Running with Scissors

Gift of the Reject

Shane was a loser in school. He tried to make friends, but because he was so ugly and everyone else was conceited, they assumed he was a stalker and spat on him.

There was one thing the other kids at school didn't know. Shane was a saint and had a magical third eye.

When he had tried with no success to make friends in his life, he decided to make one final attempt. One day outside, some kids in his class were playing ball. He asked if he could play and they said, "no its only a game between friends. He wasn't their friend" He asked if he could be their friend, and one of them threw the ball at his head.

Shane, determined to prove his worth, cut off his magical third eye and gave it to the boy who threw the ball at him.

"What is this?" asked the boy.

"I wanted to return the favor, so I'm passing you 'the ball'".

As soon as he received the magical third eye, the boy died.

Shane, because of the karma for giving this wonderful gift to the boy was gifted immortality.

E.N.D.

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