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Rant #1: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

OK! I HAD IT WITH ALL OF THIS!

I heard about Sonic 4 and I was really happy until I saw the second trailer, look at the teaser and tell me what you see



Yea you see it, it's Classic Sonic in the classic emblem, and we all were excited about it until we saw this ABOMINATION!



Yea. that's right. GREEN EYED, MODERN SONIC is in Sonic 4!! UNBELIEVABLE

How can Ken Balough call this "Sonic 4 as you imagined it" when THAT BLASPHEMOUS HEDGEHOG is in it! I've been a fan since I was 4 and this is crushing my Childhood memories of playing the first 3 games; and then there are those physics for Sonic, HE MOVES TO FAST AND HIS SPIN DASH IS TOO SLOW!!!

You might as well call this Sonic Rush 3: The game that attempts to stop Dimps urges to place boosters everywhere! I mean COME ON! Boosters are EVERYWHERE in Splash hill zone! and that stupid Homing Attack is stupid! Forget what I said back then with my stupid ideas of Sonic growing up and my theory and evidence of having those hideous eyes since Sonic 1!

All this stupidity coming from Sega is ridiculous! I expect all of you to follow me on this crusade to destroy the heretics and set things right for future generations!

For the sad, sad, soul who doesn't figure it out, this is "Satire" and it is funny.

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