The Doktor's Laboratory

ME Robots: The G.O.D. Protocol Part 1: MP

Welcome brave readers to the first installment of my (hopefully) award winning series:

ME Robots: The G.O.D. Protocol

Never one to wait until the end to reveal the big baddie. I start this series with the one and only....

*Is blown against the wall as a colossal orange, silver, and black titan steps into frame*

"Can we make this quick. I'm scheduled to get my monthly chaos energy purge in ten minutes"

M.....P.... *peels off the wall and lands with a thud, gets up*

Ok then. Lets begin. *jump cut to diagnostic screen, voice over*

The MP (a.k.a Mortar Predator) model comes with phase iron plating standard. twin torso mount booster rockets. Emerald storage tanks located on the hands, lower leg, torso, and offensive blade. Located on the head is this model's primary weapon "The Mortar Cannon" which fires a chaos energy filled rocket that can carry a payload of 1 gigaton if filled to the brim.

Designed by ME personally, the MP is a marvel of robotics. Featuring full simulated human articulation, (with added leg joint and tail) and thinking, as well as an armory of weapons. The unique coloring of this machine marks him as a "destroyer" meaning that when you see him, it may be the last thing you ever see.

Along the arms are components that may seem odd to some at first glance. pairs of large and small jet wings. Their inclusion will be made clear shortly, but first I wish to elaborate on the tail. Ah, the tail, so many functions a tail has in the animal kingdom. Used by monkeys to grip branches while leaving their tiny hands free to grab a piece of fruit. Used by horses to swat pesky flies from their back side. Used by cows to smack the Chosen One around. But I digress.

For the MP, the tail is far more than a simple grapple or fly-swatter. It is a nuclear powered "building breaker." I say this because at its tip are two plasma swords, whose blades can sever any material on the planet. and when the blades are not in use, I have included a set of highly destructive saw blades to deal with anything remaining.

*cut back to ME and MP*

Now, you may still be asking "Thats all ell and good ME, but why does he have wings?" Well my friend, if you will gladly look, you will have your answer. MP, if you would...(seconds later)

and there you have it. Not only have I created a titan of destruction, I created a TRANSFORMING TITAN OF DESTRUCTION! And that still isn't the whole story. Check back for part 2 of ME Robots: the G.O.D. Protocol. Next time, we will look over the highly deadly, highly stylish Payload Tank.

(warning to early viewers: images are unavailable ATM due to not existing. Check back tomorrow, or later tonight)

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