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I'm Timothy Ulysses, Crusader, a profile jointly owned by Leviathan Crusader and his stalwart fancharacter companion, Timothy Ulysses the Parasychologist. Stop reading now while you have the chance...

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Oct 31

Blog 5 - Stardate: 305-2008

WOOOOOOOO! I'm a moderator! What a breathtaking experience. Having this responsibility and prestige placed upon my shoulders... it's a feeling not unlike when I won the first tournament, but longer-lasting.

"Just don't go on a power-trip, okay?"

Heck no, that would be abuse of power! *hides secret plans underneath desk* And besides, I'm hardly that unscrupulous.

"*meaningful stare*"

... Alright, alright, maybe I do have a few bent ethical boundaries, but it's hardly criminal.

"I suppose you're right. So, what else is new?"

Weeeell, I think I have a fangirl...

"What?"

think I have a fangirl.

"*sigh* Speak up, TUC."

I SAID I THINK I HAVE A FANGIRL!

"... Oh."

Yyyyyeah.

"... Ahem... Harrumph... *snort*... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

Oh, stick it in your ear! *rolls eyes* Timothy Ulysses, Crusader-

"Heeheeheeheeheeeeee, hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaaaaaaa..."

... Signing off.
Posted at 1:59 am · 1 comment
Aug 23

Blog 4 - Stardate: 236-2008

It's bee approx. 24 hours since Epic Leave Mk II finished up and the fallout is still settling. Both MoD and Bliz were severely flamed by Haro (who seems to be some kind of power-hungry tantrum-thrower...) and chastised by fellow moderator Cy-Fox. Repeatedly.

"You'd think once would be enough."

Mm. And the thing is, both mods were trying to alleviate the tension around the forum. One thread where everyone could get together and have, as the thread says, a 'rick-rolling good time'. Everywhere else, both moderators are superb (I don't know why people call them strict) and I really do feel for them. If they act normal, they're called 'strict'. If they try something like this, they're called 'power-abusers' and 'irresponsible'.

"It's shameful."

However, should either mod somehow find this (HAHAHAHAHA!), I would encourage them to IGNORE the opinions of those few pessimists and rejoice in the fact that they are in the right.

TUC, signing off.
Posted at 11:20 pm · 1 comment
Jun 06

Blog 3 - Stardate: 160-2008

So, I've got a blog. Whee. Now to find more stuff to write about.
I mean, I suppose I don't HAVE to write ever single time I get the chance. But I feel that it's neccessary. It's good excercise for the brain.

Two new tournaments starting this weekend; the SB Tag-Team Tournament and SB vs SS.

In regards to the former, I shan't be joining; after winning one tournament, it seems (Wrong? Unethical?) to do so. I can't exaclty explain why (however good I am with words, describing my own thoughts has never been easy).
Maybe next time.

In the meantime though, I've got TIM HERE *claps Tim on the shoulder heartily* competing in the Sonic Blast vs Sonicshadow.net tournament comic!

"Great..."

Youuuuu betcha! However, this time, the rules are a bit diferent. Instead of judging the winner by their roleplaying skills (like a normal tourney), the winner is determined through random dice roll. Now, I'm all good for dice rolls to figure out hit, dodge, damage and all the rest of the typical stuff you find in a tabletop RPG, but figuring out the winner of an entire fight through ONE dice roll? It seems a bit dubious-

"And I have a 50% chance of getting my arse kicked!"

And yes, Tim has an increased chance of losing. THANK you, Tim. Now shoo! You need to learn more spells before it's your turn!

"*sigh* I abhor fighting... *leaves*"

...
Poor Tim. He doesn't have a chance in hell.

"Sorry? What did you say?"

Nothing!

TUC, signing off.
Posted at 2:46 am · No comments
Jun 03

Blog 2 - Stardate: 157-2008

Red vs Blue is awesome! I've watched all of seasons 1-2 and the first ep of season 3. Now all I have to do is extract all the season 3 files and get the missing episodes and I'll be able to watch that too! Isn't that great!

Private Grif is definitely the best. Always getting picked on by the Sarge, and to a lesser extent, the Sarge's-ass-kissing Simmonds, but never failing to come back with a sarcastic, witty remark.

The Sarge is pretty cool too; "I ONLY DRINK THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES! Although I do enjoy the occasional sarsparilla. Grenadier, straigh outta the can. Deeeelicious. Or sex on the beach or a pina colada. 'If you like pina colaaaada! Huh!' Ohh yeah..."

Although the best to characters in the whole series are Church, who's just badass even though he's dead, and Sheila the AI Tank. "Stop staring at my treads, buddy."

Yep. RvB is definitely LOLerific.

Gotta find more eps...

TUC, signing off.
Posted at 2:56 am · 1 comment
Jun 01

Blog 1 - Stardate: 156-2008

Testing... testing... oh look, it works! Ha! Excellent. Sssssoooooooo... now what?

"Well, it's a blog, TUC. You write down what you think, what's on your mind, et cetera."

Like a diary, huh?

"Y... yyyyyeah, I suppo-"

I HATE DIARIES! DIARIES SUCK!

"Calm down, TUC, it's a different kind of diary. It's... it's just... *sigh* how about you let me demonstrate, okay?"

Okaaaay...

"Right, well, this is our first blog entry. Amazing how the new Zetaboards can allow this stuff; pretty nifty if you ask me."

*calls out* ZETABOARDS SUCKS!

"Aaaaaanyway, it's Monday, and you know what that means? It-"

It's bin day and I have to take the bins out to the curb?

"Noooooo, it means that Boston Legal is on at 9:30."

Oh, I knew that.

"I haven't seen that show in ages. It was so damn funny."

You know what else is funny? My Name is Earl. Classic stuff.

"Yeah, but that's on on Thursdays."

So's Lost, but you don't hear me complaining about that, now do you?

"I... I... wasn't complaining..."

Ahhhhhh, arguing the point are we?

"W... Bu... you know what, screw it. See you later everyone. Timothy Ulysses, signing off."
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