May 20
The G.O.D. Protocol Part 2.5: GOD WIP
Hello, it's ME again. Sorry, this is not the unveiling of the final piece to the G.O.D. puzzle. Instead I have taken time to construct the top half of the robot as best I could from the visions in my head. Taking careful measure to include some aspect of it that I have used in the shack (The Genesis Cannons for example) and not until recently been able to accurately portray on the models.
So without further ado, here is the (almost) complete, Galaxy Obliterator Destroid.
Front View
Side View
Back View
I hope you enjoyed this little hint at what's to come. Until next time, this is ME, signing off.
Apr 10
The G.O.D. Protocol Part 2: The Payload Tank
Welcome my friends once again to the Lair of Doktor Horde: Master of all things macabre and mechanicle! Today I unveil part 2 of my great robotic weapons. The Payload Tank! *Hops into control chair, Mobile Surgeon grasps onto the barrel and dangles*
This baby can do it all! All terrain tread and wheel combo, easily interchangable at a whim. At the sides are industrial grade shock absorbers that can survive a fall from the upper levels of the atmosphere, and keep the two halves of the tank perfectly secure. What's that? What if I can't go any further because the weight of the tank makes it impossible? Not to worry!
A simple flip of the switch and the locks keeping the tank barrel tethered to the rest of the construction will disengage, allowing the far lighter section to Continue ahead, propelled by a smaller set of wheels integrated into its design. Speaking of the barrel, it has 6 power settings. Setting 1 will burn a fairly large hole into any target. Setting 2 will disintegrate most small residential buildings. Setting three will vaporize most medium sized buildings; for example, convenience stores such as walmart. Setting 4 will lay waste to a small town if the target area is struck perfectly. Setting 5 takes care of medium sized islands and small countries. Finally setting 6, or the Skull setting.....if your planet is precious to you, do not set it to this.
Now that we have the tank itself covered, it is time to demonstare its role in the G.O.D. Protocol. MP, can you please come over here. *MP lumbers in*
"What do you want? I'm busy."
I need you to show these nice people here the various combinations you, the tank, and mobile surgeon can assume. "Screw the people, why should I?"
Ok, what's eating you? "If you must know. I'm getting tired of the name you gave me. Mortar Predator sounds like crap. Until I get a new name, I'm not doing shit for you anymore!"
Fine....how does Mechtitan Prime sound? "Better. Fine, I'll do this stupid combination thing." Excellent! Combine!
MP Rove Mode
Payload Walker Mode
Mechtitan Buster Tank.
Disperse! *Machines return to their individual forms*
And so concludes part 2 of our tour. I thank you all for coming and hope to see you next time for the conclusion of ME Robots: The G.O.D. Protocol. In the exciting finale we will assess the might of the awesome Shadow Walker, and the ultimate power of the Galactic Obliterator Destroid will be unleashed! Farewell.
Oct 13
The Magma Antlar
Not really here to bore you with words today. So instead I'll show you my newest creation. The Magma Antlar.
Ain't it perty?
Anyway that's all I got. Til next time, this is Red Ranger Eater signing off.
Sep 2
ME Robots: The G.O.D. Protocol Part 1: MP
Welcome brave readers to the first installment of my (hopefully) award winning series:
ME Robots: The G.O.D. Protocol
Never one to wait until the end to reveal the big baddie. I start this series with the one and only....
*Is blown against the wall as a colossal orange, silver, and black titan steps into frame*
"Can we make this quick. I'm scheduled to get my monthly chaos energy purge in ten minutes"
M.....P.... *peels off the wall and lands with a thud, gets up*
Ok then. Lets begin. *jump cut to diagnostic screen, voice over*
The MP (a.k.a Mortar Predator) model comes with phase iron plating standard. twin torso mount booster rockets. Emerald storage tanks located on the hands, lower leg, torso, and offensive blade. Located on the head is this model's primary weapon "The Mortar Cannon" which fires a chaos energy filled rocket that can carry a payload of 1 gigaton if filled to the brim.
Designed by ME personally, the MP is a marvel of robotics. Featuring full simulated human articulation, (with added leg joint and tail) and thinking, as well as an armory of weapons. The unique coloring of this machine marks him as a "destroyer" meaning that when you see him, it may be the last thing you ever see.
Along the arms are components that may seem odd to some at first glance. pairs of large and small jet wings. Their inclusion will be made clear shortly, but first I wish to elaborate on the tail. Ah, the tail, so many functions a tail has in the animal kingdom. Used by monkeys to grip branches while leaving their tiny hands free to grab a piece of fruit. Used by horses to swat pesky flies from their back side.Used by cows to smack the Chosen One around. But I digress.
For the MP, the tail is far more than a simple grapple or fly-swatter. It is a nuclear powered "building breaker." I say this because at its tip are two plasma swords, whose blades can sever any material on the planet. and when the blades are not in use, I have included a set of highly destructive saw blades to deal with anything remaining.
*cut back to ME and MP*
Now, you may still be asking "Thats all ell and good ME, but why does he have wings?" Well my friend, if you will gladly look, you will have your answer. MP, if you would...(seconds later)
and there you have it. Not only have I created a titan of destruction, I created a TRANSFORMING TITAN OF DESTRUCTION! And that still isn't the whole story. Check back for part 2 of ME Robots: the G.O.D. Protocol. Next time, we will look over the highly deadly, highly stylish Payload Tank.
(warning to early viewers: images are unavailable ATM due to not existing. Check back tomorrow, or later tonight)
Oct 2
The Ultraman is strong in me.
Hello every it is I, Me. I do hope you enjoy this very first entry of my blog. *peanut gallery* SILENCE...I KILL YOU!
Anyway, a week ago I stumbled into mega media exchange. (awesome store btw, if theres one near ya, go) No real plan other than to see what they had. After several rows of disappointment, I came the U section, and because of my weakness for all things shiny, my eyes become locked on 2 DVD sets. Now discontinued Ultraman box sets. I was vaguely familiar with the Japanese TV show, but never paid much attention.
Having no money, I simply left and plotted how I may acquire these DVDs. Enter a few days later, I scrounge up enough money to purchase one, lucky for me my cousin works there and chipped in a buck 75. Happily I walk home, ogling at the shininess and reading the little booklet that came with. I arrived back home and popped disc 1 into my DVD player, and the trap had been sprung. Several hours, and 2 others discs later, I had Ultraman fever. I knew that the second set would be mine. Enter another few days later. I bring in a bunch of movies I never watch, and end up with an astounding 60 bucks, (SAY WHAA!?) I get pack numero dos and the Tenacious D movie. (for 3 bucks? yessss sir!) Ultraman fever turns into Ultraman Space Plague. Enter 2 days ago. Thanks to the God known as Youtube, I was able to watch Great Decisive Battle!...fudge it, I ain't typing it again.
So anyway, thanks to a passing glance at a movie store, I am now obsessed with Ultraman. CURSE YOU BRAIN AND YOUR STRANGE WAYS!
Good night. *Colbert theme plays me off*
...Dumbass
Shut up, no one likes you.
 7:26 PM Jul 24
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