Jul 17
Gift of the Reject
Shane was a loser in school. He tried to make friends, but because he was so ugly and everyone else was conceited, they assumed he was a stalker and spat on him.
There was one thing the other kids at school didn't know. Shane was a saint and had a magical third eye.
When he had tried with no success to make friends in his life, he decided to make one final attempt. One day outside, some kids in his class were playing ball. He asked if he could play and they said, "no its only a game between friends. He wasn't their friend" He asked if he could be their friend, and one of them threw the ball at his head.
Shane, determined to prove his worth, cut off his magical third eye and gave it to the boy who threw the ball at him.
"What is this?" asked the boy.
"I wanted to return the favor, so I'm passing you 'the ball'".
As soon as he received the magical third eye, the boy died.
Shane, because of the karma for giving this wonderful gift to the boy was gifted immortality.
E.N.D.
Jun 29
Why does charmy have a nose
Soooo, my post on the forum(asking this question) was locked like 5 mins after i posted it for like no reason and
I just realized I had something to add!
My original question:
Why does charmy have a nose? he's a bee!
Because I was trying to draw a bee by using him as a model and... charmy had a nose
But then, later on this evening, I realized I had another question:
Why does charmy have a stinger? He's a boy bee... Boy bees don't have stingers
Jun 25
I hate it when...
I hate it when I see good looking people,
especially fashionable ones.
My parents raised me with no fashion sense,
and didn't care about my appearance at all.
Appearances don't matter!
LIES. The only way to make money is if
you're hot. Otherwise people just spit on you
and think you're mentally retarded for not
owning a pair of Jordans.
Its a twisted cycle and I'm far too old to
get out of it. And according to my old boss...
I'm "an untouchable". And not even the cute kind
you feel sorry for in the movies.
I just got home and I'm looking at vacation pics
and I'm depressed as hell. Not only that, but
I have been stuck in the car with my mom and grandparents
trying not to strangle them for ever having birthed [my mom first and then]
me. And then they lie to me and pretend i'm the most
attractive person in the world. (the last part makes me want
to shoot them. Stop lying guys.)
God Jammit mannn... its called a Condom.
May 25
Zen Koan no 1
Ken was a young buddhist monk who lived
a quiet life in a busy city.
Ken was quite lazy and took his pillow with
him wherever he went. He took it grocery
shopping, on dates, to school, and even
swimming.
One day, his pillow and he got in a fight.
He threw the pillow into a wall and
it burst into a million feathers.
He cried and screamed because he
loved the pillow so much.
Many years later, he looked at
where the pillow used to lie next to him
and he became awakened.
May 18
Heads and Tails
Today is my second day on Sonic Blast.
I wasn't expecting a huge fan base here - what
with facebook taking over internet blogging.
I suppose from here on out, this will be where I
post my all things sonic. My friends don't understand
my obsession with him but I still say he's the
True Blue King of Games - Before Yugi ever came along.
Back in the day, when Sonic first came out,
if you wanted to play a game at the arcade,
make a phone call, or buy some candy, or
get some plastic jewelry,
you had to have a quarter. One quarter. 25 cents.
Sonic is Heds (cuz you can't say hedgehog without saying hed)
and Tails is Tails (obviously - the wings give it away)
 7:34 PM Jul 24
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