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Starts With a Mall...
Tei softly held her hand as she walked.

Starts With a Mall...
Tei smiled. "Let's go." She said as she stood up.

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Indeed, yes.

Also, bacon jerky. Tasty.

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Oh, okays then.

So...

*gives you bacon*

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I suppose your new name would be something like "kittywaffle"?

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Yeah, they tend to take a while.

Also, I am unusually fond of VHS. I guess it's because putting in a VHS is more satisfying than putting in a DVD?

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I also think the new Star Trek movies are pretty awesome. I quite enjoy them, yes.

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I am quite swell.

*gives KC a kitty to snuggle*

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Well okay then.

How are you today, Snuggler of Cats?

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I think those are non-canon as well.

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Well, as someone who has experienced a lot of that expanded universe, I have this to say:

Eh. Whatever.

Not really that big of a deal.

I guess that means the Famicom game where Darth Vader turns into a scorpion is non-canon.

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Oh hi Star Trek V.

I like you a lot more than I should.

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Like my thing with cats.

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I like Magikarp.

And Eevee, plus Eevelutions.

And Skitty.

Cat
As I watched the circle with the slowly rotating lines in it, I wondered when the Furless Ones would come back. I took a moment to snuggle the resting place of the Furless Ones, which was softer than my mother's underbelly fur, before leaping off. It still smelled from the previous time the Furless Ones mated. I went through the rectangular wooden arc in the wall, and went down the chiseled slope. On my left was the room where they sat on the sitting place, which was not as soft as their resting place, and looked at the box that often contained moving images of other furless.

I made my way to the food-making place, climbing up and leaping onto the raised hard surface, prowling around the various objects the Furless Ones tended to use. It was usually the Vanilla-Scented Female that made food for herself and the other Furless One, though it was the Lavender-Scented Female that normally fed me. I took a moment to reflect on this before leaping back down and heading towards the Eating Place.

I walked around the wooden legs of the sitting things and the eating things, before coming up to my purple scratching thing. I entertained myself for a few minutes, the smell of the object enticing me to scratch it more. Eventually, I grew bored and looked at the natural area that was blocked by the almost-invisible wall. The Lavender-Scented Female usually let me out to hunt and play.

I made my way back and began to explore the sitting place I saw earlier. I sat on the eating thing that was much smaller than the other one, this one between the box and the soft sitting thing. I looked at the image box, which was large but thin. I liked the other one better, as I could lay on top of it when it was on. It was warm and inviting.

I heard the sound of The Furless Ones returning, and I ran over to greet them with my usual "Mrow". I then noticed that they were getting engaged in pre-mating behavior, and the next thing I noticed was the new small metal band on the hand of The Lavender-Scented Female. It had a white shiny gem on it, one my eyes were drawn to. Perhaps the back rub could come later?

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Okays. Now snuggle the kitty.

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*gives you a waffle and a kitty* Breakfast and snuggling.

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Either or.

Metkitty: Nya.

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*puts a Metool helmet on a kitty* And now kitty is safe.

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Not really. They just think we're weird.

Not that they're wrong.

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