Running with Scissors

I hate it when...

I hate it when I see good looking people,
especially fashionable ones.

My parents raised me with no fashion sense,
and didn't care about my appearance at all.
Appearances don't matter!

LIES. The only way to make money is if
you're hot. Otherwise people just spit on you
and think you're mentally retarded for not
owning a pair of Jordans.

Its a twisted cycle and I'm far too old to
get out of it. And according to my old boss...
I'm "an untouchable". And not even the cute kind
you feel sorry for in the movies.

I just got home and I'm looking at vacation pics
and I'm depressed as hell. Not only that, but
I have been stuck in the car with my mom and grandparents
trying not to strangle them for ever having birthed [my mom first and then]
me. And then they lie to me and pretend i'm the most
attractive person in the world. (the last part makes me want
to shoot them. Stop lying guys.)

God Jammit mannn... its called a Condom.

1. Comment by Wallace, Jun 25 2012, 08:39 PM

   Pics or you're handsome as hell by default.

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