Alucard rants

Armake21 is holier than thou.

Upon rediscovery of such an ancient beast that not I dare insult, I have come to realize that for the next 75% of a mortal human lifespan, I will be complete. If I could kill every mortal on the planet right now (which I could), I would let live only four: James, who you all refer to as Snooky; Puffin, the bird-like creature who sits beside me as I speak to thee all while thou fail to notice; NTom64, for he alone can keep James occupied for the duration of an entire game to the extent that I am able to relax; and Armake21, the subject of thy following intake of trivial information.

Armake21 is the only mortal capable of weaving a statement filled with hate to the extent that even I it would frighten. Given my 7 year stretch as a hardcore gamer the likes of which thou cannot compete with, I possess very strong opinions regarding those certain games that most of thou avoid which disgrace the very soul of the modern gaming market: Sonic 2006, Bomberman Act Zero; and if thou wishes to return to those oh so sacred days of terrible computer technology and limited processing power due to lack of human intelligence (certainly nothing different from today), Action 52, Total Recall, and ET.

No living being, and certainly no mortal, has ever been able to match my thoughts or surpass my anger on the subject...until I discovered what was at the time better than the abrupt awakening by the one known to me as James. What I discovered was Armake21. This puny mortal turned to be the most unholy wonder on this physical plane.

I discovered this mortal in the year of 2008...his original Youtube account had been closed by what later was revealed as his own self in an attempt to prove one fatal point...that he didn't give a shit about the foolishness of his surrounding mortal scum, which I like. But what I really like is that upon research and thorough observance, he had several reviews the likes of which amazed even I. I marveled at the acute conversion of computer data to light and sound waves through a technological medium that was his Sonic 2006 review. I was amazed by his amazing bashing and damaging of what was Bomberman Act Zero. I enjoyed every second of every video Armake posted, until his account was once again...closed. I waited patiently for news on his new account. I searched for any possible page that could call out to me, "I am Armake21." I found nothing. Immediately I exploded with anger and went on a killing rampage, eating any mortal that crossed my path. My anger did not subside until when recently...I discovered this.

It was certainly a positive moment for all. I was not angry, the people around me were no longer dying by the second. I could once again sit down and enjoy new Armake21 content the likes of which I had never encountered...and I could for the first time cut short a trivial blog entry, for I wish to partake in the next installment of his current playthrough.

May you avoid the pits of hell just long enough for me to kill you,
-Alucard