Duckroll and Eprahim among others. There's Coke at the reception table, and feel free to pick up your new metallic gray uniform and phaser :P.

Hello

Posted: May 21 2008, 04:29 AM Forum Act II: Newbie Resort View full topic

Bah. XD. Anyways, welcome to Sonic Blast. I'm the security operations manager (interchangeable with administrator) and I deal with things like severe user issues, spambots and security settings on the board, and I also handle regular administrative tasks like name changes and things like that.

I'm also one of the fan-fiction writers on here, along with Master of Darkness and Tux Coyote. I also poke around the discussion section, where you'll find Juke Box Hero, Duckroll and Eprahim among others.

There's Coke at the reception table, and feel free to pick up your new metallic gray uniform and phaser :P.

What Are You Listening To Now/Favorite Song
Posted: May 21 2008, 03:13 AM Forum Act III: Entertainment Ocean View full topic
The Crystal Method - Third Watch theme

Bones/House Season Finale
Posted: May 21 2008, 03:13 AM Forum Act III: Entertainment Ocean View full topic
Bah. A real man's show is the Red Green Show XD.

Hello
Posted: May 21 2008, 03:05 AM Forum Act II: Newbie Resort View full topic
And don't forget to look at my =SB= Prime Directives. They're like Cheerios. Round, equal and also tasty XD. List Prime Directives 1>Serve the Public Trust (Post in the best quality possible) 2>Protect the Innocent (Please do not flame or belittle others) 3>Uphold the Law (If you see something that's against the rules, use the Report button) 4>Eat MoD's Eggcookie. Wait, when did I ever have a Directive 4? I never had a Directive 4, this is like RoboCop all over ag... LOGIC ERROR

Hello

Posted: May 21 2008, 03:05 AM Forum Act II: Newbie Resort View full topic

And don't forget to look at my =SB= Prime Directives. They're like Cheerios. Round, equal and also tasty XD.

List Prime Directives
1>Serve the Public Trust (Post in the best quality possible)
2>Protect the Innocent (Please do not flame or belittle others)
3>Uphold the Law (If you see something that's against the rules, use the Report button)
4>Eat MoD's Eggcookie.

Wait, when did I ever have a Directive 4? I never had a Directive 4, this is like RoboCop all over ag...

LOGIC ERROR

SonicBlast IRC Re-Located
Posted: May 20 2008, 11:42 AM Forum Archived News View full topic
Due to the improper behavior of SOTI and his refusal to carry out an order to remove himself from the IRC channel staff (as he himself is not a staff member, among other things), the =SB= IRC channel has been moved to SonicIRC. These are the details you need for your IRC client: Server - irc.sonicirc.net Port - 6667 Channels owned by SonicBlast: #sonicblast #sbcreate #sbrp Operators: Any =SB= staff member may request automatic operations status. If you are not an =SB= staff member, you are not authorized to become a channel operator without the permission of Metallix, RidersDX or myself. You may not create or register a channel using the Sonic Blast name or likeness without Metallix or RidersDX's permission

SonicBlast IRC Re-Located

Posted: May 20 2008, 11:42 AM Forum Archived News View full topic

Due to the improper behavior of SOTI and his refusal to carry out an order to remove himself from the IRC channel staff (as he himself is not a staff member, among other things), the =SB= IRC channel has been moved to SonicIRC.

These are the details you need for your IRC client:
Server - irc.sonicirc.net
Port - 6667

Channels owned by SonicBlast:
#sonicblast
#sbcreate
#sbrp

Operators:
Any =SB= staff member may request automatic operations status.

If you are not an =SB= staff member, you are not authorized to become a channel operator without the permission of Metallix, RidersDX or myself. You may not create or register a channel using the Sonic Blast name or likeness without Metallix or RidersDX's permission

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